r/funny SrGrafo Nov 30 '21 Gold 1 Wholesome 52 Bravo Grande! 1 Vibing 1 Doom 1 Silver 64 Take My Energy 1 This 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Helpful 51

Take your microscopic ass and gtfo my house Verified

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u/dallin06 Nov 30 '21 Silver

Man, who the hell invited covid?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Heartwarming Wholesome Seal of Approval Masterpiece

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u/peacefulbelovedfish Nov 30 '21

It was grafo that brought u/covid into it...

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u/lobsterbash Nov 30 '21

God damn, someone registered that username 9 years ago and then forgot completely about it.

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u/Catch_22_ Nov 30 '21

It's a company.

https://www.covid.com/

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u/Brig-Brain Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

I always knew Covid was corporate…

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u/riedmae Nov 30 '21

Covid is such a fucking sellout

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u/Myonenonpornacc Nov 30 '21

Yeah, Fuck covid. That fucker makes me sick!

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u/9bjames Nov 30 '21

Covid makes everyone sick, fuck Covid

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u/-Masderus- Nov 30 '21

Did you hear about the upcoming rapper named Covid?

I hear he's pretty sick on the mic...

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u/Stripotle_Grill Nov 30 '21

it's how it funds it's expansion.

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u/CosmackMagus Nov 30 '21

The variants are franchise licensees

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u/macthebearded Nov 30 '21

Well that's some unfortunate branding

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u/Peculiar_One Nov 30 '21

Same with ISIS in Archer.

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u/WinterWight Nov 30 '21

In my sister's town there is an Isis movie theater. It wasn't a huge deal because people are mostly reasonable, but they were really careful about their advertising for a bit there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

“ISIS theaters, we’re the bomb.”

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u/EmmaTheRobot Nov 30 '21

"ISIS your new home for quality entertainment"

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u/Valdrax Nov 30 '21

Not as bad as AYDS weight-loss candy when the AIDS epidemic happened in the 80's, bringing terrifying wasting away in the days when it couldn't be controlled with medicine.

An executive at the company responded to the epidemic with the line, "The product has been around for 45 years. Let the disease change its name."

Within a couple of years, the brand was sold off and unsuccessfully struggled with rebranding to Aydslim and Diet Ayds before vanishing off the market completely in the early 90's.

(Oh yeah, and the active ingredient was later banned from sale in the US for causing an increased risk of stroke, so its days were pretty numbered anyway.)

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Dec 01 '21

I really thought you were going to close with "yeah and they got AIDS"

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u/smick Nov 30 '21

Reminds me of all the people named isis right before isis was a thing. Tho I know, isis , daughter of geb and nut. Still cool af IMO, but unfortunate.

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u/ee3k Nov 30 '21

egyptian godess of fertility,magic, death rites and rebirth too, if i'm remembering right.

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u/feyos Nov 30 '21

I would say quite the opposite. Look at Corona sales.

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u/Wolverwings Nov 30 '21

My dad has a tall boy Corona on display next to a bottle of Virus vodka on his bar....

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u/macthebearded Nov 30 '21

Corona as a beer is pretty much a household name, nobody is going to forget they exist because of a pandemic.

That Covid company is a niche commercial brand that nobody outside their industry knows, and now they're doomed to forever be at the bottom of the search engine results.

I don't think it's comparable

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u/gruey Nov 30 '21

I kind of want to order something just to get one of those sweet Covid boxes.

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u/JasonDJ Nov 30 '21

My god. It’s all…connected.

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u/torchedscreen Nov 30 '21

Thats unfortunate lol

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u/smick Nov 30 '21

Talk about hitting the domain lottery.

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u/MegaGrimer Nov 30 '21

Creates username

Refuses to elaborate

Leaves

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u/FwG3 Nov 30 '21

Guess it was a company

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u/peacefulbelovedfish Nov 30 '21

Yeah - real dick move...

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u/dude_thats_sweeeet Nov 30 '21

RIP, the dude was about AV cables and products. Not even about the virus

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u/b-macc Nov 30 '21

What an unfortunate name for a company.

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u/Agent-r00t Nov 30 '21

They would probably say, what an unfortunate name for a virus.

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u/sin-eater82 Nov 30 '21

There was a band named ISIS around the time the other ISIS came to be a household name.

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u/dead4seven Nov 30 '21

I bet he's drinking a non-alcoholic Corona.

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u/Andrew225 Nov 30 '21 Helpful

:( As someone five years into recovery non-alcoholic beer has been a godsend. Lets me meet up with people at a bar and have something to drink that's at least similar to what they're drinking.

