r/facepalm 4d ago

I just want a hug 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/CeeArthur 4d ago

This is just wrong. I'm 35 and I'm also completely useless.

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u/spacecadet6966 4d ago edited 3d ago

Stop sex-based discrimination. All us humans are equally worthless.

Cept for this guy who does gardening for my mother in law. That guy is really a gem.

EDIT: OKAY. Please stop sexualising this. Like what is wrong with people? ‘He trims her hedges?’ ‘He’s trying to get into her pants’. JFC are people this disgusting?

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u/frost-raze 3d ago

Stop human-based discrimination. All animals are equally worthless

Except that guy’s guy who does gardening for his mother in law

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u/Amphibionomus 3d ago

Why stop there? All molecules are worthless! Atoms too!

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u/novaMyst 3d ago

exept the atoms that make up that guys guy who does gardening for his mother in law

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u/LargeFly8279 3d ago

Those are special atoms

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u/Justin_Uddaguy 3d ago

And his dog/cat/turtle.

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u/-_Anonymous__- 3d ago

Protons, neutrons and electrons are useless.

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u/SidWishes 3d ago

Morons are worse

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u/Mission_Progress_674 3d ago

Don't forget us quarks - Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top an Bottom.

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u/jjusmc1995 3d ago

All quarks are useless

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u/PotatoeArtist-inator 3d ago

You forgot the morons

(THIS IS A JOKE I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE)

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u/-_Anonymous__- 3d ago

How would this offend anyone?

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u/PotatoeArtist-inator 3d ago

i have offended people by accident multiple times because of my dumb jokes and i really dont want it to happen

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u/-_Anonymous__- 3d ago

oh ok. I get it. Sometimes I do that to.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago edited 3d ago

Animals (including bugs and whatnot) are the only living things on this earth that aren’t worthless.

And my in-laws gardener literally also works as a nurse for my 60+ year old in-laws and their 90+ year old parents. Without asking for more money than he’s paid as a gardener. He’s so poor he can’t even afford a normal non-smart phone. While calling everyone useless he is the only person who came to my mind. If there’s someone like that you’d like to include, then by all means. Otherwise please don’t mock him.

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u/Hapless_Asshole 3d ago

You know, maybe instead of rushing to judgement, you ask the question, "Why don't your in-laws and their parents pay him better?"

You have no idea what the situation is. None. Nor, for that matter, do I. Maybe it is a case of gross exploitation, but we don't get to make that call. Your statements of "should" and "shameful" are uncalled for.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago

Unfortunately it is not. I live in a country where the average salary is like 250$ a month. What my in-laws can’t do in terms of money, they make up for by feeding him thrice a day, and doing whatever else they can. Every time their kids are in town, they make it a point to give him extra (as much as they can). My in-laws are retired, and handle the medical expenses of their parents as well as manage a crumbling house (none of their siblings contribute what a shocker). They have no income except the money my father-in-law received after his retirement.

It’ll sound bad but since the majority of reddit is made up of Americans there’s this terrible attitude of condescending judgement which they don’t like if given back to them. It’s as if the belief is that america is the whole world. As a non-american redditor, it is both grating and annoying to encounter all the time. It feels low-key racist.

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u/Opheliac12 3d ago

Meals made by people who respect and care about you is a very valuable contribution. They all sound like kind people.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago edited 3d ago

They are. Certainly they’re better than my family which is both nice and depressing. What they don’t have in terms of money they make up for in terms of doing things like this.

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u/Freddie_Rainbow 3d ago

Actually, the majority of Redittors are non-Americans. Americans just think they're the majority.

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u/Hapless_Asshole 3d ago

Nah, not racist -- a lot of people do it to lily-white Europeans and Aussies. I've seen it a lot, and you're right. It's condescending and rude. It's a product of living in a humongous country with only two borders. They have no frame of reference for other cultures or economies.

It's just sheer ignorance, bordering on xenophobia.

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u/Ghawk134 3d ago

I'm not sure it's due to having two borders. Many Americans are racists even to those on our borders. In the south, "Mexican" functions as a slur for anyone from a country south of the US. This is due to cultural reinforcement and a piss-poor public education system (speaking as someone who attended public school in the south for at least some of my academic career). Even private schools in the south are problematic, as my private catholic high school history teacher made an impassioned argument to our American history class that the Civil War was about economics and not racial discrimination. That the war was instigated by the northern states and their desire to oppress southern states who depended on slave labor.

