r/cats 7d ago Faith In Humanity Restored 1 Bravo Grande! 1 Silver 31 Platinum 1 Helpful 32 Wholesome 46

Need name Ideas! Adorable Male kitty who was rescued from a meth lab Cat Picture

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u/AintthatDAtruth 7d ago

Good I'm happy to see everyone is well ahead on the Breaking Bad references. Good work people.

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u/elfwriter 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Heisenderp.

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u/won_tonimobae 7d ago

IMO his needs to be up higher

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u/Sedna_90377 7d ago

This is the one

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Autumn988 7d ago

Heisenpurrrg

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u/amurderofcrows9 7d ago

I was gonna say Cleetus but all the Breaking Bad references are more relevant lol

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u/oldfrenchwhore 7d ago

See…I was gonna say Metthew

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u/spinx248 7d ago

Meth ball

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u/Pug_Dad 7d ago

Heisenflurff

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u/[deleted] 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Eureka!

Walter

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u/canadainuk 7d ago

The correct answer. Also it’s a blue cat so it’s purrfect.

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u/nottellingunosytwat 7d ago

Crystal cat

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u/Tumble-Data 7d ago

😭

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u/nottellingunosytwat 7d ago

This cat is 99.1% pure. The other 0.9% is dog.

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u/lickerishsnaps 7d ago

"Jesse, it's time to cook!"

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u/NotTheCancerous 7d ago

JESSE WHERES THE METH JESSE

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u/Szotyi72 7d ago

JESSER WHERE IS THE COCAINER

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u/MadKatTheGreat 7d ago

In mainnoise mester whiter

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u/NotTheCancerous 7d ago

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE COCAINE IN YOUR CUM JAR JESSE

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u/CatGamer_118 7d ago

Mm, cockaine

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u/badolcatsyl 7d ago

Mt white... i require methé

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u/Thi5G 7d ago

YO MESTER WHAT SCIAENCE BIATCH

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u/polymathjack 7d ago

You mean, Metthe?

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u/IgnorantGoose 7d ago

Husseinberg, are you crazy yo? We cant cook in Ramadan!

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u/Arsenal019 7d ago

Complete the cook

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u/BetterCaIlSauI 7d ago

Bettet Call Saul!

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u/ExO_o 7d ago

good to know i'm not the only one who immediately thought of walter when i heard meth lab and male

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u/H_I_McDunnough 7d ago

Yeah, but he escaped, so Jesse works better.

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u/nottellingunosytwat 7d ago

Or Captain Cook lol

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u/Kattaddict 7d ago edited 7d ago Silver Helpful

Make them think...Heisenberg.

Edit: Holy cow! Wasn't expecting so many upvotes for this. Thankful for all y'all today!

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u/Ruas_Onid 7d ago

What about… tuco

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u/Kattaddict 7d ago

Love this!

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u/OGgunter 7d ago

I was thinking Pinkman

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u/asleepcrypto 7d ago

Sounds good.

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u/antytraps 7d ago Helpful

No Skyler,

I am the one who poops.

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u/Acceptable-Bad-9350 7d ago Wholesome

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u/ojohn69 7d ago

And don't worry about your kitty being in danger. He is the danger

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u/iama-canadian-ehma 7d ago

The danger is in a particular location. The danger is still present in your time as it was in ours.

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u/Infinite-coffee 7d ago Wholesome Bravo!

Heisenberg

Hissenberg

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u/lordlovesaworkinman 7d ago

Well done, my friend.

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u/Socatastic 7d ago

Love it

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u/mymentor79 7d ago All-Seeing Upvote

The only correct answer! (Full name Walter Jesse Heisenberg esq.)

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u/Esoteric_Echo 7d ago

Or Jesse

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u/mkwraonyoutube 7d ago edited 7d ago

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

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u/Derbekski 7d ago

I like turtles.

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u/knittedlamb1 7d ago

literally came to say this,, great minds think alike

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u/CaptainBlandname 7d ago Silver Helpful

Methaniel

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u/WuShuSaru 7d ago Silver Wholesome Ally Giggle

I was going to say "Metthew," but yours sounds better.

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u/CaptainBlandname 7d ago

Hahah! Metthew Purry!

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u/la_douleurexquise 7d ago

Literally LOLed even more at Metthew. Here, have the free award Reddit gave me 😂

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u/WuShuSaru 7d ago

Gasp! My first award! Thank you! LOL

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

HAHAHA

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u/SilverwindRS 7d ago

Or Methuselah

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u/iama-canadian-ehma 7d ago

This one is perfect. Nobody would ever know the hidden meaning.

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u/-Russian-Spy- 7d ago

Or jib, him looks like a jib.

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u/ellalizard 7d ago

O.P no matter what you call this adorable bundle of fluff I'm going to need updates!