Having soda at a bar makes you feel like a little kid around adults...

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u/TurquoiseLuck Nov 30 '21

It's probably just in your head dude. People get juice and soft drinks all the time at bars, nobody cares.

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u/cjoll4 Nov 30 '21

Probably depends on the crowd you're hanging out with, how much they like to tease you and how sensitive to it you are.

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u/Vio_ Nov 30 '21

Anyone giving shit about a person's drink is not a friend.

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u/d_Composer Nov 30 '21

Yeah I used to have a designated driver friend and he was the greatest! His dad was an alcoholic so he never touched the stuff but he still hung out like a champ! Miss that guy…

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u/elbenji Dec 01 '21

For real. If someone's getting a coke I'm assuming off the bat they either got work in the AM or are a DD and I respect it

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Nov 30 '21

You need some more mature friends.

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Nov 30 '21

And even better , just freaking water.

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u/guinness_blaine Nov 30 '21

Fucking love that stuff

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u/mellydrop Nov 30 '21

Congratulations on the five years!!! What an amazing job. I also don't drink alcohol. Non-alcoholic beer drinkers represent! ✊🙂

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u/muklan Dec 01 '21

Dislike the taste of beer, but I often do get just soda at bars - Hella cheaper that way too.

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u/dinnerwdr13 Nov 30 '21

Nah man. 12 years sober here.

I always just get a coke or a water. May e a Roy Rodgers if I'm feeling fancy.

The non alcoholic beer tastes terrible, and very rarely does anyone have anything to say about what I drink. If they ask, most people congratulate you on doing a good thing.

If someone really has a problem with I choose to drink, especially in light of the fact I'm an asshole alcoholic, then I don't need to hang out with them.

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u/misdreavus79 Nov 30 '21

Nothing wrong with non-alcoholic beer!

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u/smr5000 Nov 30 '21

I haven't had a drop in 5 years, and I agree with you, but COVID would be the sort of guy who is militantly sober only so he can steal your smokes when you ain't looking though

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u/kevinstreet1 Nov 30 '21

COVID is the psycho who smiles and laughs when you make fun of him, then shows up two weeks later at your house and beats the crap out of you.

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Nov 30 '21

I think he's more the dude that slips in quietly, everyone thinks someone else brought him, and he just. won't. leave.

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u/whoohw Nov 30 '21

Hey, we can be fun at parties too!!

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u/As-It-Happens Nov 30 '21

Covid is like that overly clingy friend you just can't get away from

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u/wotmate Nov 30 '21

Winton: "Are you gluten free?"

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u/Maxwyfe Nov 30 '21

Except that friend is always thinking up new ways to kill you and your grandmother.

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u/sinr_88 Nov 30 '21

So like all my friends?

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u/Hellhound732 Nov 30 '21

Just wait until you have to ask someone how many variants they’ve had like they’re collecting baseball cards.

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u/javaargusavetti Nov 30 '21

Pokemon badges

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Gotta catch em all.

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u/knight_who_says_knee Nov 30 '21

My wife tested positive two weeks ago, so we quarantined for 10 days. Then 3 days later, my son tested positive. We now get to quarantine for 10 days again.

EVERYBODY HATES YOU

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u/WhatIsNameAnyways Nov 30 '21

Is your wife doing okay after the two weeks?

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u/knight_who_says_knee Nov 30 '21 Wholesome Heartwarming

Still has nasty cough, but doing fine. 11 month old scared us the other night because he sounded pretty rough. But Dr said he's doing fine too

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u/UgliestCookie Nov 30 '21

My 5 month old just tested positive 3 days ago. My wife tested positive yesterday. Thanks daycare.

Luckily both of them seem to be handling it pretty well for the time being. No idea if I'll get it. I've already had it once and have had a full vaccine and booster since then.

Hope your family fully recovers soon.

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u/obliviousJeff Nov 30 '21

I'm just getting over it after catching it from my kids. I've had both shots, and it was still pretty miserable. I don't want to know how bad I would have had it without the vaccine.

Day 1 - Sore throat Day 2 - nasal congestion/fever Day 3 - nasal congestion/fever/cough/loss of smell Day 4 - nasal congestion/fever/cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 5 - nasal congestion/cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 6 - cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 7 - cough/brain fog

And that's where I'm at right now.

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u/UgliestCookie Nov 30 '21

The brain fog is rough. I was trying to work (at home) and just felt really really slow doing things as my job that I'd done hundreds of times before. I found that getting outside and getting some sun and fresh air helped. It might have been totally in my head, but it seemed to improve my mood if nothing else.

