r/funny SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Silver 90 Helpful 93 Bravo! 1 Masterpiece 2 Table Slap 1 I'll Drink to That 1 'MURICA 1 Gold 2 Platinum 2 Wholesome 79 All-Seeing Upvote 4

I'm an "architect" Verified

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u/Ranger4878 Nov 23 '21

I really want to know how zuckerberg came up in that back text

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Silver Helpful I'll Drink to That

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u/aresponsibilitytoawe Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 23 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

"Who do you think you are, Ranger4878, to question what I write in my comics? The fucking audacity, you invertebrate muppet, you wouldn't understand the logistics that go under on the creation of that panel, you magenta ape trifle! Who dares to question my desire to include Mark Zuckerberg in one too many comics? BTW, the big brother house in 2016 was totally full of milfs and even then I wrote comics about Mark. Don't even question my dedication to Mark. I can't express how motivated I really am, even when I got Amazon Prime and indulged in cosplay outfits that covered weeks of my wages, that is situationally the perfect time for Mark comics! dissolves into word salad

Actual text btw, punctuation added for emphasis

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u/FaolCroi Nov 24 '21

Do you happen to have the text from the original comic too?

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u/aresponsibilitytoawe Nov 24 '21 Silver Helpful

No, my life consists in drawing doodles on Reddit and collecting imaginary points in the hope that someone, somewhere, blows air out of their nose when they see them. If anything, I will draw this encounter, and you will never see it. And even if you do see it, you won't, simply because you don't use Reddit or really even know English. Then we come back to me, sucking dick again for engagement, which is why I'm doing so great. That's just the way karma works, I guess, endlesslessly grinding on the algorithm, so some jacked up Mark Zuckerberg wanker can grill meats like fucking crazy, like reptile or JWs (Jehovah's Witnesses) fucking crazy. So, r/funny, reply fast, bitches.

breathes

Anyways, I'm mad that I'm not in bed before 11 today."

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u/Bossuter Nov 24 '21

How the fuck

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u/Lord_Waffles Nov 24 '21

It's their responsibility to awe us

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u/Dragonitto Nov 24 '21

SrGrafo's alt?

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u/aresponsibilitytoawe Nov 24 '21

Oh no. SrGrafo is known to be occasionally blinded by the passive aggressive rage displayed in this and other select comics, yes, but I'm sure his OpSec game on reddit is fairly strong. Stronger than replying on his own posts on an alt, at least

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u/CastellatedRock Nov 24 '21

How do you know this is actually the text

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u/genomerain Nov 24 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

There's a video game I played once on Steam which involved a deity that would witness all events in the passing of time and wrote it down in the tome of reality. However his assistant betrayed him and created a pocket of space where this deity could not look into. The deity hated not knowing what happened in this place, but if you stated out loud what could have happened, and your story was convincing enough for this deity to believe you, he would write it down in the book of reality, and it would be true. You could lie, you could guess, you could make it up: as long as you convinced him, your words would be reality.

However, if later the deity discovered that your witness caused a logical impossibility, he would be so angered at having to revise his tome that he would wipe you out entirely from the fabric of being and you would not only cease to exist, you would have never existed.

My point is: it doesn't matter how they know. It's convincing and coherent enough to believe it could be the full text. Thus it might as well be the full text.

... Unless you can provide evidence or a logical impossibility as to why it couldn't possibly be the actual text...

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u/declanrowan Nov 24 '21

What game is that?

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u/genomerain Nov 24 '21

Okay I just got home and looked up in my Steam Library. The game is called Memoria. It's actually the second game with the player character. The first is The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav, but they have very separate and distinct stories that are stand-alone from each other. IMO Memoria has a MUCH better story. (I can barely even remember the story for the first game.) The only relevant background information you might want from the first game is regarding why the player character seems so emotionally invested in a crow. But it's not that relevant to the actual story in the second game. Just kinda there in the beginning to serve as a transition between the games or something.

