r/shitposting Nov 17 '21 Wholesome 25 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Silver 18 Helpful 20

this shit scares me to this day.. WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/YourAverageMemeRater Nov 17 '21

"I did it for the funnies"

-That guy

(this is his serious response,not a joke)

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u/djepoxy Nov 17 '21

Is there a source ? I am really wanting to learn is that real.

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u/AdventurousExternal9 Nov 17 '21

You dont

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u/Ebwtrtw Nov 18 '21

We are like children, we are warned not to do some. Eventually the curiosity gets the best of us and we HAVE to do it. At the end we’re left with the image of an anus filled with broken glass..or so I’ve been told, I ain’t watching that shit!

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u/testedbeast551 Nov 18 '21

You know one day this will make history and schools will teach kids about what this man had done

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u/Ebwtrtw Nov 18 '21

Will that same lesson include, Goatse, Tub Girl, and Lemon Party?

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u/DayDrinkingDiva Nov 17 '21

Search for pain Olympics. It's a brutal video

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u/Nuggzulla Nov 17 '21

Yea Def don't do that. It will stick with yah in a way u likely won't enjoy

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u/-_-Merlin-_- Nov 18 '21

well, something definetly got stuck in the dude making the video in a way that he most likely didn't enjoy.

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u/Commielolii Nov 17 '21

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/m0nstr5oul Nov 17 '21

What happens?

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u/Deadlymonkey Nov 17 '21

The jar gets smuggled south of the border, but breaks due to the pressure

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u/Sidius303 Nov 18 '21

How much of the jar are we talking here?

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u/shents1478 Nov 18 '21

You see blood pouring out on the floor after it shatters with small pieces of glass in the pool on the floor. I saw that nearly 15 years ago and the image is still burned in my head.

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u/vodka_and_potatos Nov 18 '21

the whole thing im pretty sure. I remember watching that shit on the fucking school bus on the way home lmao

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u/Knee_and_Toe_Thief Nov 17 '21

Isn’t that fake?

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u/Silvsilvchan Nov 17 '21

guys GUYS the video of guys cutting their dicks off is fake

the video of a guy sticking a jar up his ass and it breaking is real

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u/AlternateWitness Nov 18 '21

Thanks for the explanation, my curiosity is satisfied. Although that made me physically cringe, I know that at least I will not be permanently traumatized.

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u/Weary-Inspection-708 Nov 18 '21

jesus, and i thought the video was adressing the mlp cum jar lmao

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u/Dmacjames Nov 17 '21

Nothing was fake back in 2008.

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u/bodega_cat_ Nov 18 '21

—Abraham Lincoln

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u/DayDrinkingDiva Nov 17 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

Just assume it's fake and never watch it

Edit Ogrish.com had a ton of very graphic videos

Pole up the butt of a thief.

Man is impaled - asshole to neck

Pole is set in the ground. Man is left to die from the injury. People around the world do bad stuff

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u/Oppopity Nov 17 '21

The final contestants video was fake but not the compilation video.

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u/tallguyupn1 Nov 17 '21

Yea just search one man one jar and you find it

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u/False-Memory-8109 Nov 17 '21 Helpful

Never forget the sound of broken glass shards falling out of a anus.

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u/UslashMKIV Nov 17 '21

What in the Kentucky fried FUCK did I just read

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u/False-Memory-8109 Nov 17 '21

Watch the video with headphones on and you will understand the sound of broken glass falling out a anus.

There are no words to describe the sound apart from punching jello with extra crunchy pops.

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u/UslashMKIV Nov 17 '21

Good lord, are you telling me there is a video where a guy tries to put the jar….. and it….. breaks………… up there

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u/False-Memory-8109 Nov 17 '21

Yeah. One of the worst videos ever. (Possibly)

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u/eve_of_distraction Nov 17 '21

One of the worst videos ever.

Unfortunately it gets far, far worse. The abyss is a deep abyss. 😞

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u/False-Memory-8109 Nov 17 '21

Yes indeed my friend it does get deep and dark.

