r/funny SrGrafo Oct 31 '21 Vote Local! 4 Meow Meow 3 Plucky Cat Paw 3 Silver 3 Wholesome 2

Just put a sheet on me ffs Verified

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u/WillfulRiver Oct 31 '21

Wait did she put the whiskers on the mouth rather than the nose?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

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u/Yarxing Oct 31 '21

Bunnies don't stand like that either, so I feel like you both are taking some liberties there.

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u/HadesInHeaven Oct 31 '21

Person with pet bunny here, honestly the whiskers kinda go all around the cheeks so you could put them wherever on a costume.

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u/evilspud Nov 01 '21

Dick-sters it is

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u/relddir123 Oct 31 '21

Plot twist: no

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u/marcothecoolguy Oct 31 '21

Maybe she mistook the whiskers for a mustache

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u/Naticus105 Oct 31 '21

Next: strongly worded letter to MmeGrafo about the inappropriateness of bunny mouth whiskers.

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u/VerbalCoffee Nov 01 '21

You're the 2nd best bunny I've ever seen.

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u/MankAndInd Oct 31 '21

That's his mustache. The kid aged 10 years from the trauma.

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u/VarietyEmbarrassed83 Oct 31 '21

I thought she was the Cinderella

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u/dobbelE Oct 31 '21

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

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u/_ISeeOldPeople_ Oct 31 '21

Business is hopping, one might say

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Oct 31 '21

Take my upvote and never come back here.

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u/BtenHave Oct 31 '21

Stupid sexy SrGrafo.

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u/tityKruncheruwu Oct 31 '21

Gotta respect the grind

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u/Handpo Oct 31 '21

Do a barrel roll

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

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u/BlackTecno Oct 31 '21

Isn't that just a backflip?

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u/Handpo Oct 31 '21

no no your sister barrel rolling you

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u/Lord_Of_Compliments Nov 01 '21

Do an Aileron roll!

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u/SirFancyPantsBrock Oct 31 '21

Use the boost to get through!

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u/buttux Nov 01 '21

You're becoming more like your father.

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u/ZoiSarah Nov 01 '21

You forgot the whiskers on your mouth

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21 Wholesome

EDIT not sure if my mom loved me or hated me

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u/TheSpySeaBanana Oct 31 '21

She def loved you

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

EDIT Happy ending I guess

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u/TheSpySeaBanana Oct 31 '21

That’s the best kind of ending 🥲

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u/thecheat420 Oct 31 '21

Not from your mom

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u/Fred_Evil Oct 31 '21

Ow, my arms.

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u/dragon870 Nov 01 '21

MOTHERFUCK

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u/mershed_perderders Nov 01 '21

Yeah, that's the spirit!

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u/Venhuizer Oct 31 '21

Doing her best not to make it resemble a clan member

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u/Lopoi Oct 31 '21

Did you ever dress as a duck though?

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u/altousrex Oct 31 '21

If she did did she let you trick or treat at a lemonade stand?

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u/Flapjack_ Oct 31 '21

And she managed to avoid the Klan ghost costume for you too, nice

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u/hunglow13 Oct 31 '21

Always pumpkin? But isn't she Snow White on the first pic?

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u/Labudism Oct 31 '21

The best happy endings are the ones given by your mother.

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u/DemonKyoto Oct 31 '21

Only if your arms are broken tho.

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u/Berzerkerlord Oct 31 '21

In the top image that's a sketchy face just above your right shoulder.

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u/halocyn Oct 31 '21

We always enjoy a good happy ending from your mom.

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u/Leo-Tyrant Nov 01 '21

Nice ghost sneakers.

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u/Lopoi Oct 31 '21

I can see a mother finding that cute, and just thinking you are loving it.

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u/crippling_confusion Oct 31 '21

She loved you, and you were an adorable bunny.

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u/Freelance_Sockpuppet Oct 31 '21

The ears give you the tallest, and therefore best costume. Pretty clear she loved you

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/Alex_c666 Nov 01 '21

🤣🤣🤣😭 you're a good son for obeying 🐰🐇

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u/dstayton Oct 31 '21

Do a cute little bunny dance for us.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

EDIT this is animal abuse

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u/dstayton Oct 31 '21 Wholesome

I don’t see any dancing...

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21 Silver Gold Platinum Wholesome Take My Money Meow Meow Plucky Cat Paw

EDIT...