Americans have little concept of other cultures because the value of other cultures isn't taught in schools. We're taught American history and American values. The most we learn about other countries is that we beat them in wars. This is what happens when government controls the curriculum.

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u/Ill-Detective 3d ago

No. Gnats are useless. Scientists pretty much agree that they serve no purpose on the food chain. They just exist.

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u/reddit_is_so_toxic 3d ago

I disagree. I am an animal. I also bug a lot of ppl. Am worthless at many things. Sometimes even swallowing without choking. Even farting goes wrong at times.

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u/Top_File_8547 3d ago

Some animals are quite delicious so I wouldn’t say they are worthless.

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u/sinandbarbasol 3d ago

My car is the equivalent of 33, and she’s entirely useless.

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u/AradinaEmber 3d ago

Idk man, animals are pretty great

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u/Some-Imagination9782 4d ago

He sure is a gem.

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u/spacecadet6966 4d ago

You should see my mother-in-law’s garden. It’s beautiful

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u/Some-Imagination9782 3d ago

I believe you! Especially since her gardener is the exception

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u/Inthaneon 3d ago

Pics? Preferably with the gardener in shot.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’ll put it up tomorrow on r/gardening when he’s here tomorrow morning.

EDIT: I’ve put up a few pictures of the garden from earlier this year. I’ll put up another photo with my mother-in-law and the gardener. She recently grew what these guys call natural shampoo ginger (it’s ginger that basically foams and can be used as a natural shampoo) and I’ll put up a photo of that too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/comments/q7zgqa/these_are_pictures_of_my_motherinlaws_garden_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Geektomb 3d ago

Once you do, we will share how worthy he is there.

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u/Funkmonkey23 3d ago

And share with him how worthy he is. Dude has plenty of people trying to tell him he's average.

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u/WhatEver405 3d ago

RemindMe! 1 day

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u/frood_not_food 4d ago

A beautiful bush indeed

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u/BigJigly69 'MURICA 3d ago

Can you post a picture of the garden on reddit?

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u/mmmmshrek 3d ago

stop human-based discrimination. all us dumb animals are equally worthless

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u/Lyracuse 3d ago

Unfortunately we live in a world now where every word is twisted to be an innuendo of some kind. When I was younger it didn't bother me so much because I saw it as humor, but I'm realizing now that the older I get the less I want to even talk to people cuz I can't say certain (most) words without it cascading into a compilation if lewd remarks.

Most words have been stripped of their meaning entirely, like moist; God fucking forbid I say moist. Like IT'S STILL A FUCKING WORD WITH A REGULAR NON-SEXUAL MEANING SO CAN YOU GROW TF UP FOR A SECOND THERE, CHAD? Moist doesn't need to set everyone off. I had a co-worker that would shudder evert time I uttered it (we had a bakery in our cafe that boasted cakes, cupcakes, etc..) and it got really aggravating that I couldn't use the word to describe a cupcake without him "getting the jeebies".

It went from being funny to exhausting real quick.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago

Right? I get it’s funny but it’s like why everywhere? Do you have to turn everything into a sex joke? Are people that sex starved or porn addicted that you can’t even discuss a gardener without it turning into something about fucking like jfc.

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u/Lyracuse 3d ago

That's really the thing, is that it's everywhere all the time. It oversaturates everything that it's started stripping the humor away entirely. Where I used to chuckle, now I just sigh and roll my eyes because I've grown up to realize it's gotten old. Or I have. Or both, lol.

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u/bumblyburg 3d ago

Bender 2024: Kill all humans. you meatbags had your chance

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u/scandyflick88 3d ago

I'll have you know I'm at least twice as worthless as the average man.

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u/CrypticResponseMan 3d ago

Speak for the poors.

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u/oldcoldbellybadness 3d ago

I'll pick up the ball. All us poor are equally worthless probably deep in the red

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u/CrypticResponseMan 3d ago

As a poor, can confirm. Every time I try to get out of the red, something else knocks me further into it. If the eviction moratorium had only held til at least october…

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u/lazyfingersy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Young men need to unite and show her their power. Prove her wrong.

