r/PublicFreakout Oct 13 '21 To The Stars 1 Helpful 8 Crab Rave 1 Wholesome 8 Hugz 11 LOVE! 1 Starstruck 1 Silver 9 Gold 1

Yeah, you're a fool! đź‘®Audit Freakout

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u/TheRealRobinJR Oct 13 '21 Take My Energy

"Technically, your honor, it was a gut bump. I rest my case."

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u/Divinepyramid Oct 14 '21

He evidently has Dressers Disease. That’s where you chest falls into your drawers…

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u/ItsDuckarus Oct 14 '21

Dunlap disease. His belly done lapped his pants.

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u/bahgheera Oct 14 '21

He's on the see food diet.

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u/Whats-Up_Bitches Oct 14 '21

Well that only works if there's no food to se

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u/BriggzillatheGrey Oct 14 '21

Dicky doo. His belly hangs out farther than his dicky do.

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u/clandestineVexation Oct 14 '21

I believe it’s spelled r/dewlap

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u/imanarthurfan Oct 14 '21

Hey now! If you got a nice piece of equipment, you build a shelter for it.