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I’d immediately and gladly shoot Raphael

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u/an_achronist Oct 17 '21

I'd take aim at Leonardo.

Smug little teacher's pet asshole

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u/Draying Oct 17 '21

Imagine how great it’d feel

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u/Illumina2381 Oct 17 '21

Though I'd save Michelangelo, dude's chill

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u/UnknownGaming39 Oct 17 '21

Agreed

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u/testedbeast551 Oct 18 '21

wait why are they named after famous painters?

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u/an_achronist Oct 17 '21

True. I could play Tony hawk and eat a pizza with Michaelangelo. And let's be real, that's better than a lot of relationships

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u/an_achronist Oct 18 '21 edited Oct 18 '21

To hang out with or straw to death? Cos I'm ok without all the emerald urkel stuff

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u/StickyNode Oct 18 '21

Donatello also

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u/CrysisHyperNova Oct 17 '21

POLLUTE THEM TO DEATH!

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u/Yankeethomas13 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 17 '21

Person: What type of straw is that?

Me: 5.56

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u/comixcam Professional Dumbass Oct 17 '21

Do we have to kill Mikey? He’s too stupid to live without his brothers to help him, we can just wait 30 seconds after killing the others and save the ammo.

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u/LazyBriton Oct 17 '21

Can someone explain this joke to my dumb ass?

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u/an_achronist Oct 17 '21

Plastic straw ban happened because of a "think of the turtles eating the straws and dying" narrative.

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u/LazyBriton Oct 17 '21

Damn idk how I didn’t get that, thanks bro that is funny

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u/an_achronist Oct 17 '21

I agree, they should've learned by now not to eat them. Silly turtles.

Pandas don't get any sympathy either. Too dumb to fuck to save themselves from extinction. Fucking dumbass Pandas.

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u/IndianaGeoff Oct 17 '21

My straw glock is locked and loaded.

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u/colombianboy11 Oct 17 '21

Ohh my fucking god

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u/-The_Grim_Reaper Oct 17 '21

SPEAR EM IN THEIR NOSES

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u/poopyfarts96o Oct 18 '21

Fuck Raphael is my name.

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u/SaveTheDynas Oct 18 '21

My name’s Raphael, thanks op

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u/BlooShinja Oct 17 '21

Why Raphael? Is it because he’s cool, but rude?

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u/Draying Oct 17 '21

It's because that turtle is just way too full of himself; it just infuriates me

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u/cyco_semantic Oct 17 '21

Say it to his face!

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u/Draying Oct 18 '21

If I could I would

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u/cyco_semantic Oct 18 '21

You sound like a pansy

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u/Draying Oct 18 '21

Imagine being such a bozo you call people pansy because they made fun of a fictional turtle you like

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u/cyco_semantic Oct 18 '21

Imagine getting offended from being called a pansy. I actually don't give a shit about the ninja turtles but you do sound like a pansy sorry

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u/Draying Oct 18 '21

Who said I was offended? It's just that you're a bozo, sorry.

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u/cyco_semantic Oct 18 '21

Yeah I'm a bozo sometimes oh well

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u/BlueLuigi118 RageFace Against the Machine Oct 18 '21

Raph is the best brother imo

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u/CarbonIceDragon Oct 18 '21

If that's not enough, it's time to bring out the sheet of plastic rings that hold aluminum cans together.

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u/TwoDollarSuck Oct 18 '21

If there is anything I have learned about the Ninja Turtles in my nearly 90 years on this planet, it is that Raph is cool, but rude.

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u/trev1cent Oct 17 '21

This has been my first time I've moved air from my nostrils in quite some time. Thank you human.

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u/EloyJKG Oct 17 '21

Kawabummer

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u/Az0riusMCBlox Oct 17 '21

NOSE SHOT!!

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u/1DreaM3ateR Oct 18 '21

michael reeves would be proud

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u/mlaeladma Oct 18 '21

Anyone who picks a turtle other than donatellos nerd ass is wrong

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u/Zestyclose-Living-88 Oct 18 '21

*villian music started playing*is this the end of ninja turtles....?

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u/RockiestHail703 Oct 18 '21

I’m killing Mickey first gotta get rid of that annoying dumbass I don’t think I could kill Raph since he’s just too angry to die

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u/Less_Ad7399 Oct 18 '21

Bro trata exactly my friend say

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u/LegitLegit32 Oct 18 '21

School trip to the aquarium? Two birds one stone.

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u/BOTMarek Oct 18 '21

Don't give Michael Reeves any more ideas

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u/Exsulian Oct 18 '21

Honestly Raph is so annoying in the comics, good choice.

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u/Deep-Cryptographer52 Oct 18 '21

Michael Reeves would approve this meme.

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u/NotDrumstick Oct 17 '21

Donatello is the best ninja turtle

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u/yeetus-feetuscleetus Oct 17 '21

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u/DINOSAUR-04 Oct 18 '21

So are you saying it is a repost?

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u/KaratePie67 Oct 17 '21

Get the oven. My time to shine.

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u/-Z-3-R-0- Posts 12 times a day Oct 17 '21

Teenagw mutant, we lettin them shells hit you

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u/thomasbrakeline Oct 18 '21

I do not get

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u/DINOSAUR-04 Oct 18 '21

Like how plastic straws are bad for sea life and the whole “save the turtles” thing

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u/PandaButtLover Oct 18 '21

Better not shoot OG cartoon Raph. Wisecracking master of sarcasm

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u/Goobersniper Oct 18 '21

But are they nostril seeking straws?

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u/Short_Shite Oct 18 '21

Michael would enjoy this

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u/supersheep_3000 Oct 18 '21

ive seen this meme ages ago

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u/JebWozma Oct 18 '21

They're bulletproof in the newest iteration

especial Raphael

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u/MrAndy732 Oct 18 '21

I want raids :3 not wow raids, more destiny 2 raids

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u/iiiRaphael Oct 18 '21

This makes me sad.

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u/redgriefer89 loves reaction memes Oct 18 '21

One small problem:

Due to the lack of gunpowder and a primer, the firing pin would, at most, launch the straw maybe just barely out or the barrel, assuming it would hit the straw and not puncture it. Even if there was gunpowder and a primer, it would most likely have a similar effect to firing a blank, not to mention the straw would be completely annihilated from even the smallest bit of gunpowder.

Great meme though. Pretty funny

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u/djdhxuxbb Oct 18 '21

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