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u/obliviousJeff Nov 30 '21

I'll try getting outside, because fuck I feel like an idiot right now.

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u/flompwillow Dec 01 '21

Having anxiety over getting sick, throw in some loss of sleep, and you’re definitely decreasing cognitive capability!

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u/WhatIsNameAnyways Nov 30 '21

Dang, well hopefully the cough won't be around for too long! Hope the doctor's right too and your son makes for a healthy recovery 🍻

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u/I_Mix_Stuff Nov 30 '21 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Snek

I downloaded the YouTube dislike extension really quick. I feel like valuable information is lost otherwise.

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u/I_Mix_Stuff Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21 Helpful

What are you doing with that arrow StepGrafo?

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u/haemaker Nov 30 '21 Gold

He is a vectorphile, do not kink shame him.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21 Platinum Coin Gift Table Slap Wholesome (Pro)

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u/Ensvey Nov 30 '21

Love is in the air

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u/packfanmoore Nov 30 '21

🎶 I can show you the world 🎶

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Nov 30 '21

Stream it or it didn't happen

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u/Raxnor Nov 30 '21

Later on it's gonna be Badussy in the air.

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u/fingerMeThomas Nov 30 '21

Jesus approves freely turning the other cheek

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u/SequesterMe Nov 30 '21

I like your wife. Can I watch too?

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u/AE_WILLIAMS Nov 30 '21

I, too, want to watch this guys wife...watch SrGrafo.

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u/alonjar Nov 30 '21

Yes, I too, like this guys wife's watch...

... wait ...

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u/Raz1230 Nov 30 '21

Send her the edit and keep us updated!

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u/maerun Nov 30 '21

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/genius_retard Nov 30 '21

Can we all watch?

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u/Obama_fingered_me Nov 30 '21

u/SrGrafo she wants to watch.

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u/placebotwo Dec 01 '21

You guys are the 3rd couple aren't you?

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u/zuzg Nov 30 '21

Just FYI these extensions only will work a couple of weeks until youtube will change the API. What they already announced.

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u/rome_vang Nov 30 '21

While thats true of the API fix, the project i have linked is caching likes and will estimate counts past the API depreciation date. They are also working on grabbing dislike counts from the creator studio.

https://github.com/Anarios/return-youtube-dislike

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u/phoenystp Nov 30 '21

Tbh i am looking for an extension which automatically dislikes every video i watch.

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u/aliendude5300 Nov 30 '21

How does the extension work if YouTube isn't exposing the metrics?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

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u/Lopoi Nov 30 '21

Is that a tear coming of the play button?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

EDIT or saliva...

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u/Harleking31 Nov 30 '21

You have to admit, Omicron sounds like one hell of a final boss name

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21

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u/DoctorBlock Nov 30 '21 This

Omicron Persei 8 is from Futurama

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u/NearABE Dec 01 '21

There are 88 Omicrons and most of them have planets. All constellations have 14 stars brighter than Omicron.

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u/LuciusCypher Nov 30 '21

You're thinking Unicron.

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u/broodwyn Nov 30 '21

No, You're thinking of a Unicorn

Unicron is like a one wheeled bike

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u/AntiTheory Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a Unicycle.

Unicron is where you go to achieve higher learning.

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u/Benephon Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a university. Unicron is when you grow hair between your eyebrows.

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u/EnigoMontoya Nov 30 '21

No you're thinking of a Unibrow.

Unicron is the thing that everything we know of is in, all the stars, galaxies, and an unimaginable amount of empty space.

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u/JayOSU Nov 30 '21

You're thinking universe.

Unicron is a Spanish speaking television station.

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u/Aradianta Nov 30 '21

No you're thinking of Univision. Unicron is the name of a morally questionable American airline company.

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u/killbawqs Nov 30 '21

No you're thinking of United

Unicron is that huge theme park in Orlando, FL.

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u/Bwob Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a University.

Unicron is a castrated male servant, often used for guarding women's living quarters!

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u/JoeDnD Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a Eunuch.

Unicron is a skintight, one-piece garment with long legs.

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u/BeefyMcSteak Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a Unitard.

Unicron is a mythical horse that has a magical horn.

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u/Monsieurcaca Nov 30 '21

No, you're thinking of a Unicorn.

Unicron, also known as the United Nations Children's Fund, is a United Nations agency responsible for providing humanitarian and developmental aid to children worldwide

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u/CrashParade Nov 30 '21

Unicron's origin has expanded over the years from simply being a large robot to being a god of chaos who devours realities. (Wikipedia)

Well, guess we're beyond fucked.