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u/genomerain Nov 24 '21

I can't remember the title but I'll check when I get home. I do remember it was the second game in that universe with the player character, but you don't need to play the first game to enjoy the story as they are somewhat separate. I didn't, and when I did get around to playing the first game, I realised that I enjoyed the second game (the one that I played first) a lot more. It was just a better story and mystery overall.

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u/Streets-Disciple Nov 24 '21

I too desire this knowledge

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u/ThoopidSqwrl Nov 23 '21

I spotted milfs and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

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u/NikPorto Nov 23 '21

And I spotted "big brother" just above said "milfs", and I know nnn is ruined yet again...

Just kidding, that's not enough to break me!

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u/LordEdgeward_TheTurd Nov 23 '21

All that and you missed the "sucking di..." one?

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u/TheGunslingerStory Nov 23 '21

You're so close... and that's the problem!

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u/xTheatreTechie Nov 23 '21

Well how many did you see boi? Where are they?

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u/ApathyEngage Nov 23 '21

Zuckerberg in the big brother milfs.

Idk what this means, but, bastard.

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u/LilDeafy Nov 23 '21

can you do the left frame with the navy seal copy pasta

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u/bradlees Nov 23 '21

So will this be a T-shirt in the future?

Because random words and printed t-shirts go together like architecture and comic art

Both are seen by the public at large but no one knows how these things become reality

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u/dukarr Nov 23 '21

"me sucking dick" lol

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u/jews4beer Nov 23 '21

This only confuses me further. Because if it's just random words then how in the bloody inferno of 170,000 words that is the English Language...did Zuckerberg happen twice.

What a shit RNG.

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u/KreateOne Nov 23 '21

Are we gonna ignore the “me sucking dick”?

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u/Rewdboy05 Nov 23 '21

There's a "Sucking Di" in the text behind Andrew and I need to know the context.

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u/Calibretto9 Nov 23 '21

You gotta pay the bills somehow, homie.

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u/MNgonewildthrowaway Nov 24 '21

A blowjob is better than no job

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u/Theviciousllama Nov 24 '21

Just like what mom used to say. Feels like home here.

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u/1cec0ld Nov 24 '21

I'm currently unemployed and this hit me like a bag of bricks

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u/SoupFlavoredCockMix Nov 24 '21

I think you mean bag of dicks.

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u/sully9088 Nov 24 '21

Looks like autocorrect changed the word "dicks" into "bricks" in your sentence. Stupid autocorrect.

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u/Cyborg_rat Nov 24 '21

I've got a 20$ saved up.

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u/Syberduh Nov 23 '21

"Soul sucking digital overlord Mark Zuckerberg"

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u/holyshitreddit3 Nov 24 '21

Excellent save

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u/CadeLocke Nov 24 '21

If only "me" wasn't visible before sucking di

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u/genericusername123 Nov 23 '21

If it helps, the word before it looks like 'me'

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u/The_Paradoxigm Nov 23 '21 Silver

Awww, here's some fake internet points.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Got the W

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u/xcmshow523 Nov 23 '21 Helpful

Yes yes get the internet points

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u/Brad_Brace Nov 23 '21

Yes, get them all over your face, yes.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

EDIT \heavy breathing**

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u/CorrellianAleChiss Nov 23 '21

Yes, yes, let the karma flow through you.

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u/Plastic_Chicken Nov 23 '21

Yesss... let it flow all inside you, until it comes outside of you...

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u/WAPs_and_Prayers Nov 23 '21

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u/Gestrid Nov 23 '21

This covers all of the above, right? Because this whole chain is pretty cursed.

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u/Top_Hat_Matt Nov 23 '21

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u/Everettrivers Nov 24 '21

Wow that's a new one. What will people think of next and how can I avoid finding out about it?

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u/mostlywhitemiata Nov 24 '21

Well, you'll have to get off of Reddit first, so you're pretty much doomed from the start.

