r/shitposting Nov 13 '21 Wholesome 39 LOVE! 1 Silver 54 Helpful 58

Pulled off a massive heist today WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Friendlystranger247 Nov 14 '21

YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A CAR

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u/Luciel-Choi707 Nov 14 '21

yes i would

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u/Friendlystranger247 Nov 14 '21

victimless crime, really...

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u/MrWavespur Nov 14 '21

There is actually a 2007 kia sedona nft haha.

https://jaypegsautomart.com/

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u/Corey_FOX Nov 14 '21

that looks like a webpage from gta5 xD

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u/tikjzh Nov 15 '21

The tubemen just do it for me

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u/3ger Nov 14 '21

Fuck you

*downloads a car*

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u/AAALE6408 Nov 14 '21

*3D prints a car*

What you gonna do now?

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u/Ass_Man4 Nov 14 '21

fucks a car

What you gonna do now?

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u/spincost Nov 14 '21

gives birth to car

What you gonna do now?

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u/Deltamon Nov 14 '21

You wouldn't buy a car also without taking the actual thing to test drive first, would ya?

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u/POOPYB0B Nov 14 '21

YOU WOULDN’T SHOOT A POLICE MAN

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u/jumbledFox Nov 14 '21

AND THEN STEAL HIS HELMET. YOU WOULDN’T GO TO THE TOILET IN HIS HELMET

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u/POOPYB0B Nov 14 '21

AND SEND THE HELMET TO THE POLICE MAN’S GRIEVING WIDOW. AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIN!

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u/jumbledFox Nov 14 '21

DOWNLOADING FILMS IS STEALING. IF YOU DO IT YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

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u/TheBurntPie9 Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

Im heisting your heist. What are you gonna do, call the police?

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u/Creativenamearewedo Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

well I'll heist your heist

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u/extrmelylonely Nov 14 '21

I heisted your heisting from the heister you just heisted

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u/Creativenamearewedo Nov 14 '21 Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

FUCK

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u/TikTokNoGood15 fast gif 3000 Nov 14 '21

Heisting my time

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u/mcbirbo343 Nov 14 '21

I heisted you

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u/Reylend Nov 14 '21

Heist has now lost its meaning to me

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u/ThatCamoKid Nov 14 '21

razormind plays

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u/Bluefortress Nov 14 '21

I will give you my all

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u/A_WEEBU Nov 14 '21 Helpful

I heisted your mom's virginity

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u/Dragon_Fucker- Nov 14 '21

I fucked your pet lizard.

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u/extrmelylonely Nov 14 '21

Jokes on you, I fucked your pet sister

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u/turtledevourer Nov 14 '21

oh yeah, well i snorted your grandmothers ashes

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u/extrmelylonely Nov 14 '21

So? I teabagged your uncles grave after looting said grave

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u/CheeseEater41 Nov 14 '21

Only, I found your dad and fucked him with milk

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u/WxJretsyZ Nov 14 '21

So? I found you and pissed in your mouth

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u/UrbanGrizzly20 Nov 14 '21

So? I found and shit in your mouth

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u/LilJapKid Nov 14 '21

Hello? 911?

I’d like to report a theft… yes… I have the images and they seemed to have stolen them from me… what do you mean screenshots are legal? THESE IMAGES COST ME A FORTUNE! Hello?…

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u/TAKYON1_1 Nov 14 '21

mate I am the polis

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u/Drip-Van-Winkle15 Nov 14 '21

These look like shit, all the cool bits don’t match with the monkey

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u/Toonix101 Nov 14 '21

YOU DARE CALL THIS CRAPART THAT I BOUGHT FOR ¥£$1,000,000,000 SHIT??!!!?!?11!!?!?!

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u/vector665 Nov 14 '21

lmao. Someone paid for this shit

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u/HotGarbage321 Nov 14 '21

Imagine xd

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u/testedbeast551 Nov 14 '21

"look at what I bought I bought a chimp ripping a girl's face off and it has a butcher cleaver in it's back for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ yay

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u/Nulono Nov 14 '21 Silver Helpful

Wow, only a quinquadeciducentillion dollars? What a steal!

