r/shitposting Nov 19 '21 Gold 1 Helpful 55 Wholesome 62 Take My Energy 1 Rocket Like 1 I'm Deceased 1 Silver 47

Wtf is happening here??? WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Ultimat6 Nov 19 '21 Helpful

China lore

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u/Kell___3 Nov 19 '21

This is China’s version of Bollywood.

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u/Enter_Feeling Nov 19 '21

Bullywood

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Nov 19 '21

Ginawood

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 19 '21

Xinawood

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u/Diligent-Example1654 Nov 19 '21

-30000000000000000000 social credit

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u/Tatarkingdom Nov 19 '21

Taiwan​ is a fucking cunt man!

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u/ONOMATOPOElA Nov 19 '21

Of course China is a country haven’t you seen how large it is?

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u/backtolurk Nov 19 '21

Very naughty bot

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u/KoolAidGuy_541 Nov 19 '21

Oh you naughty naughty...

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u/SaltyRusnPotato Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

I've seen a few of these and here the general plot structure:

  1. Guy tried to go to internet cafe to game.

  2. Grandma doesn't let him.

  3. Life hack war.

  4. Guy gets to internet cafe, grandma catches him, and dons some traditional dress.

Chaos ensues... I don't know...

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u/domoon Nov 19 '21

she didn't always catch them tho. sometimes they get away, sometimes they didn't lol depends who got the flash back sephia scene

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u/Echololcation Nov 19 '21

and dawn's traditional dress

"dons"

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u/jakeroony Nov 19 '21

Nah bro she totally dawns it

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u/SaltyRusnPotato Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

Fixed it. She is a beginning of a phenomenon of a new Hollywood lol.

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u/drwicksy Nov 19 '21

Babe wake up new China lore just dropped

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u/BasedBihari Nov 19 '21

Chingus amingus

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u/memereviewer453 Nov 19 '21

CHADIDNTHAFTACUTMEOFF

MAEKOUTLAKITNEVAHAPPENDANDATWEWURNUTTIN

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u/FrozenBananer Nov 19 '21

Including the land whale.

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u/con4ever Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21 Wholesome

Ok, the video is a bit fast and the subtitles are inverted (readable if paused), but basically it’s a meme of “going to the Internet cafe be like”.

Many kids in China spend a lot of time in Internet cafes to play games and they’re extremely popular there (especially in more rural areas). Chinese parents (especially mothers) are very strict and will do anything to stop their children to stop playing videogames and study at home instead.

The plot is that his friend calls him to go to the netcafe, and then he gets stopped by his mom, then whatever the fuck that great escape was happened, but much like in reality the Chinese mom is too OP and always wins. (Source: have Chinese mom)

Also, it’s basically an ad for some novel reading app, he promotes the app to the owner when he gets to the netcafe lmao

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u/FokaLP Nov 19 '21

Thanks for the explanation. You have good sources

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u/Axtorx Nov 19 '21

Is this a kid in the video? It looks like an adult man?

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u/Any-Conflict-9857 Nov 19 '21

if china is like latin america, you are a "kid" untill you are married and with a house.

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u/Kissedmysister Nov 19 '21 Helpful

It’s honestly impressive at this point

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u/the_q_creator Nov 19 '21

Ikr? Way more creative than those shitty lip sync videos

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u/edwin989 Nov 19 '21 Take My Energy

This video gave me ADHD from the sheer amount of cuts it has

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u/Tripartita Nov 19 '21 Helpful

When a 1 minute 30 seconds video has a fucking flashback, you know it’s good shit.

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u/zb0t1 Nov 19 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

How can anyone not love this video?

IT BOOSTED MY MORNING ROUTINE.

This is why I'm still alive!

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u/bakerie Nov 19 '21

I'm sick and I nearly died of a coughing fit with the leaf blower, umbrella and bin scene.

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u/ChunderTaco Nov 19 '21

Perhaps ANUS_FACTS should you know… Stick to anuses. Or Anii?

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u/Primitive_Teabagger Nov 19 '21

They literally made a full feature live action anime film in less than 2 minutes

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u/UnderstandingTrick95 Nov 19 '21

More like tom & jerry or one of the old cartoons

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u/LCPLOwen Nov 19 '21

Bro this is the entire fucking plot of a Sundance film.