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u/Strythe_Horde Nov 17 '21

And bloody.

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u/verciel_ Nov 17 '21

For example?

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u/eve_of_distraction Nov 17 '21

Nothing I've watched, but videos of animals and humans being tortured to death come to mind, for example.

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u/pickstar97a Nov 18 '21

He doesn’t try he succeeds. The jar breaks pretty far up in there. He’s also succeeded before. And continued to succeed after the accident. He’s probably shoving a jar up his ass rn. He also has a wife and kids.

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u/Dejuure Nov 17 '21

Top 5 protagonist entrances

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u/porkchop_theman Nov 17 '21

I've never seen the video I've only heard about it but it scares me that someone's gonna trick me into watching it lol

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u/Dupe15 Nov 17 '21

lemme tell you, it's more about how old you are when you watch it more than anything else that makes it gruesome as fuck

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

NEVER watch it. if you’re really that curious and must know, here’s a description:

guy shoves glass jar up his ass, glass cracks, he gets shards of glass in his butt

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u/macedonianmoper Nov 17 '21

Holy shit really? I was thinking of looking it up just to see how he managed it, out of curiosity, thank fucking God I didn't

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u/k_chaney_9 Nov 18 '21

The most disturbing part was him calmly removing the shards while blood trickled down.

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u/EndVry Nov 18 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

He stated in an interview that he stayed calm and quiet because his wife and kids were in the other room. After getting as much of the glass out as he could he filled his anus with cotton balls and went to work.

He still posts anus stretching videos regularly online.

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u/Guardian983 Nov 18 '21

How the Fuck does one go to work with glass in his ass

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u/WuanTonBomb Nov 18 '21

Very, very carefully

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u/EndVry Nov 18 '21

With an awkward gait.

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u/flockitup Nov 18 '21

Good morning, How’s it going today Bill?

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you….. I’ll be standing for the meeting today.

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u/LlamaThrust666 Nov 18 '21

Can't believe he lived, what a legend

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u/EndVry Nov 18 '21

I can't believe his wife never found out that he's into gaping.

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u/pants1000 Nov 18 '21

Okay I want to see this interview

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u/Howkeek Nov 17 '21

I thought that the video was the guy shitting in the jar, but apparently I'm wrong and its even worse than i thought

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21 edited Dec 22 '21

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u/s33s33 Nov 17 '21

I can hear it now…fuck

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u/Maximum-Fridge Nov 17 '21

pltchk

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 17 '21 edited Nov 17 '21

"Hey man can I borrow one of your jars ?"

"Sure bro"

3 minutes later pltchk

"Srsly bro again?"

"Sorry man"

"Bro you've pltchk'd 5 of my jars. Please stop"

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u/ThatOneKid1203 Nov 17 '21

I wanna see this now

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u/6-InchDefeater Nov 17 '21

I would suggest you to control your curiosity and never see this video

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u/Particular_Tension Nov 17 '21

OHMYFUCKINGGOD

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

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u/16_bitboi Nov 17 '21

The bad ending

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Nov 17 '21

The worst timeline

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u/remedialchaostheory6 Nov 17 '21

I MUST watch it then ?

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u/Big-Big-Boob Nov 18 '21

Really shouldn’t

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u/xworkoutxfiendx Nov 17 '21

Wait.....theres a good ending???

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u/Vietcong777 Nov 18 '21

The good ending are just don't watch it and go touch grass outside

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u/BACON1480 Nov 17 '21

wat happened I dont wanna watch it please bro

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u/Monke_with_tophat Nov 17 '21

Man inserts jar into own anus while it proceeds to shatter in man’s ass

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u/BACON1480 Nov 17 '21

sheesh

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u/blkmmb Nov 18 '21

Ok, that's the pg-13 version. He then proceeded to try to remove the glass shards from his ass without making a sound, other than broken glass inside him.

So basically a blood and glass filled psychopath.

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u/ghatos_france Nov 17 '21

I think he shat in the jar? I'm just guessing, I don't want to see this either.