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u/oldcoldbellybadness 3d ago

What's the point? If we're all united, then we've already had smashed and dashed, leaving behind enough trauma that she's still thinking about us so much that she is forced to vent to the media about it. I just hope Ben doesn't get jealous and try to start a physical fight with hundreds of millions of men over this

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u/MC_Elio81 4d ago

Gotcha beat. 40 and totally useless.

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u/Ki_te_kootore 3d ago

1985 was a good year, amirite?

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u/CeeArthur 3d ago

I was born in 86, but maybe. As long as Billie Joel was still putting out music

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u/Magi-Cheshire 3d ago

She didn't say men over 33 aren't useless, she said men under 33 are. It still holds true based on your input.

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u/RonaldMcSchlong 3d ago

Well the article title isn't discriminating against men over 33, just saying men under 33 are useless and I can confirm.

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 3d ago

Turning 33 soon. So long, virgins!

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u/Moose_Cake 3d ago

Turns 33

Suddenly from a nearby closet: "It's turkey time. Gobble. Gobble."

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u/EmeraldHuntsman 3d ago

This made me exhale loudly through my nose. Thank you

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u/psyopia 3d ago

Mf lol

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u/Clau-10 3d ago

Lmao

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u/WinBrosXP 3d ago

J-Lo's age is 52. Following the "age appropriate dating rule" 52 / 2 + 7 = 33. Hmmmmm

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u/kokoberry4 3d ago

Even if it's somewhat appropriate, 33 is still very young compared to 52 in regards to life experience. I'm sure this line wasn't taken out of context at all and she didn't just express that she isn't intetested in 20-somethings anymore.

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u/konohasaiyajin 3d ago

Of course that's what happened.

She can be seen quickly swiping left on a number of men in their twenties, before telling Brooke that “guys, until they’re 33, are really useless”.

Not sure why this is the subject they are writing about, but I guess Yahoo Finance had nothing better to do back in 2019. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-lopez-says-men-age-33-really-useless-160358837.html

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u/rengam 3d ago

You would think they'd at least stick an article like that in the lifestyle / entertainment section. Finance?

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u/Darcy_2021 3d ago

I think she has about half a billion of dollars. Finance people somehow need her opinion on what kind of men she finds useless.

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u/Farron2019 3d ago

rofl we really like to make news about nothing

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u/Expensive-Pie 3d ago

I'm 20 so following the appropriate dating rule , I can date a 17 year old?

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u/MysticalMummy 3d ago

3 year age difference isn't bad.

In my state 17 is age of consent, but there is also a 3 year difference rule, mostly to prevent parents from calling the cops on a 17 year old dating their 16 year old daughter.

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u/Brilliant-Network-28 3d ago

I wonder how low it gets? In my country age of consent is 18 years old and quite a few people want to increase it to 20/21 years old.

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u/PaperDistribution 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lol, what country? In my country, they want voting rights at 16.

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u/topkeknub 3d ago

Here in Austria we get to vote AND fuck at age of 16.

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u/dedasdude 3d ago

I mean the govt fucks us anyway.....

(No matter the country)

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u/Brilliant-Network-28 3d ago

Here in india you get to vote and fuck at 18

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u/Bashed_to_a_pulp 3d ago

voting at 16? sheeeiiitt.

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u/CykoTom 3d ago

Who are "they"?

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u/PaperDistribution 3d ago edited 3d ago

The parties that are gonna form the new coalition. I guess I should use "we" because I voted for one of them.

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u/Chairchucker 3d ago

This was really weird for the millisecond where I thought you were saying the 17 year old had a 16 year old daughter.

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u/CozyCauldron 3d ago

Yes, although remember that that is the lowest age where it is possible to not be super creepy, not some Magic absolution number.

The rule is basically for people who have zero sense of what might be appropriate; if you are not challenged that way, you should just use your own judgement.

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u/DolanTheCaptan 3d ago

Personally I just started university and it would feel weird to date a high schooler, even if she is just one year younger than me.

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u/vyrelis 3d ago edited 3d ago

Depends heavily on the context. Do you hang around high schools because you peaked in high school and found a naive junior who thinks you're cool? Weird. Do you have college classes together/are coworkers? It happens, it's not like your specific gap will widen. Is it someone you knew when they were 14 and you've been waiting until you could "get away with it"? Well...

Tldr, are your circumstances a adolescent or mature environment, that you both participate in

Note: this is specifically for 20-17, after that you're in a different mental place than a teenager and you need to find someone at your maturity level.