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u/lolsrsly00 Nov 23 '21 Wholesome

that's a sub

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u/Shattered_Visage Nov 24 '21

If into that subreddit you go, only pain will you find.

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u/anketttto Nov 23 '21

Or on you...

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u/sum_trashy_boi Nov 23 '21

Fuck you take my award

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u/samjam8088 Nov 23 '21

This actually made my abs hurt from laughing under my breath at the CVS, for what that’s worth.

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u/make_love_to_potato Nov 24 '21

No need to stifle your laughter. Laugh heartily out loud, my friend.

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u/rmorrin Nov 23 '21

Let me just... Help you clean those off of there licks

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u/Zachariot88 Nov 23 '21

Aww, here's some real nose air.

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u/Meykel Nov 23 '21

Can we see the full wall of text? It was pretty interesting.

Edit. I'd also like to know what caused the shift away from becoming an architect, did you finish your degree? Was the job not what you expected? Couldn't find employment?

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u/chaotic_evil_666 Nov 23 '21

People didn't appreciate their houses with pictures of penises on them

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u/VersusWorldChannel Nov 23 '21

I assume you saw the news that Reddit is looking into setting up a Cryptocurrency that will allow your Karma to be used for coins - https://gadgets.ndtv.com/cryptocurrency/news/reddit-erc-20-crypto-tokens-karma-points-2603204

So your fake internet points will now be worth some... fake money?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/RelentlessUpvoter Nov 23 '21

RelentlessFakeInternetPointer is here to help!

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u/JohnnyDarkside Nov 23 '21

Lock 100 monkeys in a room and they'll write Shakespeare. Give one monkey enough fake internet points and it'll make funny doodles.

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u/jmerridew124 Nov 23 '21

Nonsense. You have tens of thousands of people subscribed to this sub. You likely make hundreds of thousands of people blow air through their nose. You've likely done more to delight the masses than 99% of humans will do in the span of human existence. You've created joy en masse. You are a net positive on humanity for all of the good vibes you've created.

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u/fuzzytradr Nov 23 '21

I blew air out my nose reading this.

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u/doomstick Nov 23 '21

Andrew Vandelay

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u/therealyoyoma Nov 23 '21

Why couldn't you tell them I was an architect? You know I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect!

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 Nov 23 '21

Boy you really lost a lot of hair there

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Yeah I started losing my hair around the time I made my first million

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u/KittenAlfredo Nov 23 '21

I am aware.

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u/Vacanus Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

And as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention, or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment... I was a marine biologist.

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u/bukleziyo Nov 23 '21

was the sea calm?

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u/BananaStringTheory Nov 23 '21

It was angry that day, my friend.

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u/BKlounge93 Nov 23 '21

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Nov 24 '21

I tell ya he was 10 stories high if he was a foot.

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u/m-sterspace Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

I find it sadly hilarious that growing up, possibly reinforced because of this episode, everyone romanticized the idea of being an architect. Fast forward 20 years and I'm working at an architecture firm only to hear a coworker talking about how her daughter told her that she wanted to be an architect like her mom, and her mom started crying because she didn't know how to tell her daughter not to because she hated it so much. Straight up one of the most depressing conversations I've ever heard.

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u/I_drive_a_taco Nov 23 '21

Why would someone hate being an architect?

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u/m-sterspace Nov 23 '21

It's a bunch of things, but in general I think it's the fact that most architects go into architecture because they want to design fantastic buildings and spaces, but it turns out that they spend most of their career detailing a stair railing or managing projects.

The actual design work that goes into most buildings and spaces is incredibly minimal. It's like one or a small handful of chief architects making the most interesting and impactful design decisions over the course of like a couple weels, and then like a hundred architects spending the next several years going over tiny minutae and then redoing all that tiny minutae every time another or architect or engineer or client makes a small change to the design.

It doesn't have to be involve so much painstaking manual work, but the architecture and construction industry has only started getting dragged into the 21st century very recently and it's been a long slow drag.