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u/SirWanksalot69420 Nov 14 '21

I can't even pronounce that shit

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u/daniballeste Nov 14 '21

Hocus pocus to you too

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u/a7xfanquebec Nov 14 '21

Excuse me ? You trying to cast a spell on me ?

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u/Coolrafid100 Nov 14 '21

Nfts aren’t even meant to he bought. They’re just a means of money laundering. People who “buy” them don’t actually care about the nft itself

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u/SliceOfCoffee Nov 14 '21

You'd be suprised.

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Nov 14 '21

Imagine if you set up an NFT auction so that your contact can "buy" it for money laundering, but some idiot with deep pockets buys it instead.

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u/JNile Nov 14 '21

Imagine you set up a laundry mat to launder money with and people actually bring you their clothes.

What's funny is that the above example implies you'd actually have to do work, not just take the free money and set up another auction. It's so fuckin absurd.

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u/AttackHelicpter Nov 14 '21

It's all for the money that comes with it. Nfts are like crypto

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u/FalloutFPS Nov 14 '21

And polluted while at it. It’s stupid how much energy NFT’s take up

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u/TheComedicComedian Nov 14 '21

How do fucking PNGs take up multiple days' worth of electricity?? It's sickening!

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u/voksul Nov 14 '21

If this is an actual question, the tokens are tracked on a proof-of-work blockchain which basically means that there's a competition to use as much energy as possible having your computer guess random numbers until it gets one that gets below a certain amount when put through an algorithm.

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u/TheComedicComedian Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

What's the point of it though?

EDIT: Looking through my Gmail, I see multiple responses, but none of them are showing up for some reason...

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u/Som_BODY Nov 14 '21 Helpful

Deleted by the NFT gods

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u/TheComedicComedian Nov 14 '21

Kevin won't even let me send a screenshot of the deleted replies

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u/GIRose Nov 14 '21

Money Laundering.

Same as most expensive art really, but now extra stupid.

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u/000Kurpitsa000 Nov 14 '21

The point is to scam stupid people

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u/BaronvonDuddo Nov 14 '21

I'd call this a devious lick, but frankly this "crime" is essentially victimless.

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u/DerpLucario Nov 14 '21

Yeah national governments won’t enforce it because they also believe NFTs are dumb as fuck

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u/BenJammin007 Nov 14 '21

Plus isn’t the entire point of crypto supposed to be that national governments aren’t going to interfere with it at all

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u/DerpLucario Nov 14 '21

Good. We can heist this “art” all we want and still say we successfully stol a piece worth millions of dollars

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u/BenJammin007 Nov 14 '21

Fuck yeah dude, let’s all feel free to screenshot from now on then

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u/onlyonebread Nov 14 '21

Also because saving an NFT image isn't illegal or theft, and even the people that unironically buy these will tell you that

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u/free_reezy Nov 14 '21

Enforce what?

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 14 '21

because they also believe NFTs are dumb as fuck

WTFFFF BASED GOVERNMENT!!!!!??????🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Brakoli_ok Nov 14 '21

Bruh they have the same fucking monkey template. Why the fuck do people even buy this shit. Is it just for money laundering or what.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/Angry-_-Crow Nov 14 '21 Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

*monkey laundering

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u/ForceBlade Nov 14 '21

Oh god oh fuck

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u/Boberoo2 William Dripfoe Nov 14 '21

Bruh

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u/moritzwest Nov 14 '21

heavy breathing

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u/Snaz5 Nov 14 '21 hehehehe

It’s money laundering and scamming stupid people. It’s kinda like beanie babies, but not as cute. These people have become convinced that they’re sitting on a gold mine and that some day, their txt document that says “you own dis” will be worth millions and millions of dollars and they just gotta hold onto it and flash it around and eventually Jeff Bezos will say “that’s a cool rare monkey. Ill give you $2billion and let you fuck my wife for it”

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u/Tsunder-plane Nov 14 '21

Don't forget saying that this is the future of technology

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u/ChiragK2020 Nov 14 '21

What is money laundering?

