r/shitposting Oct 28 '21 Silver 8 Helpful 2 Wholesome 2 Hugz 1 Vote Local! 3 Meow Meow 1

he needs one WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/BeCalFul Oct 28 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Meow Meow

Literally Nikocado Avocado. Went from borderline anorexic to, well, a blob, in less than 5 years

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u/sotppls Oct 28 '21

How is this not the top comment

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u/BeCalFul Oct 28 '21 Wholesome

Because we live in a society.

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u/falloutNVboy Oct 28 '21

🎼Were gamers don’t rule the world🎼

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u/KayabaSynthesis Oct 28 '21

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemies ass

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u/No-Attention-6540 Oct 28 '21

Listen as the crowd would sing

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u/Squidinator69 Oct 28 '21

Now the old king is dead LOL

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u/KayabaSynthesis Oct 28 '21

One minute I held my nuts

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u/dadoisonreddit Oct 28 '21

Next my balls were closed on me

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u/Express-Return-4910 Oct 29 '21

People who never heard the song

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u/TimTheChatSpam Oct 28 '21

This comment aged well

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u/BossBoyo Stuff Oct 28 '21 Silver Helpful

dream

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u/SunfireRomalo Stuff Oct 28 '21

It is you fucking dumbass

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u/Mine_Knight Oct 28 '21

It wasn't when they commented

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u/SunfireRomalo Stuff Oct 28 '21

And? Do I look like I care about time relativity?

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u/Botwink808 Oct 28 '21

This man achieved smart

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u/PowerPandorum Oct 28 '21

Grandpacado

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u/Arad0rk Oct 28 '21

Came here to say this

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u/Jasper-DGB Oct 28 '21

Beat me to it

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u/aminyashed456 Oct 28 '21

Came here to comment that

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Bruh he was never that skinny but american standards I guess

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u/Tigerport Oct 28 '21

Didn't he have an iron deficiency? Idk wouldn't surprise me if he hopped from one ed to another

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Well you get that when you are vegan/ vegetarian and dont adjust your diet to make up for the iron deficeny due to the lack of meat.

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u/SupremeOrangeman Oct 28 '21

Apparently he actually did have anorexia at one point

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u/PringleCanOfLies Oct 28 '21

He was definitely skinny what are you talking about dude.

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u/panquequeXD Oct 28 '21

Petter griffing gaming

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u/PeterGriffin-Rocks Oct 28 '21 Plucky Cat Paw

Hey Lois I'm gaming

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u/panquequeXD Oct 28 '21

Holy crap, it's peter griffin from the youtuber petternity series

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u/Psichicspeltwrong Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21 Hugz Vote Local!

EatDatPizza445

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u/Mchafee Oct 28 '21

This is my favorite name in this comment section. 🙏

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u/Turuu_Was_Taken Oct 29 '21

EatDatPrisonfood445

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u/FowledUp76 Oct 28 '21 Silver

Boogie2988

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u/justghandi Oct 28 '21

Wasnt he an actual youtuber?

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u/TheDudeColin Oct 28 '21

Fuck it, Boogie2989

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u/DaddyFigured Oct 28 '21

Boogie1488

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u/void_bois Oct 28 '21

iEatWildCats

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u/ThiccSlimyBob Oct 28 '21

iSwallowFeralCreatures

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u/BageledBrain Oct 28 '21

iConsumeUntamedFelinesForBrunch

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u/A-Stolen-Username Oct 28 '21

You make me want to cry. That’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I respect your opinion

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u/Wrap-Pitiful Oct 28 '21

first we feast

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u/DraJex22 Oct 28 '21 Hugz

I mean he is Mr feast

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX Oct 28 '21 Hugz Take My Energy Press F

PewDieFromEatingAnotherPie

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u/Kindaweirdlllo Oct 28 '21

You out here doing gods work

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u/WiN5231 Oct 28 '21

The roulette.

F

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u/milestheminer Oct 28 '21

You lost the pfp roulette

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u/dosShedos Oct 28 '21 Wholesome

Lardiplier

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u/Correct-Rutabaga5742 Oct 28 '21

Holy shit you win

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u/LonelyMapleTree Oct 28 '21

Holy shit 🤢🤢💩👻💩💩💩💩💩😏😳😳😳😳😳

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u/themanwhosaidfuckyou Oct 28 '21

Holy 😍🥰🥰☁️☁️ shit

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u/Corupeco Oct 28 '21

Markiplied

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u/InformalAddendum5558 Oct 28 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Vote Local!

Dream

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u/The_forgotten_bro Oct 28 '21

He looks like he ate Dream

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u/anonimouspidgeon Oct 28 '21

Dream in a Dream

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u/mysteryfatkid3000 Oct 28 '21

indeed he does

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u/l337andYEET Oct 28 '21 Wholesome

"hey guys this time on.. wheeze on the SMP, I change my diap- COUGH diaper, and remember to give me money or else I can't buy insulin"

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u/Forward-Highway-5526 Oct 29 '21

i knew somebody would comment this

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u/Ass__Wiper Oct 28 '21

Only correct answer

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u/GrammarFacks Oct 28 '21

The southern Anorexia

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u/stainkall Oct 28 '21

NekoGirl

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u/jamaicanmonk Oct 28 '21

Slim chungus

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u/Eat_beefsteak Oct 28 '21

Taiwan

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u/hmnahmna1 Oct 28 '21

Shut up, Winnie

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u/hmnahmna1 Oct 28 '21

Come on, Xi, you can do better than that.

Taiwan, Taipei, Formosa

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u/sippy1821 Oct 28 '21

Oompaville

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u/IlTosi Oct 28 '21

Cicciogamer89

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u/Secretnoctural Oct 28 '21

Ho l'impressione che il suo dolce preferito siano i cornetti ca nutela

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u/IlTosi Oct 28 '21

Non mi sarei mai aspettato di ricevere risposta a questo commento

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u/Mickjamy Oct 28 '21

Greekgodx

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u/Mockz_ Oct 28 '21

GreekgodXL

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u/RatPenisFlap Oct 28 '21

You seen the dude recently? He's a total chad now. Picked himself up and got fit

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Too bad his ego exploded with it

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Yeh ik but once a fat kid always a fat kid

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fat and happy, Fappy

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Nikocado 🥑

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