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u/Asaenlon Nov 17 '21

Uh no, nothing went into the jar. The jar went into something..

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u/tackleho Nov 17 '21

Then that calm desperation of trying to fish it out. Oh yes. I have stared into the sun and have blinded what little was left of my innocence. You know the portion. The one that you cling too. Maybe try and breath a waft of some vague and distant elated childhood memory into. Now there is only adulterated adult miasma. And "that video" is the dark muse.

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u/WhoTheHell_ Nov 17 '21 Helpful

dude shoved the jar up his ass & it shattered inside

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u/ghatos_france Nov 17 '21

ZAMN! 😍

(jk what the fuck)

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u/WhoTheHell_ Nov 17 '21

honestly it's not the vid itself, it's the age at which most discover it

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u/Kilo2716 Nov 17 '21

He didn’t even react when it shattered he just calmly picked it up as his asshole was gushing out blood

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u/Toasty_Mostly Nov 17 '21

Fuck.. Yeah, curiosity never made me want to see it in middle school. I'm in my 20s and still have no desire to watch it.

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u/macedonianmoper Nov 17 '21

Holy shit that was the joke? I thought it was the start of the "cum in jar" meme, I know it came from 4chan but I forgot the timeline

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u/WhoTheHell_ Nov 17 '21

"joke" what the fuck would you consider unfunny?

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u/SwagDragon76 Nov 17 '21

Jar into ass. Shards and blood everywhere

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u/apworker37 Nov 17 '21

And fishing fingers..

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u/Lasagnor Nov 17 '21

Well, It is related to his ass....

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u/CataclystCloud Nov 17 '21

Oh no, it is much worse than that

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u/kronikal64 Nov 17 '21

He put the jar up his ass it broke and started bleading

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u/dikkon Nov 17 '21

yes. you should have listened. now you are cursed to forever warn others, and be ridiculed. 4ever watch them as the a little bit of their soul dies, as their eyes glaze and join your side, themselves cursed to forever warn others, and be ridiculed, and forced to see as others loose a little bit of their soul. it will happen again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

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u/ThatboyQsus Nov 17 '21

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why why why why god why didn't i listen

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u/ThatOneKid1203 Nov 17 '21

I have probs seen worse lol

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u/6-InchDefeater Nov 17 '21

Well, its called "One man and One Jar"

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u/Shadowderper Nov 17 '21

What does he do? What happens?

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u/Sharpshooter188 Nov 17 '21

If its the vid Im thinking of....a man slide a glass jar into his asshole. The power of his sphincter is strong. Crushes the glass and so he ends up with a shit ton of broken glass in his ass.

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u/Captain-Pronin Nov 17 '21

That’s incredible!

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u/AggravatingAd134 Nov 17 '21

I'm scared of you please stay away from me

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u/-Mentlegen- Nov 17 '21

He's got a glass ass

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u/Disaster_Different Nov 17 '21

I swear the guy shat out his organs...

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u/BACON1480 Nov 17 '21

relatable

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u/TomatilloSimple2451 Nov 17 '21

🎶 glass in your ass, glass In your ass! Don’t try to pass gas, because you’ve got glass in your ass! 🎶

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u/krypt0nyt Nov 17 '21

You should mark this as spoiler

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u/hso0oow Nov 17 '21

The guy didn't even go see a doctor and still survived lol.

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u/offu Nov 17 '21

He lived?! I suppose that’s a relief, I’ve thought he had died for years now!

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u/ugandantaintkisser Nov 17 '21

No, you haven’t

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u/orgasmic_protoplasm Nov 17 '21

Funkytown is worse

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u/ArsonFly25 Nov 17 '21

dude funkytown is fucking horrible

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u/Pizza_Mozzarella123 Nov 17 '21

What's funkytown?

