r/PublicFreakout Oct 13 '21 LOVE! 1 Starstruck 1 Crab Rave 1 To The Stars 1 Gold 1 Helpful 8 Wholesome 8 Hugz 11 Silver 9

Yeah, you're a fool! đź‘®Audit Freakout

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u/Divinepyramid Oct 14 '21

He evidently has Dressers Disease. That’s where you chest falls into your drawers…

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u/HilariouslyBloody Oct 14 '21

"Dickie Do Club"

His belly sticks out more than his dickie do

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u/StaticAgeist1987 Oct 14 '21

God damn if I only had gold to give you for that one, that is hilarious! Well done sir.

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u/idkblueberry Oct 14 '21

First heard that in 85'

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u/SmileyMcTrashbag Oct 14 '21

I'm trying not to laugh bc my partner is sleeping next to me. Lmao.

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u/ItsDuckarus Oct 14 '21

Dunlap disease. His belly done lapped his pants.

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u/bahgheera Oct 14 '21

He's on the see food diet.

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u/Whats-Up_Bitches Oct 14 '21

Well that only works if there's no food to se

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u/BriggzillatheGrey Oct 14 '21

Dicky doo. His belly hangs out farther than his dicky do.

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u/clandestineVexation Oct 14 '21

I believe it’s spelled r/dewlap

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u/imanarthurfan Oct 14 '21

Hey now! If you got a nice piece of equipment, you build a shelter for it.

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u/CarolFukinBaskin Oct 14 '21

I've never heard this before and it's hilarious

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u/flimspringfield Oct 16 '21

Boobie do.

It's when your stomach stick out more than your boobies do.

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u/kloudrunner Oct 14 '21

We call it a Gunt.......for reasons.

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u/akodo1 Oct 14 '21

I have that same disease. Being fat has nothing to do with his behavior. It's his badge not his belly that is the problem.