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u/Paincake990 3d ago

What kinda dumb rule is that

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u/ineedabuttrub 4d ago

You probably shouldn't listen to any random, unqualified celebrity just because they're a celebrity. This is how we get people shoving rocks in their vaginas thinking it'll promote some crystal healing bullshit.

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u/VesuvianVillain 4d ago

Is that a thing that happened? Asking for a friend’s vagina.

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u/HeatherReadsReddit 4d ago

Look up Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop Jade Egg.

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u/spacecadet6966 4d ago

Oh god. Whenever I think about that it makes me laugh. Like who tf thought shoving a foreign object up your vag could be dangerous? I mean TSS is obviously a conspiracy right?

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u/AriaSymphony 3d ago

Have you ever heard of coffee enemas? Shoving coffee up your butt hole basically

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u/ShortFatFannie 3d ago

Do they use hot coffee or cold?

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u/valentijngig 3d ago

Asking the real question

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u/Quigley_Down_Under 3d ago

Pumpkin spice latte for me please

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u/duderos 3d ago

Extra farty, extra foamy

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u/no33limit 3d ago

It's called Rumpkin spice.

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u/mleshn 3d ago

Only mochachinos

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u/decadecency 3d ago

Obviously hot, or they'd specify it by saying iced coffee.

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate 3d ago

In 18th century London people used to actually blow real tobacco smoke up the asses of the nearly drowned to revive them. There were emergency kits along most all waterways for a couple of generations.

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u/spacecadet6966 3d ago

Futurama had one of those.

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 3d ago

“I’ll take that to go please.”

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u/frednoname1 3d ago

Cocaine is much better, booze too.

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u/thedankening 3d ago

There's an episode of 'my strange addiction' or whatever it's called that has a couple who are obsessed with coffee enemas. Dozens of enemas a day between them. Iirc they were convinced coffee was "unclean" to drink or some nonsense and putting it up their butts is the proper way.

Fucking weird man. They talked about how invigorated it made them feel and, they'd become miserable and irritable without doing multiple enemas a day. They refused to accept that was cause they were literally boofing insane amounts of caffeine. They just thought butt coffee was super special, like they'd stumbled upon some miracle cure. Smh

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u/Morganelefay 3d ago

My eyes would like to file charges against you for exposing them to this bullshit.

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u/D3ATH_Follows_All 3d ago

Alright, start up the Nuremburg War Trials...

Gwyneth Paltrow is next on the chopping block for her stupidity and greed

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u/JillyMarie1987 3d ago

I knew it had something to do with Goop Lady.

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u/teufler80 3d ago

Oh god why

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u/WeeBabySeamus 3d ago

Too much money and free time? Deluded sense of “a better way of living”? So many potential reasons

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u/waisonline99 3d ago

Only if theres a demonstration video.

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u/SlaYooo6 3d ago

Dont be fooled by the rocks that she's got...

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u/RedPine1234 3d ago

She’s still Jenny on the block!

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u/usernamesuggestion44 3d ago

Don't listen to the guy commenting on her too. I mean he went for Thanos when Sonic the hedgehog was right there...

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u/RockyMountainHigh- 4d ago

They don't? 😁

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u/Invincibleprimus 4d ago

So like are there certain types of rocks to use instead?

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u/ineedabuttrub 3d ago

Gwyneth Paltrow pushes these.

Please don't buy them unless you just want to shove a rock in your vagina. And even then, don't support her.

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u/gymger 3d ago

The most infamous one was made of jade, which is porous thus and not at all safe for vaginal use.

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u/screechingmedic 3d ago

This article was taken out of context

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u/myname_isnot_kyal 3d ago

the full quote was actually "Men under the age of 33 are really useless at being the age of 34. They just can't do it."

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u/infecthead 3d ago

she said this while flicking through Tinder, it's obviously a comment made in jest but let's not let that get in the way of a good witch-hunt

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u/marshozony 3d ago

I love this comment made me laugh and i agree celebrities are most often the worse people to take advice from

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u/Josysclei 4d ago

She carefuly chose 33 not to say Jesus was useless

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u/The_Skeletor_ 3d ago

Was Jesus born a 33 year old man?

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u/RavenclawMuggle 3d ago

Jesus was never useful

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u/ThisIsMyGameAccount 3d ago

He was a carpenter. That's useful.