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u/dstayton Oct 31 '21 Silver

Oh yeah that’s the stuff.

Hits long puff off cigarette

Here’s a silver for your troubles kid.

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u/PubogGalaxy Nov 01 '21

"wow... This is worthless"

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Oct 31 '21

I was having kind of a shitty day until I clicked on that. Thank you.

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u/tityKruncheruwu Oct 31 '21

Ohhhhh yeahhhh

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u/Fartin_LutherKing Nov 01 '21

Oh lawd...this entire thread has made my night lol

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u/slimeboi01 Oct 31 '21

THATS A THICC ASS KID

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u/AedemHonoris Nov 01 '21

Why don't you come and take a seat

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u/WhiteLama Nov 01 '21

Jesus fucking Christ I'm trying so goddamn hard to stifle my laughter while I'm sitting here being bored at this meeting I'm at.

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u/mdkubit Oct 31 '21

I wish I could show you but the photo's with my parents about 2000 miles that way -->

11 year old me, wearing a 'Pac-Man' costume on top of a big winter coat because it was 20 degrees out and snowing.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Oct 31 '21

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u/Lilicus1510 Oct 31 '21

Ok this is super underrated and adorable.

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u/Fartin_LutherKing Nov 01 '21

Totally agree!

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u/mdkubit Oct 31 '21

YES! That's a dead-ringer for the costume I had! XD

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u/relddir123 Oct 31 '21

I remember when my mom dressed me up as the red bird from Angry Birds. Homemade costume too. That was a fun year

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u/Max_Thunder Oct 31 '21

Woah, Angry Birds is already 12 years old.

I was wondering how helluva young someone could possibly be that their mom dressed them up as a bird from Angry Birds.

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u/relddir123 Nov 01 '21

I’m in college right now

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u/nhaines Nov 01 '21 Plucky Cat Paw

Stop, stop, we're already dead!

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u/bunnyrut Nov 01 '21

my mom dressed me up as "Disney"

like, she painted disney world on a wooden board and i walked around with it hanging from my neck.

it went down to almost my feet. it was heavy.

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u/heytherekitkat Oct 31 '21

Isn't angry birds only like five years old

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u/relddir123 Oct 31 '21

The game was first released in 2009, which was 12 years ago.

When I went as the bird for Halloween, the game was about 2 years old.

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u/heytherekitkat Oct 31 '21

Nooooo

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u/Talidel Oct 31 '21

Heh, today was that day.

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u/boomsc Oct 31 '21

Angry birds was released in 2009

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Oct 31 '21

This brings back memories of my mom making my brother wear a vest under his costume and him crying, “ROBIN HOOD ISNT FAT!!!”

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u/Two_Key_Goose Oct 31 '21

She was just modifying it to little John

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Oct 31 '21

Alas, her pleads of, “It’s not fat, it’s muscles!” were for naught.

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u/GeonnCannon Nov 01 '21

20 degrees and snowing in October? Ah, I remember those days...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/jokasx Nov 01 '21

Snow, I'd like to see that in my life.

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u/Hubris2 Nov 01 '21

I don't remember very many Halloween's as a child where you didn't have to wear a heavy outer coat - so the costume over top ended up being pretty minimal. Sou'wester fisherman's hat with a parka = fisherman.

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u/vztekla_liska Nov 01 '21

I was Zorro, Catwoman and Dana Scully.. the catch was that I had to sew and prepare my costumes myself :D

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u/GTX2GvO Oct 31 '21

So that's where the bunnysuit Grafo comes from.

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u/Harleking31 Oct 31 '21

Oh, you were such a cute princess

Edit: it has come to my attention after browsing the comments that you were the bunny

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u/cybermusicman Oct 31 '21

Ralphie?

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u/Trapido Oct 31 '21

Aunt Clara strikes again

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Nov 01 '21

You look like a pink nightmare!

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u/NecroJoe Oct 31 '21

As a kid, my mom used to make all of our costumes. One year, I was meant to be a mouse, but she forgot to cut out the ears, so she told me I was an earless mouse...but told everyone else I was a sperm. She told me to do a little "mouse-y dance", which was squatting down into a ball, and wiggling my tail.

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u/grylathemonster Nov 01 '21

have you been to therapy yet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

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u/TheSpySeaBanana Oct 31 '21

At least you got to dress up as an animal, I went as a banana wayyy too many times

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u/Fixes_Computers Nov 01 '21

A female coworker of mine dressed as a banana on Friday. She tried doing a helicopter with the lower end of the banana. It didn't work well due to the construction of the costume.

