r/PrequelMemes 4d ago

Space Jesus, palps, thrawn and Jar Jar are also my favs! General Reposti

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u/Pakari-RBX They've gone up the ventilation shaft! 4d ago

"INSOLENCE"! We are pirates! We don't even know what that means!

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u/Elysium94 3d ago

Still one of my favorite Hondo moments.

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u/LiterallyPractical 3d ago

This effort is no longer profitable!

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Count Dooku 3d ago

Oh my god that's such a usefull quote, I'm gonna use that constantly now especially during a rage quit

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u/Destroyer0627 3d ago

His best is in response to being called a "washed up old relic" Hondo just responds with "Let's leave your wife out of this"

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u/kezza747 3d ago

My favourite Hondo moment is the "I'm flyyyyinggg!" Crashes into a pile of junk in the corner

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Count Dooku 3d ago

Lol, yep, I completely agree with you there

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u/zuzg 3d ago

Can someone please remind me how his "story ended"? Like iirc he was still alive at the end of clone wars.

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u/sidepart 3d ago

He shows up in Rebels. Can't recall if he's still alive after his appearances in that show.

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u/DoctorDG-2 3d ago

Galaxy's edge is canon and on the smuggler's run ride he's still alive, running Ohnaka transport solutions and stealing from the first order. That would've been after the force awakens and before the rise of Skywalker. I don't know how old he is.

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u/zuzg 3d ago

So he might appear in one of the upcoming shows? That's cool, hopefully it is the kenobi show.

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Anakin leaves quite a mess, which always leads me to you, Ventress.

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u/zuzg 3d ago

Good bot

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u/liamshatzer Yipee! 3d ago

Hondo and Kenobi have such a funny relationship, I sure hope he makes an appearance.

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.

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u/grammar_mattras 3d ago

He's got quite an established relationship with the jedi. He might even help Kenobi to smuggle something or something of the like.

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u/CAWitte 3d ago edited 3d ago

he dies at the hands of Obi Wan in a tragically short lightsaber duel in one episode.

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u/CAWitte 3d ago

Why am I getting downvoted? I stated a literal fact to a comment. Is it because I accidentally typed “does” instead of “dies”?

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u/sidepart 3d ago

Because you're talking about Maul in Rebels. Comment I was replying to was about Hondo.

Looked it up. Hondo did survive Lothal and ran (runs) a shipping company.

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u/CAWitte 3d ago

Please accept my humblest apologies. I haven’t slept much the last few days despite trying lol.

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u/YaksTheLegend 3d ago

I thought they were talking about maul too

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u/rabble_rabble311 3d ago

Because they are talking about Hondo Ohnaka, who is very much alive, and you are talking about Darth Maul, who was killed in Rebels by Obi.

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u/CAWitte 3d ago

Please accept my humblest apologies. I haven’t slept much the last few days despite trying lol.

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u/Rude_Journalist 3d ago

“Did you just accidentally make a creepypasta?

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 Darth Snips 3d ago

There should be a Hondo bot

change my mind

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u/NotANilfgaardianSpy Darth Nihilus 3d ago

Control your insolence so I can concentrate! —- Anakin, Control your insolence, the count is concentrating.

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u/INTER5TELLAR 3d ago

Just rewatched that one and lol every time he says it

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u/cricket9818 3d ago

IMO one of the funniest lines in all SW media

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u/Phelix_Felicitas 3d ago

Man I just love Hondo. He just needs to get his own spin-off show.

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u/grammar_mattras 3d ago

Hondo is secretly my favourite character. Maul is my brothers favourite coincidentally.

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u/Maximum_P 4d ago

When my younger brother was well younger he had only seen phantom menace and it was his favorite character so even with only 5 minutes of screen time he’s clearly still super awesome

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u/NotYourReddit18 3d ago

He wasn't brought back just because they felt like it, they knew how beloved he already was.

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u/IrrayaQ 3d ago

He was my favourite character after the movie as well. I switched to Ahsoka after The Clone Wars though.

I do still love Maul, and Ventress.

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

Yeah Ahsoka is awesome for me though I think my favorite character is cad Bane

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u/Additional_Irony 3d ago

Cad Bane really is one of the coolest characters to come out of The Clone Wars 👍

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

Yeah I really like him. Ever since I saw him the first time I was like hell yeah he’s epic

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u/Additional_Irony 3d ago

He was better at fighting Jedi than any mandalorian

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

Yeah he was also prepared cause the tubes on his face was a respirator in case he got force chocked

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

I keep trying to like him. But my parents and grandparents have made me hate anything cowboy looking in the slightest so his whole shtick is hard for me to like.

