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u/QualityVote Oct 28 '21

If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!

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u/RexGKM Oct 28 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz hehehehe Bravo! Meow Meow Plucky Cat Paw

AutoModerator

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u/MaxCWebster Oct 28 '21

Just don't mention . . . you know.

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u/jrchen1001 Oct 28 '21

how did you do that

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u/Zekiz4ever Oct 28 '21

He probably just edited his comment

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u/B33bo Oct 28 '21

Wait what did he do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21 edited 21d ago

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u/MaxCWebster Oct 29 '21

Thought crime is real. It's literally that novel by George Orwell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21 edited 21d ago

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21 edited 21d ago

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u/RamJamR Oct 29 '21

That nobody has read but gets brought up constantly.

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u/solvent_causis04 Oct 29 '21

the novel itself is illegal

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u/UmpieBonk Oct 28 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome Bravo! Vote Local!

Taiwan is a country

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u/Spektt Oct 29 '21

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u/Bigknight5150 Oct 29 '21

Why you posting Winnie the Pooh?

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u/Caprikaa Oct 29 '21

Fr is that what that's supposed to be? I've seen it a lot but never understood it

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u/Ditroit99 Oct 29 '21

Because he is now under his watch! Also -9999social score!

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u/Mami2s Oct 29 '21

-999.999.999 social credits

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u/LemunCurryLELELE Oct 29 '21

-999,999,999 Social credits

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u/sebas_2468 Oct 29 '21

Your execution date is November 9th, 11:32 pm

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u/_Gagabou Oct 29 '21

You didn't specify a year, I pick 2222, now you gotta keep me alive till then.

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u/solvent_causis04 Oct 29 '21

pentobarbital gummy bears anyone?

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u/generic_edgy_user Oct 29 '21

Wish granted, you'll spend 201 years in a maximum security labor camp until your execution date

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u/illumiin Oct 29 '21

thats true

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u/Normal-Indication-99 Oct 29 '21

Awkwardtheturtle

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u/eeeeereeee Oct 28 '21

normalmoderator

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u/DanielagainDaniel Oct 28 '21

Rip cummy bot

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u/Kachow_void Oct 28 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Vote Local! Meow Meow Plucky Cat Paw

VALVOR4life

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u/Witherbrine27 Oct 28 '21

I am the 294728472846364th person to say beat me to it, but you beat me to it

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u/gilgamesh_Demigod Oct 28 '21

Never thought of that

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u/biden_bot75 Oct 28 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome Vote Local! Meow Meow Plucky Cat Paw

Spez

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

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u/Tak7ics Oct 29 '21

I expected gallowboob

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u/Abysal_Incinerator Oct 29 '21

His boobs do gallow

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u/PleasantEvening8340 Oct 28 '21

PleasantEvening8340 😳

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u/plzPMme_ur_cute_tits Oct 28 '21

My first thought was to use my username too, but you beat me to it.

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u/Ghost4509 Oct 29 '21

But how many people pm you tits? Like actually? Does the name work?

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u/sweetcuppincakes Oct 28 '21

Well, of course I know him. He's me.

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u/KingT-U-T Oct 29 '21

General Kenobi

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Diabeto

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u/Lego_Clone_42 Oct 28 '21

Needs a cheeto

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21 Plucky Cat Paw

Diabeto_Cheeto!

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u/Lego_Clone_42 Oct 28 '21

it's... Perfect.

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u/juan_omango Oct 29 '21

How about lego_clone_42

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u/fireclad22 Oct 28 '21

And maybe a burrito...

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u/AsstDepUnderlord Oct 28 '21 Wholesome

Diabeto_Cheeto_Necesito_Burrito?

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u/SkyVoyd Oct 28 '21

De

Spa

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u/SoMeGaLiNdAwOrLd Oct 28 '21

Cito

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u/SkyVoyd Oct 28 '21 Meow Meow

Wrong.

De

Spa

Nish inquisition. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

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u/TheGGGamer0 Oct 28 '21

Something I found out is that they always gave 30 days warning lmao

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u/SkyVoyd Oct 28 '21

And still nobody expects it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

That's his second appetizer.

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u/Undava Oct 28 '21

I love family guy lol the diabeto is one of my favorite episodes lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

That's how he rolls!

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u/xNINJABURRITO1 Oct 28 '21

damienhunter9

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u/Dimos357 Oct 28 '21

Ma'ma, can i have another cookie? No Diabeto.

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u/GrussomeMeme Oct 29 '21

Roll back to kitchen

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u/Red_J_Ruff_Wood Oct 28 '21

Oni-Chan_M’Lady-man420

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u/Red_J_Ruff_Wood Oct 28 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome Meow Meow

OsamaBinEatin

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u/lobo_trader Oct 28 '21

Everything the hutt.