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u/serielfx Nov 14 '21

sometimes when money is dirty you put it in a washing machine

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u/bageltoastee Nov 14 '21

i prefer the old fashioned way of giving my dollars a good scrub by hand.

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u/radcongatsby Nov 14 '21

I like taking my I'll gotten gains to the strip club.

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u/DyleanCuisine Nov 14 '21

Wash 'em in stripper pussy juice.

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u/MagnanimousBacon Nov 14 '21

ozark refererefence

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u/MaleficTekX Nov 14 '21

I hate that you are remotely close to the actual definition

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u/Alone-_traveler Nov 14 '21

Buying or investing money so you don’t get seen with a lot of money so fast and questioned such as smuggling or dealing drugs

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u/Dusty-05 Nov 14 '21

An illegal way to move large amounts of money without being obvious about it

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u/Mundit00 Nov 14 '21

They obviously didn’t get the don’t be obvious memo

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u/Coolrafid100 Nov 14 '21

I mean in a court you can easily just say “i saw value in that nft and thus I bought it”. The lawyer cant prove that it was for money laundering

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u/Afraid_Philosophers Nov 14 '21

I mean.

That’s how money laundering plays out when trying to deflect

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u/ras344 Nov 14 '21

The real purpose of money laundering is to turn "dirty" money obtained from illegal activities into "clean" money that appears to come from a legitimate source.

Like in Breaking Bad when Walt made a bunch of money from making meth, he couldn't just go out and spend it all because it would look suspicious. They had to buy the car wash to funnel the money into as a cover.

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u/BigWeenie45 Nov 14 '21

Money laundering is the act of converting undisclosed cash into money that won’t get you audited by the IRS.

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u/btl0403 Nov 14 '21

I think it was that thing Phineas and Ferb did in the theme song

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u/shiwanshu_ Nov 14 '21

It's not money laundering(yet), it's people who got extreme fomo after seeing BTC and a few shitcoin's extreme gains, jumping on any crypto or crypto adjacent trend. Trying to proselytize people so they can cash out their investment.

Plus some devs and tech nerds who think the tech is cool, and also a few ancaps, obviously.

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u/ProdigiousPlays Nov 14 '21

The same reason people buy crypto.

To hopefully sell it to some other shmuck for more.

It's all some weird combination of an MLM, Ponzi Scheme, and hot potato.

And maybe some money laundering.

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM Nov 14 '21

They’re all hoping there will be another sucker that will pay twice as much for it.

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u/lilmcnugget94 Nov 14 '21

It's for a site called Bored Ape Yacht Club. If you own one you get membership to their site n stuff

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u/flute37 Nov 14 '21

I think it’s like tf2 unusuals or CS:GO skins? Like it’s just a useless token representing shit tonnes of money instead of being materially worth shit tonnes

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u/Jesterb0T Nov 14 '21

Except people will trade real money for skins, I don't mean steam currency, lot of trading sites accept wired money or PayPal for trades.

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u/littlebobbytables9 Nov 14 '21

And people will trade etherium for NFTs, which is easily convertible into real money.

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u/Jesterb0T Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

Except you can't really launder money through csgo marketplace (Edit: anymore), or invent a skin, wait till it's really valuable then cash out and bail, scamming everyone.

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u/raine_ Nov 14 '21

Monkey laundering

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u/empire314 Nov 14 '21

You sell it to yourself for 2k

Then you sell it to yourself for 4k

Then you sell it to yourself for 6k

Then you sell it to yourself for 8k

Then you sell it to yourself for 10k

Then some idiot who sees the price is pumping, buys it from you for 10k.