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u/knittedlamb1 7d ago

yes! tell us the name if u decide too ^^

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u/7thwarlordsaturn 7d ago

I don't need sleep, I need answers

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u/Uncertain_Millenial 7d ago

Looks like an adorable Dust Bunnie to me!

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u/Dean-o-Mosquito 7d ago

🎶The big. comfy. couch.... 🎶

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u/thesongofmyppl 7d ago

Time for a ten second tidy!! Finally met another person who watched that show!

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u/lebrunjemz 7d ago

DB for short maybe !

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u/md22mdrx 7d ago

DB Pooper

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u/SeaUrchinDetroit 7d ago

Followed by DB Scooper!

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u/ObliviousAstroturfer 7d ago

Hah, I was rhinking Dustball or Dusty as well.

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u/spacefaring1 7d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Showmeyourteats 7d ago edited 7d ago Silver Wholesome Seal of Approval This I'll Drink to That

JESSE BECAUSE HE WAS SAVED

ETA: holy pistachios my first ever award and absolutely the most amount of likes ever! I’m feeling humbled and just so awesome people agree with the Jesse being saved!!!! I love BB.

Thanks friends 🥺

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u/LegoAquaman69 7d ago

Was there ever a name for the kid in the episode that had Jesse trying to get money back from the two meth heads? When the guy got his head crushed by an ATM? I think whatever that kids name was, that’s this cats name.

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u/stepstepstep 7d ago

According to IMDB, he’s just called “young boy”

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u/liliesandlifts 7d ago

It’s catchy

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u/Diogenes-Disciple 7d ago

I would unironically name my cat young boy

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u/pig_killer 7d ago

"Young Boy" is an incredible name for any animal, it has deep poetry

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u/HintOfAreola 7d ago

"... there's no need to feel down"

(Close enough)

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u/definitively-not 7d ago

“Spooge’s Progeny”

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u/Sqweed69 7d ago

Spooge Junior

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u/Cassitastrophe 7d ago

"Please, Mr. Spooge was my father. Call me Sloppy Seconds."

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u/q120 7d ago

"You have a good rest of your life ...kid"

Jesse is a good dude

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u/LuckySoNSo 7d ago

Aaaw. I like this. 🥺 Idk if he had a name tho.

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u/MaxH3adroom 7d ago

Jesse

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u/Gregoboy 7d ago

JESSE

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u/ConnectRaccoon7381 7d ago

JESSE

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u/WornInShoes 7d ago

WE HAVE TO COOK

BUT FIRST NAME THIS CAT

imagine instead of the fly episode we got an hour of Walter and Jesse arguing over which is the best cat name

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u/nzfriend33 7d ago

Yeah, bitch.

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u/DexterWeed 7d ago

Pinkman, bitch.

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u/Professional_Tune369 7d ago

Yes call it jesse, not Walter, as it was rescued from a meth lab.

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u/jonosvision Proud cat dad to four cats 7d ago

Heisenpurr

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u/Free2Bernie 7d ago

Why not Heisenpurg?

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u/Freiddo 7d ago

Hissanpurr

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u/Windydayscoming 7d ago

Jibs! Jib is slang for meth I think,but not sure..Cutie!

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Yes you are right Jib is a street term for meth!

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u/zoyaabean 7d ago

oh my god name him jib

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u/T8ert0t 7d ago

Lil Jibletts

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u/SouthOfTheBorderline 7d ago

“I like the cut of your jib” just took on a whole new meaning. I always thought jib meant a manor of speech or something.

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u/Aaronkenobi 7d ago

Jib is one of the sails on a boat. That’s where the phrase comes from

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u/Kwestionable 7d ago

Is that the one that will dome you if you don't duck beneath it? I've only sailed once and that may have or have not happened.

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u/dontnation 7d ago

That's the boom, the horizontal bar on the bottom of the main sail. The jib is the smaller sail in front of the mast.

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u/HintOfAreola 7d ago

That saying is way older than meth lol. It's a sailing reference from the 1800s

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u/definitively-not 7d ago

So is Shabu or Dante

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u/Disastrous-Fee6124 7d ago

That would be adorable!

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u/lgsloth 7d ago Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

Tweak

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u/NapperJess 7d ago

This was my first thought lol.

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u/retro_mod 7d ago

"More coffee, son?"

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u/Jayvoom1 7d ago

Bunsen❤️

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u/All-or-none 7d ago

I like Bunsen

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u/tehreal 7d ago

That's cute

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u/Xanderthepeasant 7d ago

Walter White

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u/ipulloffmygstring 7d ago

I was gonna say Captain Cook

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u/vitaminciera 7d ago

Walter Grey?

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u/kabneenan 7d ago

Walter the Grey, then he's killed by the Balrog and comes back as Walter the White.

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u/1ofZuulsMinions 7d ago

Or “Skank”.

