r/shitposting 7d ago Silver 24 Helpful 26 Wholesome 35 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Ok? WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Sir-Shork 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

i also want parents...

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u/justcreateoneforme 7d ago

No they want my collection of Pogs

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u/dragnilar 7d ago Silver Helpful

Pancreas

Mmmm....

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u/-Gildre217- 7d ago Wholesome

I want to eat your Pancreas

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u/Buenzu 7d ago

Bro why did you have to remind me of that. Now I feel sad.

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u/master-creb 7d ago

Best anime movie change my mind

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u/-Gildre217- 7d ago

I wouldn't say the best but it's definitely in my top 10

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u/master-creb 7d ago

valid

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u/Alicizationnn 7d ago

How dare you accept a diverging opinion, you're on a Reddit ffs...

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u/DustyNix 7d ago

Tbh I think Naz is just talking about pancakes, only psychopaths don't like em.

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u/domfol 7d ago Silver Wholesome

M-may I eat youw pancweas? 🥺

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u/BoyBeyondStars 7d ago

you jolly well can, as it doesn’t work anyway

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u/uhavethreeballs 7d ago

requests scalpel from nurse

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u/141-Ghost-141 7d ago

I have no use for mine either. Damn diabetes, making my organs homeless or some shit

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u/yourdiabeticwalrus 7d ago

homeless organ club lets goooo

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u/3sxNatuu 7d ago

Uwu no i ~ gets brutally stabbed

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u/Alphonse_3lrik 7d ago

No worries! marries your best friend

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u/boogerman23 7d ago

Venom doesn’t beg to differ.

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u/Povstnk 7d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

I knew that every girl want to invade Philippines

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u/Tomiver3042 7d ago Helpful

guess I'm a girl now

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 7d ago 'MURICA

Okay, Xi Jinping

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 6d ago Helpful Wholesome

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u/Insidiosity 7d ago

Hol' up

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u/FuckYouAldrich 7d ago

god fucking dammit

first the spaniards, then the americans, then the japanese, now girls?

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u/GLnoG 7d ago Silver

Tomorrow will be brazillians 💀

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u/uuda44luke 7d ago

That’s not even a real number! Idiot.

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u/Financial_Bird_7717 7d ago

Is too. It comes after Gazillions.

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u/coocoochicken04 7d ago

What about girl already in Philippines??

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u/thatdragoonplayer 7d ago

She has succeeded in invading.

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u/enonymusk 7d ago

~just girly things~

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u/KillerHub 7d ago Helpful

Philli pe**is

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u/Lone-organism 7d ago

pelvis?

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u/imma_gamin 7d ago

Ah yes “philli’s pelvis”

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u/milksaplenty 7d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Crab Rave

Perry the platypus

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u/Mary-U 7d ago

Hey, where’s Perry?

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u/Sudden_Ad220 7d ago Silver Wholesome

grrrgrrrrrr

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u/batboiben 7d ago

its more of a grrkgkgkrkgkrgrgrrr

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u/Becky_Qweebs 7d ago

Dooby dooby doo ba

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u/antonio381 7d ago Silver Wholesome hehehehe

Pens

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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 7d ago

Pencils

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u/antonio381 7d ago

Paintings

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u/Jomy10 7d ago

Pebbles

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u/Primal_Oat 7d ago

Small glass jar

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u/Jomy10 7d ago

Broomstick handle

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u/Lil_Cheesy_Bean 7d ago

Umbrella handle

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u/My_mother_sus 7d ago

Stiff cocks

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u/Lil_Cheesy_Bean 7d ago

Fingers

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u/JoBoPlayz 7d ago

Fishing rod handle

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u/Vaeson_ 7d ago

things that I shoved up my arse

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u/gotstuckinthemud 7d ago Silver Take My Energy

She want dem pesos

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u/Limes_n_lemons 7d ago

₱₱₱₱₱

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u/chronicler3713 7d ago

“She wants more dineros just to stay at home…”

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u/Ok-Commercial-6708 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Pringles

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u/za_fierdaus24 7d ago

this is the best one

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u/gladwin4 7d ago Helpful Wholesome

Perry the platypus

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u/The_Order_Eternials 7d ago

I thought Doofenshmirtz was an ocelot….

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u/SatisfactionAdept299 7d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Take My Money Narwhal Salute Big Brain Time

Pants with pockets???

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u/MandyNoon 7d ago

This is a man who truly understand women

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 7d ago

Pants with functional pockets?

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u/IcedGolemFire 7d ago

that is actually what all women want. ask any woman. it’s true

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u/Few_Newt 7d ago

Pockets. Just pockets.

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u/Jhjsjhjshs 7d ago

Pockets on dresses

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u/loki_mischief 7d ago Silver Gold Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Super Heart Eyes

Pdf files

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u/FloatByer 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Ally Evil Cackle

what does that mean? My uncle is in jail for something like that.