I saw her gyrating and I asked, "are you trying to helicopter?" She about died laughing.

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u/TheSpySeaBanana Nov 01 '21

I went as banana batman this year, and would just bonk random people with my banana(also due to inability to gyrate)

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u/thescottishmaniac Oct 31 '21

I can’t tell if the blush is red paint or marker.

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u/Aenrichus Oct 31 '21

Neither, notice how he has them without the costume? That's all natural!

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u/Obscuraend Oct 31 '21

I had no imagination just denim

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u/216horrorworks Oct 31 '21

Was this, by chance, an Xmas present from an Aunt Clara one year?

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u/NormieSpecialist Oct 31 '21

You’re adorable!

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u/Zv0n Oct 31 '21

just put a sheet on me

Grafo mom: "Sheets do NOT grow on trees!"

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u/darukhnarn Oct 31 '21

You still looked spooky : )

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u/Silvernomiko Oct 31 '21

Love the unevennpants/sock show. Super cute, Chibi Grafo. :D

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u/NYstate Oct 31 '21

If you had a sheet on would you be a dead bunny or a ghost bunny?

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u/Tleilaxu Oct 31 '21

Should've gone as Bunnicula!

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u/legolasvin Oct 31 '21

"No bunny at all, always NO BUNNY AT ALL!"

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u/LikeWhyMee Oct 31 '21

This made me giggle

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u/M5F90 Oct 31 '21

You're missing a carrot

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u/AzurEdge3290 Oct 31 '21

Big chungus before it was cool

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u/Lopoi Oct 31 '21

This is lore I wasnt expecting

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u/safetypants Oct 31 '21

Still better than Spider-Man with a windshield scraper.

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u/Kondrias Oct 31 '21

Well. You ended up dead on the inside. At least... so that partially counts as being a ghost right?

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u/Meracoid Oct 31 '21

My mom made me C3-PO which was so hard to breathe in.

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u/Zolo49 Oct 31 '21

SrGrafo with the second-most interesting costume here, only losing out to whoever Snow White and Pinocchio are staring at off to the side.

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u/KibaTeo Oct 31 '21

Your mom was in the right, a bunny costume is time sensitive since it might be weird and creepy when you get older but cute on a kid.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI Oct 31 '21

That’s the face of one happy kid for sure

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u/yologuy231 Oct 31 '21

You're cosplaying Snow White?

NICE

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u/Dupleksas Oct 31 '21

She made you ladies magnet

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u/AlanMichel Oct 31 '21

Are you from South Florida?

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u/Luchin212 Oct 31 '21

That may be as bad as wearing a ghost. Under the sheets it gets really hot.

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u/tzoiman Oct 31 '21

That look when a pill that your mamma gave didnt do anything at all

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u/DanOfRivia Oct 31 '21

Man the ears are 40% the size of the whole costume!

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u/Paige_Railstone Oct 31 '21

That sucks. Kids should get to pick what they go as. I did trick-or-treating with my niece for two years. She chose to be broccoli one year and a mailbox the next. It was awesome, and half the fun was making the costumes with her.

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u/marcothecoolguy Oct 31 '21

She should have dressed you up as an edit

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u/caniuserealname Oct 31 '21

I mean, with how high those ears stick up adding a sheet to the costume probably wouldn't be a good idea.

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u/diaperpoop_ Oct 31 '21

You’ll look better as Snow White

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u/Cow_Plant Oct 31 '21

Is that real rabbit fur?

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u/SplitSecond01 Oct 31 '21

Everyone looking at the bunny while I'm thinking the pinnochio nose looks photoshopped.

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u/volthunter Oct 31 '21

You underestimate her wisdom, when you slap a sheet on a kid they start looking a bit... political.

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u/kellzone Oct 31 '21

He looks like a pink nightmare.

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u/mostlybadopinions Nov 01 '21

Yellow Crayon for me. The day before our preschool Halloween, we all sat in a circle and said what we were gonna be. I didn't actually know, so I said "Ninja Turtle." Told my mom when I got home, and she said "No, you're gonna be a Yellow Crayon. A stupid fucking Yellow Crayon. You'll forget most of your costumes when you grow up, but you won't forget being dressed like this dumb, stupid, pointy yet flaccid Yellow Crayon."

Or that's how I remember it.