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u/Ghstfce 3d ago

Seriously, he was supposed to be the first man in flight, but could only live long enough for them to finish the kite frame!

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u/theObfuscator 3d ago

I mean he told a lot of people to quit being ducks to each other and take car of the poor and the downtrodden… that’s a really good message. Not his fault so many people fucked that up so bad

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u/DeusCanis420 3d ago

"Steal cars from the poors and don't act like ducks" - Jesus, apparently

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u/backcourtjester 3d ago

Book of 2nd Opinions Chapter 420 verse 69

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u/RavenclawMuggle 3d ago

Honestly if I could be a duck, not even Jesus could stop me

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino 3d ago

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized Jesuses or one Jesus-sized duck?

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u/BootesVoids 3d ago

I’ll take the Jesus-sized duck for $500 Alex.

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u/shewy92 3d ago

Uh, this means he was exclusively useless though. He died the age where she said men start being useful.

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u/ImaNerdBro 4d ago edited 3d ago

This is dumb but as someone who just turned 33 today, this was an auspicious post that cheered me up.

EDIT: Thanks reddit fam for the bday wishes!

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u/JillyMarie1987 3d ago

I just turned 34 this year and it was the first time I didn't really want to even think about it. Ugh.

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u/myname_isnot_kyal 3d ago

grats on one year of being useful

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u/SoftBellyButton 3d ago

Happy bday.

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 3d ago

happy birthday

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u/DoneDoof 3d ago

I mean should she be dating anyone younger than that anyways

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u/AirbagOff 4d ago

At least I didn’t star in “Gigli”.

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u/AradinaEmber 3d ago

You also didn't star in Ice Age Continental Drift Arctic Games for the Wii, Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo DS, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360.

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u/Psko88 3d ago

I bet she didnt even say it like that, just media doing media things

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u/CrunchyGummies 4d ago

Isn't her actual name "Mitch Connor"?

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u/Hingl_McCringleberry 3d ago

Fulfill all my weeshes with your Taco flavoured keeses

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u/Babylon4All 3d ago

That's almost a 20yr difference in age... So yeah I can see that

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u/Joeari420 3d ago

Thanos? You mean Shang-Chi

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u/BackIn2019 3d ago

Ikr, Thanos didn't collect rings.

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u/Freddie_Rainbow 3d ago

something something Sauron something

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u/justoFor0131 3d ago

Im under 33 and can confirm, I am indeed useless.

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u/OkMakei 3d ago

53 here and still useless. I want my money back

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u/kilomaan 3d ago

I think it’s called experience… wisdom

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u/klc3rd 3d ago

Jokes on her, I’m turning 34 this month and I’m still useless

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u/RYPIIE2006 3d ago

I mean… im 15 and i can tell that i am definitely useless

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u/JaySayMayday 3d ago

Your brain hasn't even fully developed at that age, a lot of important body parts like your eyes are still going through some big changes. You're not useless, you're still growing and developing.

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u/BrainSoda 4d ago

Isn’t she on her sixth or seventh engagement as of right now?

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u/jfryk 3d ago

Pretty standard for any gender in showbusiness

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u/Ellistrae 3d ago edited 3d ago

She has been engaged and married a few times that being said some of them were not her fault. When her and her last guy broke up i did some research because all the comments like the one in the photo and learned a bit. I think one was because he didnt like the fact she was in the limelight it wasnt for him and there were a few she was cheated on i know her last she got cheated on. And i can never hate on a person who backs out on a marriage before they get married because the realized they were not meant to be before they tied a knot.

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u/WeeBabySeamus 3d ago

Celebrity relationships are weird. They meet other people in the public limelight and have that shared experience but is that enough to sustain a relationship? The extra level of potential for jealousy when both people crave / are used to some level of public recognition also doesn’t help. Toss on difference in earning potential and it’s hard not to be surprised when marriages actually work out long term.

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u/rakminiov 3d ago

They prob attacked her on coin masters... SMH...

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u/pictorem_secundus- 3d ago

As as 34yo male, I can confirm that I’ve been absolutely useless up until now.

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u/MrPuppyBliss 4d ago

That comment made me laugh.

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u/theundercoverpapist 4d ago

Unfortunately for us and our criticism of Jennifer Lopez, J.R.R. Tolkien seemed to be under a similar impression and he's someone from whom I'd actually take relationship advice. In his books, Hobbits weren't considered to be adults until 33.