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u/Luenrd Nov 19 '21

I love the sped up saw music at the end

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u/phoexnixfunjpr Nov 19 '21

And better than "Eternals" for sure

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u/ScanNCut Nov 19 '21 Helpful

I'm starting to think it could be scripted tho.

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u/s1mp_69 epic gamer 😎 Nov 19 '21

real

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u/Ill-Credit7396 Nov 19 '21

I don’t know seemed pretty real to me

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u/Dragyz Nov 19 '21

You can't make this stuff up, it's 100% real and that's final.

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u/nublifeisbest Nov 19 '21

This is a qualitypost tbh

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u/Brick_in_the_dbol Nov 19 '21

I mean I watched the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

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u/Lylle200 Nov 19 '21

Don't worry, it is China, I can confirm

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u/NinenDie Nov 19 '21

they are Chinese characters but in a reversed type, even a Chinese cannot recognize well

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u/DotaroDoestar Nov 19 '21

Idk but this is better than Bollywood

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u/iwashmykeyboard Nov 19 '21

top tier chinese shitpost

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u/MakoFishy Nov 19 '21

Bing chilling moment

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u/locke1018 Nov 19 '21

-3000 social score

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u/Red-Baron05 Nov 19 '21

Haha social score funny

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u/Raviolius Nov 19 '21

Tza-she hao dung woa shozai wuyo BING CHILLING ❗ Wohan tsi-u bing chilling❗ Te-shu zumuyi xijo bi bing chilling❗Tsu ji shi, tsu-jishi wu o suee shi wa ❗❗❗

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u/Yeast_Infection_ Nov 19 '21

OMG ITS SQUID GAME

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u/AquaNeutral_ Nov 19 '21

quid game innit bruv

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u/mortal-mombat Nov 19 '21

That's Japanese you racist

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u/TheSnakerMan Nov 19 '21

New saw movie

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u/theHammr Nov 19 '21

Innit I started hearing the theme music at the end lol

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u/MeltdownInteractive Nov 19 '21

I was thinking new blow movie

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u/FavoriteInstrument Nov 19 '21

This should be on IMDB's top one

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u/ManMunx Nov 19 '21

IMDB's tai wan

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u/GamingWithJinx Nov 19 '21

taiwan

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u/DivisionBalls Nov 19 '21

Roses are red, violets are blue, Xi Jinping stinks, fuck you.

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u/siccoblue Nov 19 '21

-1,000,000 social credits, please join us for a nice perfectly healthy tea to discuss how to correct this

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u/bk_darkstar Nov 19 '21

And then he will be escorted a visit to the nice place called Xinjiang

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u/ArtSchoolRejectedMe Nov 19 '21

The Earth king has invited you to lake laogai

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u/P0KEM0NFAN1-MrRay-Oh Nov 19 '21

nothing ever happened in Tiananmen square

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u/anonimenyaro Nov 19 '21

+9k social credits,party gives you 1 cup rise

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u/campfirecrucifix Nov 19 '21

TAI WAN NUMBA WAN

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u/Yompish Nov 19 '21

I love these videos so much

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u/_Diskreet_ Nov 19 '21

The effort they goto is just impressive. I’m not 100% sure what the hell is going on I’m just happy to be on their wild ride.

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u/keyslemur Nov 19 '21

https://twitter.com/slowbiex/status/1461303363312705537

Chinese comedy series about a son who wants to game at the internet café and how his mom tries to stop him. Link has a YouTube mirror for all of them.

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u/AverageCSGOPlaya Nov 19 '21

To play CS: GO on the overpass map lol

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u/MrFinland707 Nov 19 '21

A true gamer

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u/dob_bobbs Nov 19 '21

Ha, came here to give a shout out for Overpass as well. Not my favourite map, but CS:GO is CS:GO.

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u/lakemont Nov 19 '21

It's the best map, but maybe I'm biased...

Overpass - 452 played

Cache - 72

Inferno - 22

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u/btx69 Nov 19 '21

I like to say mirage is my favorite map, but I’m pretty sure I win on overpass the most.