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u/Ermeter Nov 14 '21

That is how most scamcoins work.

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u/Webparasiteagain Nov 14 '21

How insane do people have to be to buy these

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u/Leet-Neet Nov 14 '21

No one is buying these. It's all wash trading.

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u/flute37 Nov 14 '21

Wdym

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u/Leet-Neet Nov 14 '21

Used to hide money, aka money laundering.

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u/ThotBotz1000 Nov 14 '21

That's not what money laundering means but the first part is correct. Its like when millionaires buy homes they will never even step foot in. Just to hide money.

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u/Voidticket- Nov 14 '21

Monkee laundry what

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u/JohannHellkite Nov 14 '21

Wash trading is the process where you buy an nft for 1 ETH sell it to yourself for 1000 ETH and then offer to sell it so another person for 500 ETH a “sale”

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Buying stuff that wont be taxed basically

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u/Snaz5 Nov 14 '21

It’s MOSTLY money laundering, but there is a subset of people, mostly “hip techie” guys that think this is the next bitcoin and they’ll make a ton of money on it and they gotta jump on early or theyll miss the monkey money boom

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u/drewster23 Nov 14 '21

If you can turn your millions into crypto without issue, you don't need to use nfts to launder your money... Lol

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u/Clever_Clever Nov 14 '21

104 of these have sold in the last 24 hours. The cheapest one was $164k.

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u/empire314 Nov 14 '21

A completely anonymous marketplace, where any one person can have an infinite amount of accounts.

Hmm.

I wonder is there any way for a person to make it seem their products are valuable.

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u/voksul Nov 14 '21

If you want an excuse to hate him more, Jimmy Fallon just bought one for $220k.

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u/DerErlking Nov 14 '21

Was it a self portrait?

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u/27-rusty-pipes Nov 14 '21

Yeah it was a monkey

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u/Coolrafid100 Nov 14 '21

Nobody buys these for the art. It’s for money laundering. Same reasons people buy abstract art that a kindergartener can make

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u/jaytheman538 Nov 14 '21

What no actual art is a different kind of scam

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u/CautiousKieran Nov 14 '21

Actual art has utility, artists that get paid (sometimes)

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u/babylamar Nov 14 '21

The art world is huge for money laundering tho

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u/kariodkari Nov 14 '21

This goes hard. Mind if I screenshot?

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u/TheSuperiorRobo Nov 14 '21

this doesn't go hard at all. mind if i screenshot?

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u/csiposfosas Nov 14 '21

This is stuck in a limbo between going hard and not going hard. Mind if I screenshot?

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u/GoodOriginalName Nov 14 '21 Silver Wholesome

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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u/TBHDeadMeme Nov 14 '21

Pic goes hard. Feel free to screen shot.

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u/Canned-Beans-On-Toes Nov 14 '21

the tenth monkey is so fucking ugly it looks like radioactive shit, how do people buy this?

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u/XBOXUSER101 Nov 14 '21

For me the ugliest is the 15th, I mean theres no way that wasn’t made as a troll

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u/TheBenzeneGuy2004 Nov 14 '21

The 15th one is the absolute fucking worst of the lot

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u/butchorbust Nov 14 '21

These monkeys are so fucking ugly

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u/TheSuperiorRobo Nov 14 '21

i agree

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u/Nqxtt3r Nov 14 '21

who can't? obviously the people who bought it

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u/Hypercore_Gaming Nov 14 '21

I also agree, who drew these

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u/kitchen_synk Nov 14 '21

These are mostly AI generated, which is why they usually look like modifications on a single image.

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u/DaKayla19 Nov 14 '21

Yeah, but they kinda look funky.

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u/HavenIess Nov 14 '21

Yeah I disagree with NFTs, but these monkes are pretty funky

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u/funky555 Nov 14 '21

i am the 555th funky and i agree

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u/DaKayla19 Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

I agree. I like these funky monkeys. Looks like the type of drawing you’d buy from fiverr to have as a pfp.