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u/atheros Nov 23 '21

Frank Lloyd Wright designed the Fallingwater house in a few hours.

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u/olkimdamn Nov 24 '21

XD yea, and he soo managed to fit in the budget. And haven't had any problems like: cracking, terrible thermals (cold af), loud (cuz, you know: waterfall). Oh...

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u/Annexerad Nov 23 '21

the customers

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u/norway_is_awesome Nov 23 '21

Then it's settled: /u/SrGrafo is officially George Costanza.

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u/grrangry Nov 23 '21

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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u/barofa Nov 23 '21

Like an old man returning a soup

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u/norway_is_awesome Nov 23 '21

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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u/lovesducks Nov 23 '21

Is that a Titleist?

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u/bradlees Nov 23 '21

So, instead of doing what you normally do… just do the opposite of that.

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u/DVersusWild Nov 23 '21

Did you see that interview today too?

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u/JonnyBhoy Nov 23 '21

Andylay Vandelay.

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u/rob_s_458 Nov 23 '21

Could have gone for city planner. Why limit yourself to just one building when you can design a whole city?

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u/michaelje0 Nov 23 '21

Isn’t it Art Vandelay?

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u/Phroday Nov 23 '21

It is.

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u/SuperGayFig Nov 24 '21

Yet no one cares. We live in a society, people! We’re supposed to have standards!

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u/CyberNinja23 Nov 23 '21

He sells the best latex products

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u/Electronic-Carrot-91 Nov 23 '21

From Vandelay Industries?!

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u/you-can-call-me-al-2 Nov 23 '21

It’s not a lie…if you believe it.

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u/rillip Nov 23 '21

Why is Seinfeld suddenly everywhere again? What happened? What is this 1995?

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u/Azsunyx Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

It's on Netflix now. The younger generations are now experiencing it, and us older millennials are reminiscing...and also realizing all the jokes I didn't get because I was too young to understand

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u/BKlounge93 Nov 23 '21

I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an architect

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u/mr_poopie_butt-hole Nov 24 '21

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

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u/CMDR_Sushin Nov 23 '21

And here I am thinking this acquaintance of yours asked if you had become a spider.

I can read…I swear. >.>

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u/bradlees Nov 23 '21

What ever you do from here CMDR…. Don’t look at his butt. It’s like a knitting machine back there.

Don’t ask me how I know

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u/CMDR_Sushin Nov 23 '21

No kidding! Man, I should really take u/SrGrafo up on his advice. Everything is blurry and looks like hairy ass to me

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u/RaindropBebop Nov 23 '21

The real air blowing out of nose is always in the comments.

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u/Iorem_ipsum Nov 23 '21

Architect here, you are not missing out on what you might think you’re missing out on. Draw more doodles.

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u/jinxie395 Nov 23 '21

I was thinking this. Licensing takes forever and the pay is shit.

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u/blewpah Nov 23 '21

me working towards Architecture with no alternatives other than bartending forever:

"Nope, don't see any comments here"

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u/italianstalian726 Nov 24 '21

It's not as bad of pay as everybody thinks. Do we deserve more? Fuck yes. Comparatively it's shit to other careers that require less work and... welp made myself sad now. Not licensed yet btw but working on those AREs!.... 🥲

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u/nyrg Nov 23 '21

fellow Nile river resident.

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u/specious Nov 24 '21

Life is what you make it. I love being an architect! Maybe that's because I came into it with realistic expectations... Be realistic and well-informed, and you will probably make the right decision!

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u/ragamufin Nov 23 '21

No alternatives?

My buddy dropped out of architecture school and now he makes like 100k a year building houses.

There is always an alternative

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u/HOZZENATOR Nov 24 '21

Honestly, every architect is one G.C. license away from being financially set. Single man design and build firm. Easy to start working and scaling that up.

Maybe some business classes if you're a financial idiot and boom.