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u/companysOkay Nov 19 '21

So these are the chinese players I’m playing csgo with

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u/AyyyAlamo Nov 19 '21

Detective mom and son lmao

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u/GearAlpha Nov 19 '21

Fr this trio of what I assume to be the mom and siblings are p entertaining to watch.

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u/I_like_avocado Nov 19 '21

Tbh I like these posts. They’re so weird it’s funny

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Nov 19 '21

Honestly they remind me of Charlie chaplain or buster keaton movies. They’re very fun and entertaining

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u/I_like_avocado Nov 19 '21

Theyre even better if you watch them without tone

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u/WorldFit Nov 19 '21

The new Tom and Jerry’s looking pretty realistic this time around

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u/gojirra Nov 19 '21

Tongmu and Jeirui.

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u/ovenlasagna Nov 19 '21

a good movie

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Nov 19 '21

The flash back had me rooting for granny

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u/stocktraderdog Nov 19 '21

That was hella entertaining, creative and funny. Need more of this!

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u/Ship_per Nov 19 '21

It was also a masterpiece,phenomenal,breathtaking,admiring,appreciative,enthusiastic,arty,engaging,fantastic video.

This video made my whole day and week

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u/hohol_slayer_228 Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

This is unironically better than 99% of shit posted on reddit.

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u/Straight-Meet-8431 Nov 19 '21

He said Taiwan is a country 😔✊

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u/oehxfudmf Nov 19 '21

Shut the duck up 🦆

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u/RandomIdiot_42069 Nov 19 '21

let the bot be just collapse its comments or sth

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u/ToriGrove7 Nov 19 '21

Is this… serious?

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 19 '21

Shhh, this is Reddit's equivalent of activism. Made by bots, targeting bots.

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u/ParrotDogParfait Nov 19 '21

Lol, why would this be serious

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u/lewisherber Nov 19 '21

Are you … sentient?

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u/TheGreenGobblr Nov 19 '21

Stfu tankie, Taiwan #1 CHINA #2

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u/TriagotuZz Nov 19 '21

This dude's videos are batshit crazy but it's impressive how creative they are. They are like the JoJo of tiktok videos.

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u/google257 Nov 19 '21

Why was that guy sitting on the toilet with his pants on?

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u/relentless_death Nov 19 '21

He was playing hide and seek

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u/Crafty_Tart2898 Nov 19 '21

China simulator

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u/Nekosama7734 Nov 19 '21

A simple story

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u/JanwithBanan Nov 19 '21

I swear these are surprisingly well done

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u/YourAverageMemeRater Nov 19 '21

Doesn't that means the bull is still chasing her

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u/degamerg Nov 19 '21

Nah she was too fast for bull

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u/08111999 Nov 19 '21

This happened to my friend jake a couple weeks ago

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u/spalaXXXX Nov 19 '21

If 5 Minutes Craft used 15% of his power

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u/jayecrracer Nov 19 '21

Squid Game: Elderly Edition

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u/Living_Bear_2139 Nov 19 '21

Is everything that stars Asian people Squid game now?

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u/HUe_CHUe Nov 19 '21

It used to be Parasite

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 19 '21

There are many different countries in Asia. This is Octopus Game.

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u/happigappy Nov 19 '21

These are always the funnest things to watch, i love china

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u/Zeracko Nov 19 '21

ackshually itz taiwan

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u/Butterter Nov 19 '21

Isn't Tai wan is China too?

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u/Butterter Nov 19 '21

Just kidding it is a region in DPC

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u/ForceVerte Nov 19 '21

West Taiwan 👌

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u/_sky12 Nov 19 '21

mobile game ads be like

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u/Randomesscool Nov 19 '21

Escape the room and go to Taiwan!

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u/SoLikeWhatIsCheese Nov 19 '21

Plot twist: he wanted to throw his ring into the toilet

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u/TheBlankTurtle Nov 19 '21

I have no idea what's going on and it still makes sense.

This, kids, is storytelling.

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u/mumblestein Nov 19 '21

It owes alot to Kung-fu Hustle.

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u/thot_chocolate420 Nov 19 '21

Is it just me or is half of the humor in Asia just an elaborate shitpost?