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

Oh yeah I get it, I just love everything about him his outfit his badassery and his voice

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

Oh yeah. I wasn't too sure about the grievous legs, but when he got to mandalore, oh my God I love his mandalore outfit somehow more than his original. I sure hope we get some black series figures of him in it

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Hello there!

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u/IrrayaQ 3d ago

Have you watched The Bad Batch?

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

Yes I was disappointed that his hat got smaller

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u/bestakroogen 3d ago

Ahsoka is great because she's such a masterful example of genuine character growth.

I think everyone was annoyed with her in that first movie - but even there, she showed she was capable of improving, not just as a Jedi but as a character too. And improve she did, slowly, until we looked up and realized she had one of if not the most thoroughly explored character arcs in the Star Wars lore and had grown to be a genuinely awesome, and more, genuinely interesting and unique character.

I couldn't stand her at first, but I looked up one day and realized I already liked Ahsoka, retroactively.

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u/Leandtjen 3d ago

God, yes. Season 7 peaked with Maul, Rex and Ahsoka. Awesome characters. Last few episodes of season 7 is a fucking treat, its hard to grow tired of it

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u/hat-TF2 3d ago

Maul was hyped before Ep 1 even came out. Granted, the film didn't live up to the hype, but a lot of us still thought he was cool. Seriously the kids mags were trying to hook us with Jar Jar Binks but it should've been Darth Maul and his lightsaber.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

I used to lie to my brother saying that in the comics he lived and got Robot legs. Then they fucking did it!!!!

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u/Maximum_P 3d ago

That’s awesome

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u/Barnes_Bureau 3d ago

He should’ve just forced merged his top and bottom halves together. I guess he’s just a fan of robot legs.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

Somehow, maul got reattached

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u/plaugebacon 4d ago

Kenobi will always be #1 tho, who wouldn't love space jesus?

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.

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u/BacoNaterr Sheevgasm 4d ago

That’s just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I’m always getting caught?

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u/ColossalBalance Count Dooku 4d ago

At least you're a master — at getting caught

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u/Pakari-RBX They've gone up the ventilation shaft! 4d ago

Very funny...

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u/ZippZappZippty 3d ago

Very true. It’d feel so perfect.

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u/floppyvajoober 3d ago

No that’s… that’s actually a line from clone wars

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u/plaugebacon 4d ago

General Kenobi... It's a pleasure to meet you again!

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?

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u/plaugebacon 4d ago

that sounds kinda hot kenobi

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.

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u/sillyandstrange 4d ago

I believe in you, Kenobi.

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

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u/Dementor_01 3d ago

Good thing Anakin taught me otherwise, Kenobi

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Anakin, you must realize this is a fight you cannot win alone.

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u/Only_Refrigerator_51 4d ago

Obi-Wan, I knew you’d come

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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u/Sanbi221 I have the high ground 4d ago

You’re becoming too sentient Obi-Wan bot.

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 4d ago

This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.

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u/212th-clone-pilot Clone Trooper 3d ago

This is getting to deap General. Let's go for a drink

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u/_danbro_ 3d ago

I really thought he meant The Father from that one episode when referencing "space Jesus"

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u/xander012 Sand 3d ago

He isn't space jesus. Jesus is crucifix kenobi.

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.

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u/xander012 Sand 3d ago

Thank you mater kenobi

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

I make observations, while you think with your lightsaber.

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u/Barnes_Bureau 3d ago

Is any white dude with long hair and a beard X Jesus?

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u/plaugebacon 4d ago

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u/CatLover_42 3d ago

Youre a pretty cool guy arent you.

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u/Truthgamer2 Darth Maul 4d ago

Chad

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u/Gruenpelz Thrawn Simp 3d ago

A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/k_chaney_9 3d ago

This is how you Karma farm. Link where you stole it from for even more upvotes.

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u/plaugebacon 3d ago edited 3d ago

I just follow the subreddit rules (rule 10): A meme can be resposted if it's 6 months or older and as long as the OP provide a link/source to the original, plus it's always nice to give credit :D

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u/k_chaney_9 3d ago

I wasn't hating on you for reposting I was just saying it's nice to see credit given and other reporters should start doing this.

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u/KoalaQueen87 3d ago

I LOVE that the top comment in both is the same

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u/Bakoro 3d ago

I thought it was an interesting choice to take a character with only a few short spoken lines, and turn him into someone who would absolutely not shut up for any appreciable length of time for any reason.
Honestly, I liked the transition. Maul seemed like a dude where it was only a combination of anger and tightly contained insanity that kept him alive.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

And man his voice is so great. Everything that comes out of his mouth is fantastic

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u/PolitenessPolice 3d ago

I get major Michael Fassbender vibes from him.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

I'll do the fingering.