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u/ArsonFly25 Nov 17 '21

its a cartel execution where this poor guy's had his eyes gouged out and his face skinned off, and his hands cut off, and theyre using an assortment of blades and axes to hack up his neck while they pump adrenaline into him so he stays alive and feels everything, please for the love of god never watch it, especially with sound, i still hear the poor guys gurgles :(

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u/Tigerport Nov 17 '21

Yup! I'm never gonna watch this, thanks for the warnings :)

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u/Potential_Ad_1502 Nov 17 '21

Why do cartels do that and why are they allowed too? Just nuke them or somsbinftidk I'm drunk.

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u/BACON1480 Nov 17 '21

holy shit bro

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u/Cold__Spaghetti Nov 17 '21

Good god... that made me curious but I'm too scared to watch that shit

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u/ArsonFly25 Nov 17 '21

trust me bro, dont. I watched it bc i thought i could stomach it and i was curious but holy shit, never, ever watch it, its the only thing on the internet thats ever made me almost throw up and cry. You can hear the guy's attempts to scream and cry in agony but he can't bc of the damage to his neck+lack of mouth+choking on his own blood, so all he can do is this violent crying-gurgle. Thats what stuck out to me the most about it. People are fucked up sometimes, and its best to avoid those kinds of videos, they'll only depress and sicken you.

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u/Chips-Ahoy_McCoy Nov 17 '21

I will take heed of your warning

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

don’t. seriously.

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u/Alternative_Ad7856 Nov 17 '21

You can find it by googling 1 man 1 jar.

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u/ItsJoe096 Nov 17 '21

NO, JAR GO BOOM IN ASSHOLE

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u/ThatOneKid1203 Nov 17 '21

I regret my descision

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u/ComfortablyAria Nov 17 '21

Funny how this guy actually has a family

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u/Snoo-4249 Nov 17 '21

Wife and kids?

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u/Zagraut Nov 17 '21

They were in the next room when he did this, if i remember. He did not make much noise from the pain in the video because of that.

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u/Snoo-4249 Nov 17 '21

Damn and I'm afraid to talk with girls because I think I'm weird...

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u/Zagraut Nov 17 '21

Don’t worry, this is reddit.

No one knows how to talk to girls here, so your not alone.

But seriously, rip.

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u/PEtroollo11 Nov 17 '21

noone knows how to talk to anyone here

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u/TtvTryHardMadCat Nov 18 '21

rip.

That's what happened to his ass

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u/hokeypokeyloki Nov 17 '21

I was always amazed at the complete silence of him while pulling shards of glass out of his ass. That would explain why. Still though…

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u/itsmeyourgrandfather Nov 17 '21

If he was born in another time he would have been a legendary warrior no doubt

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u/Dark_Wolf04 Nov 17 '21 edited Nov 17 '21

My curiosity got to me. My eyes want unsee juice, but at the same time, I’m hard

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u/Professional-Retard9 Nov 17 '21

What's the video called

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u/Dark_Wolf04 Nov 17 '21

Just search up one guy one jar. I wouldn’t recommend it to you if you have virgin eyes. You have been warned

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u/Pure-Pollution5775 Nov 17 '21

Fuck I can still hear the crunch noises

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u/kiwibear_ Nov 17 '21

I’ve never been so happy for a video to be cut short

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Nov 17 '21

Hope you have a great day!

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u/RedDeadRevenge Nov 17 '21

this is funny but isnt POV

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

ikr, fucking hell no one even understands what POV means anymore

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 18 '21

Its pov if you bend you head backwards all the way then twist your head up to look at the back of your own legs

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u/Drazhi Nov 17 '21 edited Nov 17 '21

Why did I even click this comment section, I found myself on a gore website and see a police officer (allegedly) being beheaded and his son (allegedly) being flayed alive and his heart cut out of his chest. Why god why

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

i fell down that rabbit hole thanks to morbid curiosity🤠

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u/ExtremelySaltyPlayer Nov 17 '21

I've not watched the video, but my curiosity is growing out of hand. Just tell me one thing, is there blood involved?

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u/6-InchDefeater Nov 17 '21

Yes.....alot

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u/ExtremelySaltyPlayer Nov 17 '21

Too late... How do I unwatch it?