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u/IsaRos 3d ago

So maybe J-Lo is just a big LOTR fan…?

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u/Freddie_Rainbow 3d ago

Hence all the engagement rings. See? It all makes sense.

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u/theundercoverpapist 3d ago

Holy shit, you're right!

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u/IsaRos 3d ago

Or she‘s a hedgehog…

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u/JaySayMayday 3d ago

Hobbits aren't humans though. If we're going by races that Tolkien penned, a senior would be considered a small child to an elf.

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u/theundercoverpapist 3d ago

Very true. But Tolkien did model the Shire to be his idea of the best society.

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u/Suns-Of-Ain 3d ago

One of the best men I ever knew, was only 17 when I met him... I was 19 and going through some shit, my new friend was a beacon of positivity, logical thinking and kindness.

Yeah many people are dicks or immature before a certain age but one size doesn't fit all. RIP John Saxon, you were an exceptional human being.

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u/OkMakei 3d ago

That was a beatiful tribute. RIP John Saxon.

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u/Hungdismembered 3d ago

31 and Useless as a chair..sit on my face.

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u/Academic_Speaker_558 4d ago

We are all equally worthless.

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u/PubicGalaxies 4d ago

Ok. Stop being triggered pansies. She’s pretty easy to ignore on this totally arbitrary number philosophy .

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u/jwill602 4d ago

Also, I’m guessing this was taken out of context.

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u/niktemadur 3d ago

Most likely. Gossip publications perfected the dark art of clickbait long before the rest of the media. Then it exploded like a malignant spore on the internet and infected everything within reach.

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u/PubicGalaxies 4d ago

Also likely.

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u/Academic_Speaker_558 4d ago

At first, I read this as "triggered penises," and somehow, it made even more sense. Totally let down when I read it correctly.

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u/PubicGalaxies 4d ago

My humblest of apologies. Lol. The Penis mightier than the sword. ;-)

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u/spacecadet6966 4d ago

A penish mightier? I’d like one of thoshe trebek

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u/JillyMarie1987 3d ago

So sad Trebek is gone. Have so many memories watching Jeopardy with my family. Especially my Grandma, who died on Mother's Day. Waaah. ☹️

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u/rayshmayshmay 4d ago

“The mind is a beautiful thing…”

Or so says my mind so might be a little bias

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u/sg3niner 4d ago

People that get triggered by this are morons.

Leaving aside that the headline is probably out of context, it's not like you've got a shot with her anyway, so what the fuck does it matter?

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u/SoVerySleepy81 3d ago

From what I’m seeing online it has to do with a woman looking for a stable relationship and lots of relationship experts are agreeing with her because men generally want to settle down later than women. I’m not a relationship expert, I’m not a statistician, and I don’t know much about most men so I don’t know if it’s true or not but it seems like that headline was all about stirring people up more than anything else which isn’t surprising it’s Yahoo.

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u/Sangi17 3d ago

What are the chances this quote is taken completely out of context?

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u/InfernoMink 3d ago

I think she meant guys with less than $33M are useless to her.

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u/zoltar-wisdom 3d ago

I mean I’m 33 & pretty useless, so that’s exciting since that means I’ve only got a year to go before I really see my usefulness skyrocket.

Thanks Janifur Lopiss

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u/Papabear3339 3d ago

Jennifer gets a power up for every ring she collects, just like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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u/dmleon2 4d ago

Look at that neck tho

That girl could swallow a mason jar

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u/lonelynightm 3d ago

Can we stop fucking reposting this garbage? It's taken from a tinder dating thing where celebrities find matches for people and it is clearly a joke because after she said that she matched the person with someone who was under 33.

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u/stinkymothballs 3d ago

Why stop at 33? Try 65?

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u/frednoname1 3d ago

She is 100percent right I was worthless then and now I'm less than useless.

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u/KennKennyKenKen 3d ago

Opinion = advice?

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u/OwlExMachina 3d ago

And my HR department says that men and workers after 35 in general are useless. So, golden age of the man is 33-35, I guess.

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u/Nanosubmarine 3d ago

Phew I barely made it

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u/solcrav 3d ago

Chica, wth happened to ur neck

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u/Paradoxic-Mind 3d ago

Sighs relief in over 33