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u/Caruso08 Nov 24 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

Unfortunately, Illegal in most places in the US

Edit: Nevermind, apparently it's much more widely accepted than when I graduated

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u/mandy-bo-bandy Nov 23 '21

Right, I'd rather be drawing web comics than writing my third set of meeting minutes today.

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u/SeanCarv Nov 23 '21

Came here to say this. It's a job like all the others.

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u/Agent__Caboose Nov 24 '21

I wouldn't say it's a job like all the others, but it most certainly isn't all show and sprinkles like my architecture school wants to make us believe. I mean... I knew that because I was taught by actual architects in highschool, and not the wannabe Zaha Hadids and FLR's like my university, and that's why I chose it.

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u/DeJMan Nov 23 '21 Silver Wholesome

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Gold Helpful

EDIT Now get out of my property

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u/smitteh Nov 23 '21

slam the damn door close plz

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u/Grotzky Nov 23 '21

That’s what I was waiting for

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u/Wtf_Cowb0y Nov 23 '21

Hey Grafo, you’d say “get off my property.” Weird English translation stuff.

Have a nice day!

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u/kizzle69 Nov 23 '21

Totally should have had a door slam shut that had a sign on it that said "I made this".... Like this... https://i.imgur.com/tUFVep8.png

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u/arthurdentstowels Nov 23 '21

Your edits breathe life into me

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u/dstayton Nov 23 '21

Me a college dropout, “I’m broadening my horizons.”

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u/mianori Nov 23 '21

I can broaden something in you for sure ;)

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Helpful

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u/Brad_Brace Nov 23 '21

¡No Señor Grafo, no se lo permitas, nooooooo!

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u/ittimjones Nov 23 '21

This roughly translates to "I can sell you a permit for that."

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u/VanillaFiraga Nov 23 '21

Rofl, that is not accurate. But it did make me laugh :)

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u/metaStatic Nov 23 '21

This roughly translates to "ROFLMAO"

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u/mz3 Nov 23 '21

Poronga alert

Prepare the ort

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u/broxh Nov 23 '21

He is saying he wants in you

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u/Kinowolf_ Nov 23 '21

I honestly wouldn'tve know that without this comic. Good work

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u/Phoenixilva Nov 23 '21

Hmm, yes. I'm also broadening my Horizons. I happen to be out in the Forbidden West broadening my Horizons.

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u/MoskiNX Nov 23 '21

I’m broadening my horizons in Mexico at the 5th international Forzathon.

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u/kara13 Nov 23 '21

In addition to what /u/TheDoctor100 said, sometimes college is for you, but at a different time.

This college dropout is graduating Magna Cum Laude next month. It just wasn't my time before. I start my Big KidTM job next year.

Basically it's never too late to change the trajectory of your life.

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u/dobbelE Nov 23 '21

Oh, you're an architect? Draw me a house then!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Take My Energy

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u/SloppySealz Nov 23 '21

No landscaping? No garage?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Nov 23 '21 Helpful Burning Cash

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u/tinklewinks Nov 23 '21

Can I pay you in internet points

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u/hmh2nona Nov 23 '21

They can be redeemed for exposure points! That's better than money!!

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u/kopecs Nov 23 '21

Damn, inflation sucks ass

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u/istasber Nov 23 '21

From Oxford dictionary on architecture:

  1. the complex or carefully designed structure of something.

Maybe you're not an architect, but you've clearly mastered edit response architecture.

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Nov 23 '21

Dead curious now: how do you actually not starve to death?

Is there a FAQ / TL;DR / exposé / website / sub-reddit for how we can support you? Asking for a friend that thinks you are, like, kind of brilliant.

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u/drewhead118 Nov 23 '21

based on upvote-to-USD conversion rate of 1 upvote = $0 USD, you're about infinity upvotes short

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u/Phoenixilva Nov 23 '21

Time to put my bot army to work.

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u/Fastermaxx Nov 23 '21

why are you selling yourself so cheap?

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u/Shyftzor Nov 23 '21

Oh you're an architect? Name at least 3 parts of an building!