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u/PyroPlaysPro_ Oct 28 '21

OsamaBinLarden or OsamaBinLarger

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u/EdgyLord111 Oct 28 '21 Silver Vote Local! Meow Meow

Cum_God69

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u/drunk98 Oct 28 '21

If you could make that dude cum, it's probably the consistency of mayonnaise

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u/terminator612 Oct 28 '21

He probably use it as mayonnaise for his sandwich he gotta save his money for his favorite female twitch streamer to beat Johnny2shoes 1000$ donation

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u/Devi1_May_Cry Oct 29 '21

Do people really give that much?

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u/oriax777 Oct 29 '21

Some boobie streamers do get crazy donations, my dude. More power to them, if I could do it I would.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21 Silver Wholesome Meow Meow Plucky Cat Paw

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u/Acroniax Oct 28 '21

Literally 1984

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Based

On a true story

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u/ConkreetMonkey Oct 28 '21

[deleted] moment

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u/ShAdOwS69420 Oct 28 '21

Women_Respector

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u/Yazan5005 Oct 29 '21

Thy forbidden w*man respectore

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u/unai_asepsy Oct 28 '21

Redditor

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u/ElRedditorio Oct 28 '21

What if he speaks spanish? -_-?

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u/TheFriedRice17 Oct 28 '21 Plucky Cat Paw

Redditór

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u/GladTaro214 Oct 29 '21

*El redditór

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u/ElRedditorio Oct 28 '21

The joke was about my own username.

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u/cola_giver Oct 28 '21

No, you're not Spanish, your username must have ñ.

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u/ElRedditorio Oct 28 '21

Es mi dia primero.

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u/Lord_Drakostar Based based cringe based cringe Oct 28 '21

"It's my first day"

Wait how do I know this much Spanish dang

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u/ElRedditorio Oct 28 '21

It's a classic Simpsons line.

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u/AlwaysSunnyDragRace Oct 29 '21

Was that phrase in Spanish written badly on purpose?

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u/ElRedditorio Oct 29 '21

It was. I do speak Spanish and found it hilarious when I heard it.

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u/BeansInMyAsshole99 Oct 28 '21

la cucarachaa la cucarachaaa ya no puede caminar

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u/Fetus_obliterator Oct 28 '21

BraveKitten544

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u/42nickd Oct 28 '21

Its sad that I wouldn't be surprised if that was true.

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u/feralkitten Oct 29 '21

i feel personally attacked.

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u/xX_GoronJesus_Xx Oct 28 '21

GamerGirl848

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u/MisterMcReddit Oct 29 '21

Das a gud juan

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u/dont_wear_a_C Oct 29 '21

A/S/L?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

16/f/cali

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u/Hextek_II Oct 28 '21 Helpful Hugz Vote Local!

gallowboob

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u/B4rberblacksheep Oct 28 '21

Are they still active?

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u/Siegfoult Oct 29 '21

Last post 21 days ago.

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u/amd2800barton Oct 29 '21

They delete badly performing posts. If a post doesn't get immediate traction they'll take it down and re-post it in a different sub, or the same sub a few days later at a different time with a different title.

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u/scardien Oct 29 '21

Blocked him long ago. Reddit is better without him.

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u/CreepyMufukkka Oct 28 '21

Uncle_Touchy

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u/TysoP712 Oct 28 '21

That’s a bit to close to home

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u/therealnickstevens Oct 28 '21

Daddy_Touchy is closer to home for me

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u/drunk98 Oct 28 '21

Not near enough, SimameseTwin_Touchy for me

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u/ichubbz483 Oct 28 '21

That’s why they put the beepy bracelet on my uncle!

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u/TheWaterboatman Oct 28 '21

Uncle_Touchys_Naked_Puzzle_Basement

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u/Royaxy Oct 28 '21

midget_consumer34

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u/TheBigChungus1980 Oct 28 '21

I already have a reddit account aholes

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u/Self_Reddicating Oct 29 '21

It's him! That's gotta be his name!!!

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u/thei2096 Oct 28 '21

JesusFat_gamergirl

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u/GordonRamsuckle Oct 28 '21

Just by looking at him I can guarantee you he already HAS a reddit username

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u/YokiWasTaken Oct 28 '21

Taiwan_Is_A_Country_7364

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u/MaxHasBeenGnomed Oct 28 '21

I know what happened on April 15, 1989

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u/MothFucker_69 Oct 28 '21

Same. My mom finished 4th grade

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u/Luke7Blue Oct 28 '21

Same release of gameboy on japan

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u/Momfucker_89 Oct 28 '21

Taiwan is a country B)

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u/F_Ytube Oct 28 '21

Double pump of insulin

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u/Lasagnor Oct 28 '21

DO NOT DOUBLE PUIMP

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Your profile pic goes hard, mind if I screenshot?

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u/Lasagnor Oct 28 '21

Feel free.

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Gallowboob

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Discord_Moderator420

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Adinspur

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AStrangeLittleGuy

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u/jk1445 Oct 28 '21

I say we comment Taiwan to protest the bot

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