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u/GeenMachine Nov 01 '21

Reddit - Cheaper than therapy.

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u/NarneX2 Nov 01 '21

50% ears, 50% sad

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u/angk500 Oct 31 '21

You should smile some more!

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u/thegabe87 Oct 31 '21

Is this canon?

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u/dublinmoney Oct 31 '21

What is the joke here?

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u/Yukimare Oct 31 '21

I was made to be a hunk of a spiderman for Halloween when I was 6.

I'm trans and was known by my bio mom, but she was in denial. And I have a camera phobia.

That photo was..... Hell.

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u/FOXfaceRabbitFISH Oct 31 '21

Alright, you’re great zombie!

Good times here at the waterfront village..

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u/squiddy555 Oct 31 '21

I’m going back in time specially to make fun of you

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u/hutchallen Oct 31 '21

Chad mom, expectations subverted

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u/eccle-cake Oct 31 '21

It’s either white bunny or no bunny at all

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u/nogoodgreen Oct 31 '21

My mom forcibly painted a moustache on me for a Bandito costume she wanted me to wear.

All i wanted to be was Jabba The Hutt.

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u/opex100 Oct 31 '21

Pinocchio got the Cheeto nose though

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u/TheJunklest Oct 31 '21

At least you don't have mean parents like dick-nose, back there.

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u/AggressiveParfait827 Oct 31 '21

Now you wish you were a real ghost

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u/Robobvious Oct 31 '21

Halloween was ruined for me when I found out the tail of my Tigger costume was NOT bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. The most horrible thing about Halloween was I nearly broke my ass.

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u/Rasta-Lion Oct 31 '21

This photo smells like Portuguese...

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u/NitrousIsAGas Oct 31 '21

And that was the last time a female touched him.

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u/AmanApp Oct 31 '21

The bottom picture was taken last week.

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u/FilGoncalves Oct 31 '21

Well... Better be a rabbit than a bee... Just like I was when I was like 4 years old...

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u/mahniguh Oct 31 '21

Lmao look at that Pinocchio in the back

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u/OverHaze Oct 31 '21

You just gave someone with Leporiphobia the biggest scare of their life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

Cute af

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u/iBEATmyMEATtoMUCH Oct 31 '21

That actually u homie?

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u/notYourBusiness69 Oct 31 '21

How about we make you scary ghost costume

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

my mom made me be bugs bunny and my bro a cat. id rather b the cat

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u/SIRasdf23 Oct 31 '21

Why do all old photos feel like they were pulled out of a box in a serial killer's murder basement?

Like the lighting always makes it look like they were shot in a pitch black room.

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u/boneboy247 Oct 31 '21

At least it doesn't say DICK THE BIRTHDAY BOY

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u/SharpJustin1 Oct 31 '21

please don't do that mom =(

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u/Kadzig Oct 31 '21

you didn't find the rosy cheek circles, the rosy cheek circles found you

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u/Quantum1313 Oct 31 '21

You looked like a cute ghost!

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u/pranthlar Oct 31 '21

A virgin?

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u/Qasyefx Oct 31 '21

Bro I feel you. My mom sent me as "a starry sky" once. Blue sheet with a few yellow stars on it. I'm still traumatised almost thirty years later

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u/Luonnonoikukas Oct 31 '21

I have always been afraid of spiders

Guess what costume my mother bought me for kindergarten Halloween.

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u/ItsMeTK Oct 31 '21

Posts like this make me glad my religious parents didn’t do Halloween.

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u/TheRandyDeluxe Oct 31 '21

Bro those high tops were fly as fuck damn

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u/Talidel Oct 31 '21

Oh she put a sheet on you alright.

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u/Yokokaijin Oct 31 '21

Aw you're such a cute little grumpy bunny!

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u/JDAbe94 Nov 01 '21

Mom knows best lol

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u/Tuna_Sushi Nov 01 '21

Photo from 2 years ago, right before COVID hit.

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u/soapyxdelicious Nov 01 '21

I wanted to be Goku from DBZ, but instead she dressed me up as an M&M...

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u/dallin06 Nov 01 '21

You looking good as Snow White buddy

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u/redpandaeater Nov 01 '21

The old sheet ghost was always our second costume if we felt like going around the neighborhood again getting more candy.

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u/AE_WILLIAMS Nov 01 '21

I take it Pinocchio behind you was given quite a bit of attention that year, the little liar.