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u/zRoyalStar Oct 18 '21 Silver Gold Hugz

I don't fucking care I just want to be loved

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u/Koala_Kev2478 Oct 18 '21 Silver Helpful

It's not about the size of the boob, only who they're attached to.

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u/_dunked_0n Oct 18 '21

You could’ve said that in much less of a gross way and gotten your point across.

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u/Koala_Kev2478 Oct 18 '21

It's not the size of the point, it's who the point is coming from.

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u/lycoloco Oct 18 '21

That's... Not actually gross at all.

2

u/AnotherpostCard Oct 18 '21

Don't underestimate how many children are on the internet

Like, actual children

2

u/lycoloco Oct 18 '21

Okay, Ned Flanders.

2

u/AnotherpostCard Oct 18 '21

I think you're missing my point. Look at all the garbage comments you see. There's a real chance a 12 year old wrote it

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u/Peterspickledpepper- Oct 18 '21

I thought it was beautiful really. And I’m gay.

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u/IntrovertedMaster Oct 18 '21

God damn. I came in here for a funny comment, not to be slapped in the face by reality in the top comment. Too real, but also here’s something for reminding me I’m not the only one.

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u/S4BL3Y3 Oct 18 '21

Same...

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u/WafffleStomper Oct 18 '21

so are they both big or both small

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u/XzeldafanX Oct 18 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Table Slap

Schrödinger's girlfriend

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u/Hirnfick Oct 18 '21

But are they small when you're looking or small when you're looking away?

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u/Quack_--_Quack Oct 18 '21

When you look away, it is in a superposition of states and therefore it is both small and large. If you look at her, you will see that there is no girl.

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u/imabananafry Oct 18 '21

Then that's when you realise you're just another reddit loner with no girlfriend.

2

u/PedroDalla Oct 18 '21

Uhm... DUH

Girls don't exist

2

u/Eyepatch71 Oct 18 '21

What are girls?

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u/dogeanimations Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 18 '21

We do not know if the girlfriend has big ass and boobs or small ass and boobs until we look inside the box

8

u/bottbott Oct 18 '21

Underrated comment

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u/reecheesecake Oct 18 '21

Literally the comment i didnt expect, but the one i wanted.

3

u/some_random_dude12 Oct 18 '21

Variable size, just like my dick

3

u/skeletonhottie Oct 18 '21

wrong cant be Schrödinger
its Mendel's Law

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u/Profane_Language Oct 18 '21

all-rounded medium sized

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u/tj7596 Oct 18 '21

They just cancel each other out. You are left with the V̴̙̳͕͍̪͑͂͠O̴͉̺̍̄Į̴͙͈̻̠̔͗̋͌̿̽D̵͚̉̾̄̀̓

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u/Old-Tea-9987 Oct 18 '21

Void is more attractive anyways

27

u/UnigoatJJ Oct 18 '21

One tit big one tit small one butt cheek big one butt check small

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u/WafffleStomper Oct 18 '21

thats terrifying

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u/TheMercDeadpool Oct 18 '21

Terrifyingly awesome.

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u/NeoLone Because That's What Fearows Do Oct 18 '21

Yes

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u/zerofirehardt Flair Loading.... Oct 18 '21

i think since he is mixing both they'll both just be average size

3

u/__silhouette Oct 18 '21

I think this means he doesn't care?

Idk.

2

u/jicty Oct 18 '21

Small for me dawg. Petite girls are my kryptonite.

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u/Old-Tea-9987 Oct 18 '21

Average size? Between big and small sized

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u/BlazingVamp Oct 18 '21

you get a tiny ass girl with tiny boobs

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u/MaybeTheDoctor Professional Dumbass Oct 18 '21

but it is a Girl, right ?

76

u/Aurum264 Professional Dumbass Oct 18 '21

its a trap

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u/Apprehensive_Bell_61 Oct 18 '21

Where there’s a hole there’s a way -Sun Tzu

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u/Binzuru Oct 18 '21

Unzips: Mahatma Gandhi

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u/qoo_doo Oct 18 '21

That's even better

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u/TheOssified Professional Dumbass Oct 18 '21

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

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u/lucsjp Oct 18 '21

Docking

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u/hahaminty1 Oct 18 '21

fine with me

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u/mittensjr Oct 18 '21

just cuddling would be fine, i’m so alone.

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u/TheCoolHusky https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 18 '21

Cuddling? How lewd. And then you’re gonna hold hands, right? Disgusting.

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u/O_Everything_Channel Oct 18 '21

You’re going to look at each other? You monster.

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u/RevolutionaryStart70 Oct 18 '21

WEE WOO WEE WOO

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u/Awarepill0w Oct 18 '21

I don't see the problem officer

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u/NeverackWinteright Oct 18 '21

Sir you're going to jail! Now! Surrender! Or die!