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u/ballsack-vinaigrette Nov 23 '21

The front. The back. The s.. side?

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u/BlueShiftNova Nov 23 '21

Checks out

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u/EpicMantaRay Nov 23 '21

Ah yes, the content creator dilemma

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u/Cynical_Cyanide Nov 23 '21 Wholesome

A socioeconomics engineer doesn't get memes? Wat

I thought memes WERE the economy of being social?

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u/VanguardDeezNuts Nov 23 '21

No no no a socioeconomic person is someone who relies on society for his economy. In other words, a street corner beggar.

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u/finalnickname Nov 23 '21

Wait you do this for a living for real? That must feel awesome! right? RIGHT!?

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u/perfumedDolphin Nov 23 '21

try exchanging upvotes for milk

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u/FrostByte62 Nov 23 '21

Best I can do is malk

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u/ppppie_ Nov 23 '21

*blows air out of nose*

happy?

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u/ppppie_ Nov 23 '21

*blows air out of nose again*

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u/GregTheMad Nov 23 '21

measures with tape measure hmmm, I'd give it a 7 out of 10.

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u/CallMeAladdin Nov 23 '21

Are you kidding?! That was a perfect 5/7 if I ever saw one.

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u/_Koudelka Nov 23 '21

Is that a 5/7 with or without rice?

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u/_penseroso_ Nov 23 '21

Acceptable blow sounds like something you say to your dealer

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u/save_video Nov 23 '21

This comment

right here

This is what made my mind

You are now my favorite reddit creature

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Nov 23 '21 Silver

"No, my life consists in drawing doodles on Reddit and collecting imaginary points in the hope that someone somewhere blows air out of their nose when they see them. If anything I will draw this encounter and I know you will never see it. And even IF you see it, you wouldn't know it's me because you don't use Reddit and don't even know English well enough to understand the sucking dick I have to do on a daily basis. I have to hope enough people vote it to the front page. That's how karma works. Like Facebook I depend on the algorithm. It makes me feel like Mark Zuckerberg who seems to be fucking crazy, like reptilian or some shit. I have to really reply fast posting anywhere on Reddit that I'm not popular before."

That's what my brain read.

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u/anananananann Nov 24 '21

You have a good brain

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u/The1RGood Nov 23 '21

I architect jokes for sad sad people...

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u/HighBeta21 Nov 23 '21

You made me laugh out loud. You've gone too far Sr. Grafo.

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u/rmorrin Nov 23 '21

I don't get this one :(

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u/tzomby1 Nov 23 '21

he's having a stroke

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u/DiscoEthereum Nov 24 '21

I think OP is using "architect" as a verb but people are reading it as a noun so it sounds like he forgot a word?

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u/EnigmaGuy Nov 23 '21

I, too, followed my dream to be a cowboy astronaut millionaire.

Congrats on your success.

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u/Freethezero Nov 23 '21 Silver

You engineer social interaction through a digital medium*

This is what you say, Mr. Gafo

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u/wtfiwon Nov 23 '21

Channeling your inner George Constanza?

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u/gumogoatsucker Nov 23 '21

Don't you mean Art Vandelay? Or was that just Latex imports and exports?

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 Nov 23 '21

You see that new addition to the Guggenheim? That was me

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u/ralanr Nov 23 '21

Oh boy. I hope I never run into a fellow highschooler who asks if I became a novelist.

Cause I did, just not in the SFW kind…

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u/SC487 Nov 23 '21

You too huh?

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u/gnomejodas Nov 24 '21

writing another furry fanfiction

"Oh shit, here we go again"

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u/TheIndoorOutdoorsman Nov 23 '21

A regular Art Vandelay

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/Bikeboy76 Nov 23 '21

I am an architect,

They call me a butcher,

I am a pioneer,

They call me primitive.

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u/luckydrzew Nov 23 '21

I'm gonna call you Andrew from now on.

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u/compassioncondition Nov 23 '21

Strong George Costanza vibes