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u/hendrick_X Nov 30 '21

Cybertron :p

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u/nahteviro Nov 30 '21

No he means the planet sized transformer which was Unicron

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u/HoggyOfAustralia Nov 30 '21

He wasn’t just a planet sized, he was built to be a planet destroyer!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/Jerimiah Nov 30 '21

Omicron Persei 8 is a planet in Futurama

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u/PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL Dec 01 '21

I AM LRRRRR

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u/wundersuit Dec 01 '21

It is true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

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u/zuzg Nov 30 '21

Omnicron persei 8 is the only thing I can think of

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u/1handedmaster Nov 30 '21

Same. I just imagine a little Lrrrrr as a virus

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u/Goreface69 Nov 30 '21

a poppler

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Nov 30 '21

The trouble with popplers is how delicious they are...

...and also that they give you COVID.

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u/zed857 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Picard also used omicron as part of one of his access codes on the Enterprise.

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u/javaargusavetti Nov 30 '21

Reminds me of Unicron, the planet devouring super robot from the 80s animated Transformers movie

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u/hotlavatube Nov 30 '21

Sadly, this isn't even its final form.

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u/The2kman Nov 30 '21

Omicron, Lord of Cinder

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u/OldBoyZee Nov 30 '21

So does Delta lol. I mean it could be a pre-omega boss in Final Fantasy games.

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u/dobbelE Nov 30 '21

Hey covid, I'll say I like you if you give me money.

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u/dobbelE Nov 30 '21

May I touch the fridge before I go?

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u/Piccolito Nov 30 '21

noooooo, you will infect it

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u/metalfankevin Nov 30 '21

Idk dawg the billionaires seem to have made it out alright.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21 Silver Wholesome

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u/The-Great-Shapeshift Nov 30 '21

What would that porno be called?

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u/HouseCravenRaw Nov 30 '21 Wholesome

"Monopolize Me".

Or "Rich and Dirty".

Or "Dynasty".

Or "Flip that Top (hat)"

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u/0p0ss1m Nov 30 '21

“Trading Places”

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u/ArchDucky Nov 30 '21

Its actually the other way around, rich people rent their house so porn people can shoot there.

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u/Zigxy Nov 30 '21

no joke they are doing fine, I'm a private jet broker and demand is so staggering that several of my competitors straight up are not taking on any new clients and are blacking out huge swaths of the year to their existing clients.

I just had a client pay almost DOUBLE what normally runs to fly California to Florida and she didn't blink an eye.

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u/GaravagliaLuca Nov 30 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Money Narwhal Salute

Patchs notes about the Covid Omicron Update:

-improved spread, there have been complains about difficulty so we have increased the spreading speed of the virus

-fixed issues where 'vaccinated' people couldn't get infected, this will add longevity to the storyline

-increased DPS

-increased DEF

-increased SPE

-new map added, South Africa

-new free skin for everyone: Omicron

We hope you will all continue to play the pandemic and have fun. [check website for full Dev notes]

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u/GaravagliaLuca Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Di-did....did you just call me Uhihia? Do i look Canadian to you-eh? Licking the syrup from the tree-eh?!

Good.

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u/GaravagliaLuca Nov 30 '21

Fool! You must blame reddit or your computer before yourself! You are still green...

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u/nahteviro Nov 30 '21

But what if.... the Omicron skin is shit!?

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u/prometheus2508 Nov 30 '21

People with early access to the new Omicron expansion aren't even reporting end game content. It's looking like a cash grab DLC.

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u/Longjumping-Ad-7310 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Man the new update suck, better talk to the dev for some changes . Worse than all Blizzard patches and the Diablo Immortal Release at Blizzcon.

I want a refund for the last 2 years for all gameplay.

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u/javaargusavetti Nov 30 '21

ugh. new version and we still cant turn off Exp. Share. sheesh. /s

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u/I_Mix_Stuff Nov 30 '21

Go fuck yourself covid!

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u/Jd20001 Nov 30 '21 Silver Wholesome I'll Drink to That

Before covid I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Goodness lol

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u/GenesisExplosions Nov 30 '21

It’s like the longest worst Cops chase ever.

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u/Hammerman305 Nov 30 '21

People only ever notice you when you become a problem

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u/EveningAccident8319 Nov 30 '21

I liked it

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u/uhihia Nov 30 '21

I mean I like it, and HZD.

