r/PublicFreakout Oct 13 '21 Wholesome 8 Starstruck 1 Crab Rave 1 To The Stars 1 Silver 9 Gold 1 Helpful 8 Hugz 11 LOVE! 1

Yeah, you're a fool! 👮Audit Freakout

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u/DFrontliner Oct 13 '21

Did that cop even pass a single fitness test?

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u/Xombie710 Oct 13 '21 Silver Wholesome

“Fitness last donut in my belly really quick then we’ll go harass the community”

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u/oldmansbelt Oct 14 '21

This legit made me chortle.

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u/kingsraddad Oct 14 '21

Fitness tests for police and firefighters have softened up substantially.

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u/Icon_Crash Oct 14 '21

Sure, the mandatory one a good 15 years ago when he was first hired.

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u/LadyIzanami Oct 13 '21

I don't think most of the piggies passed the 5th grade let alone a fitness test. I think the only qualifications are to be a giant piece of shit with an undeserved giant ego to qualify.

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u/Viernes1234 Oct 13 '21

Yeah, I found a job I am qualified for!

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u/Nezaret Oct 13 '21

In SC there is a fitness test. It has things they would do irl on it like climb a fence.

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u/McGregor_Tears Oct 13 '21

Does it also have a course on the proper wind up to use when slapping your wife so you minimize rotator cuff stresses that may impede your ability to shoot people of color later?

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u/LadyIzanami Oct 13 '21

Omg,hahah snarky!

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u/McGregor_Tears Oct 13 '21

Lol, I'm an edgy boi.

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u/Tulpah Oct 13 '21

Idk, but how fast you can down donut and coffee is probably a fatness test.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby Oct 13 '21

Maybe in 9th grade. And it was just for scoliosis.

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u/l0c0pez Oct 13 '21

1/4 pound curls one burger/donut at a time

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u/bumholeofdoom Oct 13 '21

Do they even have fitness test in America?

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u/vagabond139 Oct 14 '21

Yes. Pretty much in any decent sized city they have a fitness test they must pass. No pass means no being a cop. The problem is that they often aren't retested so you can be in great shape once you join and then end up like this years down the road from being a little piggy.

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u/Tulpah Oct 13 '21

yes they do but it's rare, we do have something called the Fatness Test though.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Oct 14 '21

The only fitness test for him was "Can I fit'innis uniform?" Yes! Barely! I am a cop today!

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u/TheMaveCan Oct 14 '21

He probably panicked because he didn't realize that his Bobandy gut could actually get him into trouble.

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u/SarcasticGamer Oct 14 '21

They only have to pass when first getting hired and that's it unlike the military that they're imitating which requires yearly testing at the very least or 6 months depending on what you scored.

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u/Intanjible Oct 14 '21

Passed it by, maybe.