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u/FidgetWinner12345 Oct 18 '21

That is exactly what i was looking for, sir

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u/Monty_Chill Oct 18 '21

I see no problem here

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u/Ironcam527 Oct 18 '21

Haha that was my first thought too

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u/Chieftrooper Professional Dumbass Oct 18 '21

id prefer that honestly

5

u/DisguisedUlmerin234 Oct 18 '21

Jokes on you. I’m into that shit.

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u/DisguisedUlmerin234 Oct 18 '21

Jokes on you. I’m into that shit.

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u/TDXelectro https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 18 '21

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u/UnderstandingNo582 Oct 18 '21

It is... Acceptable

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u/zerpsed_what Oct 18 '21

So.... me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

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u/Thefuckyoutoobot2 Oct 18 '21

r/redditmoment… I’m ashamed for humanity

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u/IndianGuyFromYouTube GigaChad Oct 18 '21

What was the comment. lol

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u/Thefuckyoutoobot2 Oct 18 '21

Pedophiles: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Overlord66609 Oct 18 '21

Your either getting big both or tiny both

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u/IMightNotBeKevin Oct 18 '21

Or a girl with one tiny boob and one big one, and a fat booty cheek and one flat.

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u/BrokenDegenerate Oct 18 '21

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/QuentinP69 Oct 18 '21

Named Ilene

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u/ResultAwkward1654 Oct 18 '21

There’s actually fentanyl in those. You’re dead.

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u/_nicholsndimes_ Oct 18 '21

Nobody expects the Jalisco New Generation Cartel!

2

u/BananaPortkey Oct 18 '21

While I get the joke behind the meme, I'm fascinated to know how the dude expects to snort a liquid-gel capsule(s).

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u/ResultAwkward1654 Oct 18 '21

It’s more of a slurp than a snort.

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u/firebird120 Oct 18 '21

Wouldn’t they just cancel out into an average girl?

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u/DexterTaha can't meme Oct 18 '21

how about a girl with a huge dick

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u/Overlord66609 Oct 18 '21

Now were taking.

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u/Koala_Kev2478 Oct 18 '21

We are definitely taking something.

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u/UnderstandingNo582 Oct 18 '21

HA nice...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21 edited 10d ago

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u/Salty_Pancakes Oct 18 '21

Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

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u/jicty Oct 18 '21

I'll try anything once.

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u/Draco_Pheonix Oct 18 '21

Schrodinger's figure

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u/mrboat-man iwrestledabeartwice Oct 18 '21

Ay man, medium is premium

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u/ne0nr1d3r Oct 18 '21

Tiny ass girl and tiny boobs

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u/SharpedCS Oct 18 '21

I like it

5

u/jicty Oct 18 '21

That's exactly what I wanted!

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u/MrVicio27 Oct 18 '21

Actually you get a girl with an A cup on one side and a DD on the other and an ass that gives her a 45° lean whenever she sits...

18

u/PricklyPix Oct 18 '21

Those are liquid gel pills not compressed powder...

4

u/WhenBearsFly Oct 18 '21

Came here to say the same thing

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u/guyWithoutACat12 Oct 18 '21

does that mean you get a girl with 4 boobs and 2 asses?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Big ass all the way,

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u/Begoneeth Oct 18 '21

Original credit to u/KaviB_real

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u/X_William_X Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 18 '21

So a straight up repost

Edit: a reaction meme. Still not OC.

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u/CoopertheFluffy Oct 18 '21

It goes deeper than that.

https://xkcd.com/566/

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u/_dunked_0n Oct 18 '21

Blue everytime

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u/SugondeseAmerican Oct 18 '21

Red gang

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u/ModestBanana Oct 18 '21

It's not even a discussion, red is the correct answer.

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u/StevieDilliom Oct 18 '21

A wise man once said: "A great ass can make up for a lack of boobs, but great boobs can't make up for a lack of ass." I know this to be true, and yet I still consider myself more of a breast man. That is the duality of man.

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u/Damissourianguy Oct 18 '21

You would get, M E D I U M

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u/Autrizi Oct 18 '21

You'll probably get a girl with one small boob and one small butt cheek.

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u/ToughStar1642 Oct 18 '21

What about personality

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u/EveryoneWantsGrenino https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 18 '21

So an average girl?

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u/mentallyillloner2 Oct 18 '21

A girl is a girl!

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u/That0neSchmuck Oct 18 '21

One large tit and asscheek and one tiny

2

u/Jin_BD_God Oct 18 '21

On the serious note, tiny ass girls can work out to get them big, but you can't workout to get them boobs bigger.

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u/Forevergogo Oct 18 '21

Huge girl with a flat ass and no boobs also a weiner. Damnit, I always circle back to the bears.