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u/IamSPF Nov 30 '21

If you don’t mind my asking, what do you not like about HZD?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21

EDIT (this is a detailed comic explaining my thoughts about it if you are curious)

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u/johnothetree Nov 30 '21

The story of interacting with living people in the world is boring, i agree, but unraveling the history of the world had me so engrossed that i stopped doing side quests because i had to know more about what happened to the old world. Like i knew what was gonna happen, but how it happened was what i needed to learn.

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u/Osric250 Dec 01 '21

That's the same with me. I cared very little about any of the real world storyline, but the history of the world, all of how the old world fell and how they managed to get humanity back. That was completely engrossing and had me just going more and more through the story.

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u/Somsphet Nov 30 '21

I was ready to start fighting but you pointed out my favorite bits first

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u/IamSPF Nov 30 '21

Well, that makes sense, and is the most honest review I have seen of the game. Thanks!

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u/Griffin_Fatali Nov 30 '21

Senior grafo sir.. can I come out of the basement now? It’s pretty cold down here, and the spiders are trying to make me join their band.

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u/PacificShroud115 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

So I'm not sure who will care to read this but thank you if you do. I'm currently stuck in South Africa whilst my wife is in Sweden. I had planned to go visit her in June 2020... it's been a year and a half now and Sweden has still not released restrictions. Except for America and all of Europe and Australia and New Zealand and parts of Africa. So basically only SA, South America and certain Asian countries cannot go. This has taken a major, MAJOR toll on my mental health recently and it's all due to covid being a shit lord. So to all those out there affected by this, stay strong. If I can do, there's no doubt in my mind you can too! You got this.

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u/BuffaloGuff Dec 01 '21

Sucks man, but you both could have met in a country that accepted both like the UK for example.

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u/Anime055 Nov 30 '21

Covid, fuck you for making me sick during my birthday. Worst experience ever. Go die in a hole and never come back

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u/am_reddit Nov 30 '21

Covid: “No u.”

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u/Hippoyawn Nov 30 '21

My nine year old tested positive on her birthday and we had to cancel her party. She’d been looking forward to it for weeks.

I’d love to tell you how she took it really well but she was pretty much devastated.

COVID is a complete bastard.

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u/SlothOfDoom Nov 30 '21

Why can't we just make covid wear a mask and stay home? Science!

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u/GiveMeCheesecake Nov 30 '21

Get on this scientists!!

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u/Obvious_Second_438 Nov 30 '21

Accurate meme is accurate

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u/IamMyles Nov 30 '21

Bruh, Covid is more useless than the number 9 on a microwave.

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u/onlythehappiests Dec 01 '21

I sometimes reduce my cook time by one second to make sure the 9 doesn’t feel left out.

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u/Dason37 Dec 01 '21

I sometimes do random stuff like 2 minutes and 89 seconds instead of 3.5 minutes. I may use the microwave too much if I'm having to come up with ways to make it less boring.

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u/Y0niY0 Nov 30 '21

Fuck covid! Nobody cares about your new variant, you dumb bitch!

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u/A_Guy_Lurking Nov 30 '21

Hi guys, I can’t smell or taste rn and hate it. Get vaccinated and Don’t be like me. I can’t even enjoy my weed in quarantine now

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 30 '21

EDIT I accidentally deleted the edit

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u/bradlees Nov 30 '21

But your wife’s cooking (or husbands or robots, I don’t judge) just got a lot better…. Am I right?

I’ll see myself out

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u/Aaaandiiii Nov 30 '21

Prepare for the weird scents when your senses come back. I spent weeks smelling a foul odor everywhere. It got better but some smells are kinda off. I've been recovered a year. I hope your senses come back more normal.

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u/A_Guy_Lurking Nov 30 '21

Sir I love you for this lol

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u/Cyclone_96 Nov 30 '21

Get vaccinated and Don’t be like me.

Double vaxxed and still lost both, lol. I got my taste back thankfully but I still can’t smell anything.

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u/ABlokeLikeYou Nov 30 '21

Hey, hey covid, hey covid what’s covid short for? covIDIOT?!?

boom roasted dork

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u/isin13 Nov 30 '21

The Omicron Futurama memes though...worth it.

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u/eaglescout1984 Nov 30 '21

This concept of quarantine confuses and infuriates Lrrr!

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u/nahteviro Nov 30 '21

This one hit home (pun intended). Covid has taken 3 of my family members so far.

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u/SoggyAnalyst Nov 30 '21

oh my. i'm so sorry!!!

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u/Robobvious Nov 30 '21

Choke on a mouthful of dicks, Covid!

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u/sexaddic Nov 30 '21

Is this reserved for just Covid or?

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