But seriously that dude is awesome. Say what you want about promethius and covenant, fastener makes David an amazing character and I hope we get to see the end of his arc just to see him play David one more time

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u/ixsaz 3d ago

Wasn't palps plan to get his body?

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u/Tortle_Master9000 4d ago

My favorite character is Qui-God Jinn

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u/Yellow_Tardis 3d ago

Would love a series with qui gon and young obiwan

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Anakin, you must realize this is a fight you cannot win alone.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

Yes. And I'd love to see them do some plot gymnastics again like they did with grievous so we can get some more jango

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Hello there!

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Hello there!

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

Always a pleasure to meet a jedoi

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u/corvettee01 3d ago

I always preferred Bye-Gone Jinn

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u/RoadTheExile Delta-62 "Scorch" 3d ago

Unfortunately for you history will not see it that way.. execute him!

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u/ImapiratekingAMA 4d ago

And yet even back then people owned tons of shit with his face on it

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u/Melvalorum 3d ago

Fun Fact: Darth Vader only appears in A New Hope for 8 minutes, in Empire Strikes Back he's in it for 12 minutes, and in Return of the Jedi he's only in it for 14 minutes.

Out of a triology that has 6 and a half hours of screen time - Vader is only in 34 minutes of it.

So... screen time don't mean shit.

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u/mbr4life1 3d ago

Anthony Hopkins won best actor for silence of the lambs and was in that movie for under 25 minutes.

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u/TheCloneOfSpongeBob 3d ago

Same with heath ledger's joker

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Count Dooku 3d ago

Wow, and he seems such a dominant character too, interesting thanks for the statistics

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 3d ago

People who only saw Maul in Phantom Menace will be surprised. Clone Wars and Rebels turned Maul into a real Chatty Cathy.

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u/Maclimes 3d ago

Agreed. I actually really disliked Maul after TPM. He was just a flat character who was nothing but a scary face and blades. So I wasn't happy when I heard he got added to the Clone Wars show. But I'm always willing to keep an open mind, and boy oh boy, am I glad I did. After his arcs in the two animated shows, he's easily in my top five favorite Star Wars characters.

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u/Maximus10294 4d ago

The Clone Wars is a pathway to great knowledge some consider to be unnatural.

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u/DrFuzzyNutsPHD 4d ago

And rebels

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u/FalconRelevant The Senate 3d ago

Mauls death in Rebels was pretty underwhelming though.

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u/bushido216 4d ago

So, it is time for a lesson.

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u/Rude_Journalist 3d ago

How’s a sub-Reddit for everything! 😂

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u/monapan 3d ago

Hondo, fight me

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u/kersegum 3d ago

Maul is so underrated, dude legit beat a Jedi MASTER like Qui Gon, in his first real fight while dueling two people. He for sure would’ve won if he wasn’t cocky.

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u/Balrog0986 4d ago

The clone Wars tv show? We are normies, we don't even know what that is!

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u/Crayshack 3d ago

If I made a list of my top 10 favorite Star Wars characters, I’m pretty sure 8 or 9 of them would have 0 screen time.

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u/Maclimes 3d ago

Same, or at least close to it.

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u/Canem_inferni 3d ago

mara jade and kyle katarn for sure

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u/PlayrR3D15 Hello there! 4d ago

Mine is Ezra

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u/trailer8k 3d ago

Kenobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey !!!!!!!!!!

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u/hawkwood4268 Your text here 3d ago edited 3d ago

Psh, getting chopped in half is like getting a paper cut.

It’s the futurepast, they’ve got solutions to most medical conditions (that can be solved with rudimentary bionics.)

Except for the obscure condition of “woman in labor.” That one is 50/50, real head scratcher.

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u/Goose0810 I have the high ground 3d ago

Kenobi will always be my favorite. Always

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

So that’s your plan: Just fly there, land, hope they don’t spot us, and walk in the door? Oh, brilliant. Let’s get going.

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u/EatButt2006 3d ago

Lockdown: Star Wars Legends (Maul) great audio book if you've not heard it.

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u/Strawberypley Hello there! 3d ago

Darth Maul in clone wars: Hello there!

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u/Dirty_Gurdy 3d ago

He’s not my fav character but def top 5 villains

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u/phatBleezy 3d ago

M Nigh Shmaylien

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u/Veritas-Veritas 3d ago

So pissed that Solo got such an underserved rap just because people hated Episode 8. Maul showing up at the end was an excellent setup for movies that will never happen now thanks to Rian Johnson.

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u/Billy1138 3d ago

Not everyone watches the shows, mate.

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u/chewboiye1 I liked Rebels more than TCW. 3d ago

It's like half of Star Wars. You're really missing out on a lot.