If these weren’t overprice NFTs, I’d buy one for fun.

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u/lemontoga Nov 14 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

Hey pal come here let me tell you something. Don't tell anyone I told you this, but you can download one of those apes and just use them as your pfp if you want. You don't have to pay anyone. The police won't even stop you.

You didn't hear this from me.

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u/DaKayla19 Nov 14 '21

I already did that. In fact, I downloaded all of them and made it a gif. I made that gif my discord pfp.

It would be nice to have more funky monkeys to add to my gif. But I’ll be happy with what I have.

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u/Lord_Spagett Nov 14 '21

Realistically how much “money” is that in NFT’s

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u/UltimateMrSus Nov 14 '21

a bajillion

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u/VaultMedic Nov 14 '21

Bruh imagine someone creates an app that lets you create your own monkeys, choose your own skin tone, hat, eyes and/or glasses, mouth. Kinda like some barbie dress up flash game

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u/XBOXUSER101 Nov 14 '21 Silver

Pimp my monke

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u/TheGapeater Nov 14 '21

B-but i buyed the pic for 140 million €🥺🥺😭

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u/Survival_R Nov 14 '21

e*mojis "sick" "sick" "vomit" "vomit" "vomit"

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u/IFuckedYourCats Nov 14 '21

*sick" sick" sucking shrek's cock"sucking shrek's cock "sucking shrek's cock"

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u/Shrekie_Hulk Nov 14 '21

“Shreks face when she keeps sucking” “Shreks face when she keeps sucking” “sucking shrek’s cock” “sucking Shrek’s cock” “sucking Shrek’s cock”

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u/-Lordsocke- Nov 14 '21

What’s up with these monkeys?

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u/usshamma123 Nov 14 '21

NFTs people buying for a shit ton of money. They claim to “own” these images

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u/jomontage Nov 14 '21

They own them as much as they could own a commission from an independent artist

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u/y2JuRmh6FJpHp Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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u/Neo_is Nov 14 '21

Most devious lick

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u/GlassConcentrate3661 Nov 14 '21

You 👉🏻 👊 think 🤔‼ 🤔💭 it's funny 😃 🤣 to take 👊 😀👀 screenshots ❌😤🚫 of people's 👨 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 NFTs, huh 😕? 🤨 Property 🎮🚣🏻⛽ 💾 theft 😤💯⛽ is a joke 😜 😜 to you 👈? 👦 I'll 📝 😇 have 🈶 you 👈 👈🏽 know 💭 💃 that 💒 the blockchain ☁ doesn't 😚 lie 🤥. 🤥 I 👁 👄💦💦💦🦾 own 💁 it. Even 🌃 🕚😛 if you 👈 🤟 save 💾 🦎 it, it's my ⚠️ property 🏡. 💾 You 👉🤡🤓 👉🏼 are mad 😖😡 🗯 that 🤬🤬🥴 you 👉😐 🦎 don't 🚫 🎮 own 😎 the art 🎨 🎭 that 👆👇 I 👁 😮👏🤔 own. 👏 Delete ❌ 🔋😠 that 👏 screenshot 🖥🔫.

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u/MethodOutrageous7313 Nov 14 '21

Bro I can't understand this. Why do nfts use the same exact thing and change up and few details, call it unique, and sel for 2789000 dollars. Nfts tweakin

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u/ErikTheBoss_ Nov 14 '21

remove one zero and you unironically have the actual prices of these fucking monkeys

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u/Riot_ZA Nov 14 '21

Wow, these are some really fucking ungly fursonas

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u/BIgBounceVEVO Nov 14 '21

An absolutely devious lick mate

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u/wowican Nov 14 '21

Mf self snitching smh, gonna lose your haul after the easiest heist ever

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u/NixisON Nov 14 '21

Call me stupid, but can somebody explain to me what these are?