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u/6-InchDefeater Nov 17 '21

That's the best part..You can't unsee it

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u/wellmylifeisshit Nov 17 '21

Yeah its a pain in the ass

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u/D13F13D Nov 17 '21

Heh. This video is... A PAIN IN THE ASS

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u/NuggetTheKing09 Nov 17 '21

I’m so glad that I both know the context and am unfamiliar with the video.

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u/whereismy-son Nov 17 '21

This is strangely nostalgic for me

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u/CiNeMoD13 Nov 17 '21

You are a different kind of evil to bring this up

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u/Au_vel Nov 17 '21

i don't get it

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u/Code-BetaV2 Nov 17 '21

Good

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u/Au_vel Nov 17 '21

is this a porn thing?

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u/RUNEBURSTZ Nov 17 '21

No it's about a guy putting a jar into his ass and breaking it and removing the shattered jar out of his ass only with his hands

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u/SoLikeWhatIsCheese Nov 17 '21

Oh. So a porn thing.

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u/RUNEBURSTZ Nov 17 '21

It's a pain to say just like my ass after watching it

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u/Ranto101 Nov 17 '21

It´s a painj in the ass

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u/thebalmang Nov 17 '21

Ah the not so good 'ol days of LiveLeaks

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u/littletimmydied Nov 17 '21

No no no please no

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

that’s what he said

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u/TrevorFuckinLawrence Nov 17 '21

McGuire's Irish Pub has entered the chat

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u/ResultCute5756 Nov 17 '21

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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u/Cha-Cha_real_smooth Nov 17 '21

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

YAAAAAAAAY

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u/Purple-Character278 Nov 17 '21

When he tries to remove some of the glass himself 😳

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u/DeliveryWorldly7363 Nov 17 '21

I saw the sequel too... The guy declared it took him months to heal, he also didn't go to the hospital because he was too embarassed. Anyway the second attempt was successful and with no incidents.

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u/WhyDidIDoThatLmao Nov 18 '21

Second attempt?!? 💀💀💀

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u/WildChyld420 Nov 17 '21

Did he live? So awful! shudder

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u/redbeaver88 Nov 17 '21

I genuinely twisted my ankle running away from the horror of that video.

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u/Confused_SJC Nov 17 '21

Is it bad I don’t know what it is

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u/enzo2006-based Nov 17 '21

1 Guy 1 Cup, also known as "1 Guy 1 Jar," is a shock site featuring a video of a nude Russian man who sits on a glass jar which enters his rectum and breaks inside of him

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u/usshamma123 Nov 17 '21

No… trust me it’s very very good that you don’t. I wish I were you

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u/Foam84 Nov 17 '21

I don't get it

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 Nov 17 '21

Infamous cursed video of a jar breaking in a guys butt.

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u/Foam84 Nov 17 '21

What

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u/Maximum-Fridge Nov 17 '21 Helpful

its hot look it up

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u/Foam84 Nov 17 '21

No no I don't think I will

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u/Maximum-Fridge Nov 17 '21

just thinking about it bro boutta fail november

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u/PhysicDragon Nov 17 '21

Wait didn’t he die from his injuries?

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u/Quitthesht Nov 17 '21

No, he still puts jars up there to this day (except he stresses that he fills them with water first so they don't shatter as easily)

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u/Spueg Nov 17 '21

What the fuck. Dude has a titanium rectum to survive all the glass. Doesnt he get injuries and start bleeding?

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

nope. he even made a “fuck you” video where he filled it water (like he usually did) and shoved it up his ass.

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u/deshbhakt14 Nov 17 '21

What is the meaning?

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u/SepticMonke Nov 17 '21

it’s a reference to an old video of a guy shoving a glass jar up his ass. as you can imagine, it didn’t exactly go well. there’s blood. lots of it.

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u/deshbhakt14 Nov 17 '21

Just watched on Google... Anywhere I can donate my eyes??

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u/Webparasiteagain Nov 17 '21

I dont know what this is and i dont wanna know

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u/The-gamer-teggy Nov 17 '21

Im horribly curious, what is he going to do? 🥺

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