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u/s1mp_69 epic gamer 😎 Nov 19 '21

Lmao agreed

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u/Zuko18286 Nov 19 '21

as an asian i agree

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u/Pumpkin_pie_Official Nov 19 '21

You can never outrun....

Mother

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u/Dawson81702 Nov 19 '21

Chinese Final Destination

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u/breaking3po Nov 19 '21

It's a trailer for SAW X.

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u/existing4nothing Nov 19 '21

Why does that remind me of a porn movie plot?

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u/Timstantmessage Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

Because you watch a lot of porn

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u/Th3R3493r Nov 19 '21

At least, they are watching and enjoying the narrative of the art.

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u/Dravez23 Nov 19 '21

*Asian pon

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u/PlusUltraBeyond Nov 19 '21

Movies are just porn without the porn

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u/hejyhej Nov 19 '21

are you jewish?

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u/reddit0rboi Nov 19 '21

Why can't anywhere elses tiktok be like that, instead of it just being 'whose willing to whore themselves out the most or inconvenience others'

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u/RoastedChiccen Nov 19 '21

Still better writing than Eternals

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u/TheLostPyromancer Nov 19 '21

I mean that’s a pretty low bar

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u/StickyHoovy Nov 19 '21

Most calmest day in China

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u/big_giantcircles Nov 19 '21

bro where the fuck do people find these videos

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u/iSteven_6s Nov 19 '21

Chinese tiktok

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Chiktok.


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u/Rodger_Smith Nov 19 '21

taiwan movies great

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u/ComfortableMammoth10 Nov 19 '21

Two different videos by this guy Ive seen of this guy. he escapes his mom in some ridiculous manner and just to play video games with his fat gf.

That’s my take

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u/dark-gmer Nov 19 '21

What's this Channel?
Also i'm gonna say the "T" word
Taiwan

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u/Ghast_1427 Nov 19 '21

Jesus Christ!!

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u/The_Aspiring_WeaponX Nov 19 '21

i am here just to admire that old lady's talent

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u/bambleton_ Nov 19 '21

the Chinese government when I try to play more than 2 hours online

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u/Lumpy_Performance232 Nov 19 '21

Help I can’t stop rewatching

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u/DocPeacock Nov 19 '21

It's like 5 Minute Crafts: The Movie

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u/ArooMeister69 Nov 19 '21

This dude took the super stupid videos like this that Americans are making and added production value and now it’s watchable. Btw I feel like there should be a name for videos like this by now.

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u/Phiro1992 Nov 19 '21

It feels like a fever dream

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u/mattyboy2000 Nov 19 '21

It’s a a stellar production though. Even if it’s nonsense.

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u/THEGUYINTHEPICT Nov 19 '21

This is what my dreams feel like

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u/LaunchGap Nov 19 '21

Top tier writing

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u/AGuyWhoPlaysGames123 17d ago

Guy tries to escape, you wont believe what happens next 🥶

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u/IsaacWrites1442 Nov 19 '21

China: evil socialist hellhole

Also China:

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u/methenvoid Nov 19 '21

New christopher nolan film looks good.

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u/__harshil__ Nov 19 '21

Ngl, had to watch twice to understand the plot.

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u/captainyeezus Nov 19 '21

Looks like the new Tom and Jerry film

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u/Scratchandsniffmoney Nov 19 '21

The Rube Goldberg of storytelling

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u/styng88 Nov 19 '21

Needs more Yakety Sax.

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u/justpetyrr Nov 19 '21

Absolute classic scenario

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u/BABarracus Nov 19 '21

He isn't supposed to be playing games and is mom punish him

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u/ConcentrateJazzlike7 Nov 19 '21

A little bit 9f trolling clearly

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u/Einfach0nur0Baum Nov 19 '21

Is this squid game, the tiktok shorts

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u/Sugaraymama Nov 19 '21

Chinese version of the Benny Hill Show.

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u/DNP2003 Nov 19 '21

5-Miinute Crafts: The Movie

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u/Kilv3r Nov 19 '21

This is some quality shut posting!

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u/charlesmortomeriii Nov 19 '21

This exact same thing happened to me once

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u/I-Mossey-I Nov 19 '21

Squid game just got weirder