2

u/SirRoderic Oct 18 '21

Medium boobs, cute face, being smart, liking gaming the butt size can be whatever I don't care, I'm a boobs man

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u/StreetChoco69-420 Oct 18 '21

Oh a girl with tiny boobs and ass

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u/Joe-Not-Slow Oct 18 '21

He either got a tiny girl or a large one

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u/ultared55 Oct 18 '21

now it's 50/50, tiny boobs and ass or big boobs and ass

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u/Piece_Of_Melon Oct 18 '21

Tiny ass girl with small boobs

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u/speghettiday09 Oct 18 '21

What happens if I plug those

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u/Obese-_-Turtle Oct 18 '21

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u/JustShido Oct 18 '21

It was a trick, you are now an average girl. You don't get one you are one.

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u/JuSredditing- Oct 18 '21

you get a big ass girl with big boobs but futa.

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u/Long_Spong Oct 18 '21

What if you get both girls instead of the combination of the two?!

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u/Bakugo_simpUwU2 Oct 18 '21

Purple: Guy with big dick… -duplicates it a million times and snorts all-

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u/According-Climate-29 Oct 18 '21

fucks up mixture, ends up w a girl with a tiny ass and tits

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u/Shadow_gamer113 Oct 18 '21

They keep on switching both big both small every second they switch

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u/Less_Ad7399 Oct 18 '21

I think i should do the same

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u/Tijolo_Malvado Oct 18 '21

medium ass girl with medium boobs

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u/CHIEFBEEF47 Oct 18 '21

Yeah lemme get some of dat purple

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u/Basketballjuice Oct 18 '21

congrats you get a big ass girl with a tiny ass

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u/GouravChayande Oct 18 '21

Whats a girl

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u/More_Calzones_2222 Oct 18 '21

good luck crushing liquid capsules

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u/747_lover_ Oct 18 '21

tiny ass girl with tiny boobs

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u/AdOver6695 Oct 18 '21

I'm taking the red pill. Hutao is perfect example

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u/TazGiraffe Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 18 '21

you get men

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u/Rain2h0 Oct 18 '21

I don't care, just want a cuddle buddie to watch anime together! :)

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u/Empty_Damage Breaking EU Laws Oct 18 '21

so, either the girl has both big boobs and ass, but on the other hand she might have none

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u/LikedCoyote Oct 18 '21

*get's a girl with tiny boobs and tiny ass*

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u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp Oct 18 '21

Red, I want a Mona in real life.

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u/Peanut_man213 Oct 18 '21

Small boobs small ass

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u/ryohazuki224 Oct 18 '21

I'll take the blue pill. Big asses are a turn off for me .

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u/Drpan6 Oct 18 '21

I had the same freaking idea.

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u/HeavyDream96 Oct 18 '21

so you get a big girl with tiny boobs and ass

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u/KokolateDakz Oct 18 '21

Medium is Premium

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u/NeerajShedge Oct 18 '21

I'm fine with a girl, just a girl, that too optional

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u/Fine_Salad_2162 Oct 18 '21

Tiny boobs tiny ass

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u/Fortune-Former Oct 18 '21

This is how nature works

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u/MettaJiro Oct 18 '21

Tiny ass and Tiny Boobs

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u/Quirkyserenefrenzy trans rights Oct 18 '21

Medium size girlfriend is what you get

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u/galmenz Oct 18 '21

double big or double small? double medium?

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u/SnooCompliments2848 Oct 18 '21

tiny ass girl with small boobs

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u/RyanSteve1408 Oct 18 '21

Now you've got a girlfriend with one boob small and one big and one ass cheek big and the other small. Enjoy your Chernobyl Cat Girlfriend

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u/GhostMultiverse Oct 18 '21

The mixture gets you small boobs tiny ass.

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u/Dragon_of_Greed Oct 18 '21

Big girl with Tony ass and boobs

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Oct 18 '21

What about a girl who loves me for who I am? What color pill is that?

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u/Draegur Oct 18 '21

... i read this as the person wanting to be a girl so bad that they don't care what kind of boobs or ass they get >_>

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u/HippyDoctor Oct 18 '21

Internet just broke.

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u/NarwhalSongs Oct 18 '21

Plot twist: they turn YOU into the big ass big tittied girl

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u/Vexerino1337 Oct 18 '21

at the end of the day what matters is that you could touch them

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u/GoucheBoy_3 Oct 18 '21

Backfires and get loli

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u/hritznandor Oct 18 '21

Random good lookin girl: exists Me: grinds and cuts up her entire body into dust

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u/metalguzxd loves reaction memes Oct 18 '21

Result: Small booty + Small boobs. You can’t break the game.

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u/DemonSlayer712 Oct 18 '21

One boob/buttcheek big and other is tity