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u/WholeLottaCreepier 7d ago Helpful

Heisenberg

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u/nostalgeek81 7d ago

I’M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS (stuff off the table)!!

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u/CartrightGLC 7d ago

Ah crap I also just suggested that before seeing yours. Great minds think alike I guess haha

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u/jmbolton 7d ago

You’re Goddamned Right.

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u/jthreethree 7d ago

You have a little baby /r/nebelung! Check it out to see cute clone copies of your cat :) They’re the best!

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u/StrikingLight5 7d ago

I second this, I have two Nebelungs! They are awesome (and not well known) cats.

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u/LocoForChocoPuffs 7d ago

Two Nebelungs here too! I love that sub, like half of them could literally be a picture of one of my cats :)

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u/38373626937 7d ago

He looks like he’s seen some shit lol

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

He definitely has 😅

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u/riricide 7d ago

Poor baby, I was wondering if cats can get dependent because of smelling the fumes (like babies of meth heads apparently do)

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u/Squishypenny 7d ago

From a METH lab? What is WRONG with people??

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

I know 🥺

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u/Lord-Apollo-32 7d ago

I mean…even meth heads love kittens.

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u/Hamilton_Brad 7d ago

…I don’t think the cat was doing meth…was he?

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u/jferry 7d ago

doing

You'd rather believe he was the one doing the cooking?

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u/Hamilton_Brad 7d ago

If that cat can cook he’s making mad bank.

And it’s the perfect cover!

“Police! Everyone on the floor!”

“Meow?” adorable cat eyes

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u/inTHISmind 7d ago

Why were u at a meth lab🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Haha 😂 I’m an addictions social worker and saw this little guy and rescued him!

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u/DopelessHopefeand 7d ago

Atlas because now he holds your heart!

Good on ya mate. That’s an amazing thing you did and that gorgeous piece of fluff will repay that kindness tenfold. Kudos my friend and best of luck! I hope you two have a memorable and spectacular first Thanksgiving

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u/dvengenz 7d ago

Walter. Definitely.

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u/monsterlynn 7d ago

This is long, so hear me out, OP.

He's colored like a Russian Blue (which is a short-haired breed but whatever).

So you should name him Tommy James or Shondell for the song Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James and the Shondells, which was used so well in BB.

That way his origin is there, his coloring is there, but it's not obvious.

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u/boopdelaboop 7d ago

I was going to suggest the name Blue, because of the Russian Blue thing plus BB meth being Blue.

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u/Comfortable-Ad3902 7d ago

Eeyore ❤️ he looks kinda sad, and he's grey

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u/AllOne_Word 7d ago

Skinny Pete or Badger

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u/StroX_C137 7d ago

Jesse Pinkman

It's not even a debate this is the only correct answer

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u/AAnnZ 7d ago

Crystal

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u/That1weirdperson 7d ago Helpful

Methany

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u/IAstronomical 7d ago

Had to scroll to far down for this one.

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u/lilBalzac 7d ago

Tweek

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u/burnin8t0r 7d ago

Pollo obviously

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u/LizzieBozzie 7d ago

Merlin. He looks like a Merlin

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u/snarfboggle 7d ago

Method Man

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u/growingbuns 7d ago

Gus or Fring

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u/MistySlays 7d ago

Thank you so much for saving him, and for all you do as a social worker.

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u/DVMMeowmix 7d ago

Florida Man

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Haha but he’s a Canadian boy 😹

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u/DVMMeowmix 7d ago

Saskatchewan Man or Toronto Man.

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Vancouver but good effort 😂😂

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u/dorsalemperor 7d ago

could call him Hastings? 😅

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Yes hahah however could you know 😂😅

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u/No-Archer-21 7d ago

Ricky or Bubbles

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u/romananza_89 7d ago

A meth trailer is no place for a kitty

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Definitely not 🥺

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u/Berzog 7d ago

Cilantro

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u/vandammer1 7d ago

Walter

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u/birdsofwar23 7d ago

Micenberg

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u/Gelantine42 7d ago

His Highness Prince Methandolin

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u/PJTangela 7d ago

Piper? Because meth heads use a pipe?

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u/audsferatu 7d ago

Pookie - slang for meth pipe, and it’s oddly cute

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u/ThrowUpOnYourDick 7d ago

Pebbles 🥺 What a sweet kitten…

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u/Mission-Reflection75 7d ago

From a meth lab? No wonder he looks so scared.

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u/emmalovesgreys 7d ago

Yes 🥺 had meth and crack in his system when I took him to vet

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u/GavrielBA 7d ago

Welcome to r/nebelung!

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u/commanderchumbles 7d ago

Walter or jesse it just feels right

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u/Trixic_bb 7d ago

Looks very much like Poof, Floof or such. Alternatively Smokey. He's that kind of cat to name after looks

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u/rr703 7d ago

Smokey