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u/OwlExMachina 3d ago

Controversial SW opinions:

a) What was badass looking and was cut in half and thrown into a shaft, should stay in the shaft.

b) What was badass looking and was eaten by a knockoff sandworm, should stay in the worm.

c) What was creepy looking and was thrown into a shaft, should stay in the shaft.

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u/HapHazardous666 3d ago

It was the best 5mins

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u/RoscoMan1 3d ago

You are a bold one

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u/Sleep_eeSheep 3d ago

Me: Actually, Maul had 88.6% of the movie's runtime. And he owned every minute of it.

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u/BlueEyes_WhiteLando 3d ago

Read Maul: Lockdown if you haven’t.. give you a whole new appreciation of the beast that is Maul…

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u/useralreadychosen 3d ago

Best part is im not sure if you mean qui-gon or kenobi

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!

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u/smashlorsd425 3d ago

Mace Windu in the Phantom Menace. Incredible performance.

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u/UmpquaICE 3d ago

“Now there are two of them ! This is getting out of hand ! “

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u/Stutteringfuck007 3d ago

Unfortunately for you history will not see it that way

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u/Killerdoll_666 3d ago

Butbisnt the beauty that the whole thing works and without clone wars/rebels?

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u/MagicalMarsBars 3d ago

It’s quite amazing how darth mall did have almost no screen time but was still so popular and added to many other starwars things like the clone wars

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u/wayfarout 3d ago

I saw TPM in the theater opening night. I was excited and thought I loved every minute of it. On my second viewing a couple weeks later I just kept waiting for Maul to show up and being incredibly bored by the rest of the movie. I knew there were problems with the movie at that point.

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u/Lilcommy 3d ago

I really wish Solo got a 2nd film so we could of flushed out his story more in that aswell. Fill in the gap between clone wars and rebels

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u/Ivotedforher 3d ago

Maul should have won the Star Wars. In my mind, he did, and only went to the desert to rest.

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u/DoublefartJackson 3d ago

Joker in the Dark Knight had about 15 minutes of screen time.

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u/Shokorana 3d ago

r/imaginarygatekeeping

I’ve literally never heard anyone say this lol

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u/Jfarm96 3d ago

I’m so sad we didn’t get to see more Solo. For me, the best of the new Star Wars films.

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u/Kansaspartan762 3d ago

Maul was done dirty

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u/snorglehorf 3d ago

Rude, it’s 7 minutes

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u/megasean3000 3d ago

Even if you’ve never seen Clone Wars, the “five minutes screen time” is all Maul needs to set himself as a complete badass.

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u/FourEcho 3d ago

I mean, even still the answer is very obviously "because double sided lightsaber is the most badass thing ever"... because it is.

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u/lepercake 3d ago

Thrawn fo lyfe.

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u/ProRedditarded 3d ago

jabba maul and jar jar are my favorites

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u/AlocasterTV 3d ago

Imagine thinking SOLO brought Mail back… SMH

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u/antsugi 3d ago

Maul was 100% the best thing about clone wars

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u/RTZ2012 3d ago

Big pharma when they find out you have diabetes:

"Filth, you will pay for your insulin!"

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 3d ago

Maul got such an amazing arc! So glad he finally came back!

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u/innerpeice 3d ago

Who's space Jesus ? Obi? Thrawn is the best

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u/Drewgon69 3d ago

Typically I get about this same response when I say boba fett is my favorite

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u/BalintFoxy 3d ago

Maul is my favourite sith too

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u/Penguin446 3d ago

General grievous is cool

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Hello there!

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u/Penguin446 3d ago

General Kenobi!

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?

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u/jarjarbinks312 Lego GONK Droid 3d ago

General grievous, boba fett, Din dijarin, jar jar, jesus

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Hello there!

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u/jarjarbinks312 Lego GONK Droid 3d ago

General Kenobi!

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Oh no, I'm enjoying this far too much.

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u/ImurderREALITY Oh I don't think so 3d ago

That’s when you say “No, that was Darth Maul. Just Maul.”

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u/kekenieu 3d ago

Wait until I tell them mine is HK-47

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u/NWO-Flashback 3d ago

Thrawn’s books would be cool to see on screen.

Would probably be butchered like The Hobbit though..

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u/Interesting-Radish85 3d ago

Can we maybe go 24 hours without shamelessu repodting for karma. Just 1 day.

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u/itachifan69420 3d ago

Wrath of darth maul is a really good book

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u/Ricard74 3d ago

"I was hoping for Kenobi. Why are you here?"

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u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!

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u/Andy_DiMatteo 3d ago

Meanwhile people in 1983 “Boba is my favorite character!”

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u/Billybob267 General Grievous 3d ago

Haven't absorbed any Thrawn material yet, but I will. And I have a feeling he's my favorite-to-be.