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u/MidnightLightning Nov 14 '21

It's a cryptocurrency asset that's akin to purchasing a lifetime membership pass to a club. This particular club is the "Bored Ape Yacht Club". The organizers/creators use the proceeds to host events and gifts that members can partake in. The graphic/visual that you get along with your "membership pass" are these ape portraits.

So, a physical-world equivalent is you could imagine 10,000 concert tickets were created, and each ticket had a different graphic on it. Ticket-holders would likely buy in for whatever experience the concert has and is worth to them, or possibly because they like the graphic on the ticket, or a combination of both.

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u/RawDick Nov 14 '21

Well explained.

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u/NixtRDT Nov 14 '21

Another “old school” example is purchasing a share of stock that pays a dividend. Owning the NFT minted on the blockchain makes it identifiable as a 1 of 1. It receives a number, lives in your crypto wallet, etc. Then whoever issued the NFT can offer perks and rewards to those owners. So you’re really buying the value of the perks and rewards.

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u/DragXom Nov 14 '21

NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST STEAL NFTS!!!!

Why?

BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T OK?

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u/Kvass22 Nov 14 '21

La casa de papel

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u/Altruistic-Charge536 Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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u/woahfreetesttrial Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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u/Casual_Bartender Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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u/kenziira Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot

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u/TA03_Reborn Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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u/Fredward19 Nov 14 '21

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot

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u/NuttyFruity_ Nov 14 '21

Can someone explain this heist thing to me?

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u/TrashBoat337 Nov 14 '21

People are taking screenshots of these pictures because to actually make one you have to pay money

You have to pay money to make a damn internet avatar for a pfp

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u/NuttyFruity_ Nov 14 '21

That sounds pretty fucking stupid

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u/Skorpio333 Nov 14 '21

It's always either some variation of the monkey or some ugly ass pixel art

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u/FwG3 Nov 14 '21

there's gotta be a generator for this

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u/Tamos40000 Nov 14 '21

I'm guessing the creator of those monstrosities made a character editor and saved every single combinations as PNGs he then sold as NFTs.

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u/starstriker43122 Nov 14 '21

Hey! This is worthless!

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u/Angelmirror2468 Nov 14 '21

I want to know who actually pays for these

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u/DaKayla19 Nov 14 '21

Brass monkey, that funky monkey, brass monkey junkie, that funky monkey!

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u/ZephyricScout Nov 14 '21

Holy shit these are hideous. People actually pay money to pretend to own these?

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u/Someone_Her3 Nov 14 '21

Those are my NFT you can't take screenshots of it 😡😭😭😡😤

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u/why_me354 Nov 14 '21

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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u/dorfelsnorf Nov 14 '21

Don't see any address for proof of heist :/

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u/rklab Nov 14 '21

Who are all of these gentlemen and why have you stolen them?

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u/bat_soupsandwich Nov 14 '21

Im still baffled on how the drawings of some ugly ass looking monkeys can sell for the same price i sell organs for

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u/pugmaster413 Nov 14 '21

well their value is backed by not understanding basic economics which their users have a lot of

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u/indiegamer122 Nov 14 '21

these monkeys only have 3 expressions

( ' _') 😬😁

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u/DonTong Nov 14 '21

Imagine what the artist behind these looks like. I want to know why he decided to spend hours upon hours on creating awkward monkey art. Who's the target audience for this shit?

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u/TheBlankTurtle Nov 14 '21

Unorinically gonna start an underground nft stealing ring.

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u/GabrielIsExhausted Nov 14 '21

mfs look like cheap friv character customization game, except they are all ugly as fuck

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u/StreeterGM Nov 14 '21

Bet you can't send me the erc-721 for them. ;)

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u/Rexli178 Nov 14 '21

I have discovered most NFTs have a built in anti theft measure in the form of being so god damn ugly that one would only ever want to steal them to spite the people who paid tens of thousands of dollars for this garbage.

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u/Reddit_librarian123 Nov 14 '21

why the hell are they so god damn ugly

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