Bathroom passes… each circle represents one pass, we get one of these papers PER SEMESTER. To get more we have to arrange an appointment with administration.
Conservative railroad union member shocked to learn the people they voted for don't think they deserve even a single day of PTO.
Bill Burr - Next time Kanye's going off on himself, just close your eyes, forget it's him, and really listen to what is coming out of this guy's mouth.
Celebrity Kanye West claimed Hitler invented the modern microphone. Ironically, it was actually invented by a black man named Mr. West
My wife and I were finally able to catch “Red Thread”, a pigeon we had been seeing for weeks. The little guy had string tangled around his foot. I was able to get him to eat outta my hand, then after a couple tries I got him! We are feelin pretty good now. 💐❤️🇨🇦
My place of work staffs 1 person at a time. Today I arrived at work to find the thermostat locked up, in a Northern state in the prime of winter.
If you buy things from any big box store, open them immediately even if you aren't going to use them immediately. Thanks Best Buy QC, there goes $300.