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u/pizzamanthabest 7d ago

Check the basement

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u/loki_mischief 7d ago

Le' me oouuttttt. Plz

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u/uhavethreeballs 7d ago

HEY

Did I tell you you could speak?

That's two more days down there!

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u/SwaggAZN 7d ago

You said that three weeks ago...

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u/uhavethreeballs 7d ago

pulls belt out of loops

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u/SwaggAZN 7d ago edited 7d ago

No, please, I'll be quiet, just feed us our cat food....

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u/BasicallyTrash69 7d ago

Bro has been so long down there he grew a beard 💀

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u/_pickachu_007 7d ago

He don't need to check he mostly been in one till his uncle got arrested

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u/kral0s 7d ago

He screenshoted an nft💀

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u/Pho3NiXz 7d ago

Pickles since you can eat them afterwards.

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB 7d ago

After what? 😃

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u/Goingdownforever 7d ago

Country Girls make do

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u/LargeSackOfNuts 7d ago

Country boys make do 💩🍑

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB 7d ago

Af--

...after what?? 😟

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u/Banankung3n 7d ago Wholesome

Pancakes? Ok, I can fix that 👍🏼

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u/_flaccid_pancake 7d ago

Hey

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u/Kabutriceratops 7d ago

A Man Has Fallen Into the River in Lego City

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u/L4yZeee 7d ago

Helltaker be like

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u/YeahLetsSkipThisShit 7d ago Silver Helpful Helpful (Pro)

Pspspspspspspspspsps

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u/FAILNOUGHT 7d ago Silver Helpful

that's cat calling

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u/Diogo_blz 7d ago

Thats how you call the pussy

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u/FAILNOUGHT 7d ago edited 7d ago

if that worked I would be covered in pussy not restraining orders

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u/VenomOUShazard 7d ago

do you, by any chance, listen to death grips?

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u/SwordOfTheCoast 7d ago I'll Drink to That

Pterodactyls?

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u/goat_puree 7d ago

That’d make me damn happy, TBH.

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u/xCottonCandyFaygo 7d ago

Potatoes

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u/menacingcar044 7d ago Wholesome

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

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u/Blackcat008 7d ago Wholesome

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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u/jimlockr 7d ago

Ponies!

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u/Mindless-Mushroom-36 7d ago

ah yes, every elementary school girl's dream!

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u/FaruKKaya29 7d ago

its really stupid that girls want piss.

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u/Pentaigo 7d ago Beating Heart

Python developers?

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u/DeadlyDuckSucker 7d ago

I wish

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u/jofbaut 7d ago

Have you tried making yourself look more larger and imposing? How about falling on the floor and pretending that you’re dead?

No, wait, I’m confusing girls with bears again.

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u/AaaaFucc 7d ago

Paris?

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u/pulpo1 7d ago

Who's in paris?

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u/ArthurBoyNL 7d ago

Candice

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u/persleng_got_banned 7d ago

Who is joe mama

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u/ArthurBoyNL 7d ago

Dude, I have no fucking clue

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u/persleng_got_banned 7d ago

Deez nuts HAAAHAAAA

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u/ArthurBoyNL 7d ago

Fuck, he got me

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u/SnooShortcuts1741 7d ago

HE GOT YOU REAL GOOOD HAHAHAH

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u/Khr0N04 7d ago

He is friends with Sugma

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u/Conscious-Onion1166 7d ago

Who is friends with sugma?

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u/Khr0N04 7d ago

Bofa these nuts LOL

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u/ayush_with_drip 7d ago

France🤢🤢🤮

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u/SmellConnoisseur 7d ago

Prolonged anal prolapsings

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u/ThatBoiiB 7d ago

User name checks out.

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u/repoioman26 7d ago

Possums, soooo many possums

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u/RUN00455 7d ago

Pootis

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u/Alone_Spell9525 7d ago

Took too long to find this

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u/stenosh 7d ago

Prostate problems

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u/bhillen83 7d ago

Yeah we all want playstations

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u/Marbles_TDS 7d ago

procrastination stations?

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u/ShadowTheRedditor 7d ago

Pipis

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u/Dev_of_gods_fan 7d ago

Pipis room

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u/Ok-Ad-2589 7d ago

AH, A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]

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u/Cetnik55 7d ago

[1532] liked this!

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u/RobsterenSkip 7d ago

A real [PIPIS PERSON]

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u/SteelShroom 7d ago

🔵 <---- pipis

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u/Occam___ 7d ago

Psychosis? I mean makes a lot of sense.

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u/LogiePierogi 7d ago

Playing Super Smash Bros!

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u/batachilly 7d ago

Pneumatic actuators?

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u/bababoai 7d ago

Parkinson's? Bro is she ok?

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u/Ruqweirsa 7d ago

Pictures of furries? I didnt knew that.

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u/invertedigloo 7d ago

Penal detention centers?

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u/A15s 7d ago

Pesos?

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u/seizemeansplz 7d ago

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

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u/Swimen1 7d ago

Purple dildos obviously

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