r/LeopardsAteMyFace 7d ago Wholesome 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Doot 🎵 Doot 1 Silver 5 Helpful 3

Trump has paid zero dollars for legal support to his Jan. 6 rioting supporters. Trump

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-legal-funds_n_619eb5cde4b0451e5503421f
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u/Cycleguy57 7d ago Wholesome

I bet they still send HIM money

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u/Gex1234567890 7d ago

I´m sure some of them do; remember during his last election campaign - the one that was "stolen" - he had a website where people could donate money? Well, as many found out, it wasn´t just a single donation - the website had been set up in such a way that unless a well-hidden check box was unchecked, it would deduct money from the donors´ bank accounts every month.

Some of the poor saps* literally lost their entire life savings.

*Not that I have any sympathy for those idiots, mind you.

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u/FirstPlebian 7d ago

How was that not criminal? I think they were trying to refuse to refund the money to people that were trying to get it back but I don't know if they ever did, their one time donation was turned into what was it, 600 a month or something? Cleaned out some of those suckers' accounts.

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u/Ch4rDe3M4cDenni5 7d ago

They ended up giving some of the money back but ONLY after lawyers got involved and they were going to look bad. I don't feel sorry for them though. If you support that traitor at this point then you deserve what comes with it.

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u/shockopod 7d ago

"If he'll screw us, his biggest supporters, over, imagine how hard he'll screw over them dummycraps once we get him put back in! Wooo!! TRUMP!!!"

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u/Quiteawaysaway 6d ago

this. they dont care, they arent voting in their interest their voting in others’ disinterest

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u/Gex1234567890 6d ago

"If he'll screw us, his biggest supporters, over, imagine how hard he'll screw over them dummycraps once we get him put back in! Wooo!! TRUMP

In other words "We'll do ANYTHING to own the libs."

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u/shockopod 6d ago

It's more of the old saw that "he's a bastard, but he's OUR bastard". With a big heap of rationalization on the side.

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u/ahitright 7d ago Take My Energy

I'm now imagining a group of the original tRump supporters that made enough noise to get lawyers involved (class action or whatever, IANAL) getting all angry and concerned but somehow blaming it on democrats and end up still donating to and supporting tRump right after they got their money back. The hate must be extra strong with those specific supporters - literally giving money to a thief that just stole from you. It would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic.

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u/eddeemn 7d ago

That literally happened. People got their money back and blamed Democrats for the excessive withdrawals.

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u/ImTryinDammit 7d ago

Must be that democrat socialist over regulation making this happen. /s cause unfortunately it’s hard to tell

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u/PM_yourAcups 7d ago

My preferred method is to type out a full on asshole citation if I get downvoted.

Example: Kunte, M. Licke, Facetiousness, A Modern Look Into Meaninglessness or Depravity*, Oxford (1969); p.4 ch 20.

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u/OpinionBearSF 7d ago

People got their money back and blamed Democrats for the excessive withdrawals.

I'd love to read how they think democrats are responsible for withdrawals on and to a trump/rnc site.

That is some serious projection.

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u/memes_of_norway 6d ago

Well yeah you wouldn't really support that clown unless you were clinically retarded.

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u/lonewolf143143 6d ago

There are people in Dallas right now waiting for JFK Jr as if he’s going to rise for the Great Pumpkin. The group of people you’re referencing aren’t known having their headspaces based in reality.

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u/BretTheShitmanFart69 7d ago

If I remember correctly tons of those people still refused to put any blame on him whatsoever

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u/Jrook 7d ago

Couple of the guys at work were complaining about this and they're like "they all do this shit"

I'm like, uh no, no they don't

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u/merchillio 7d ago

“A thief thinks everyone steals”

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u/PM_yourAcups 7d ago

Straight up: This is why I live in Manhattan. Like whatever kinda bullshit Trump maga fascism blah blah blah doesn’t even exist. Our fascists are old money at least.

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u/nonsensepoem 7d ago

How was that not criminal?

It benefits republicans.

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u/Gex1234567890 7d ago

I´m not sure if it was the same amount from each donor, or if they could set an amount themselves, but in either case, it's a huge scam.

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u/Some-Band2225 7d ago

It was the official view of the DoJ that Trump could not constitutionally be indicted for a crime. Instead he would have to be impeached and removed from office by the legislative branch. That’s why the Mueller report didn’t indict him. Trump was given legal immunity by his DoJ.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 7d ago

A lot of stuff he did/does is criminal, even long before his political days. But he’s “rich” and now holds half the legislature hostage from his country club that he shouldn’t even be living in so he’ll never face any consequences.

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u/PossessedToSkate 7d ago

I happen to know a Trump-fellating goon who got duped by that. He told me that the recurring $40 charges were really starting to hurt, and that he wants to help Trump but needs the money himself more so he, sadly, had to cancel his donations.

Dude lives in a camper.

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u/DarthWeenus 6d ago

Cults are wild.

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u/jonker5101 7d ago

It also said in the fine print that any donation under a certain amount wouldn't be used for the "stop the steal" fund and go directly to Trump. Millions were fleeced.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-fundraising-insigh/donations-under-8k-to-trump-election-defense-instead-go-to-president-rnc-idUSKBN27R309

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u/LaikasDad 7d ago

Golden Fleeced

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u/Gex1234567890 7d ago

Of course it has to be Golden, nothing else is good enough for Drumpf 😄

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u/RazekDPP 7d ago

No it started out every month then was every week.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/03/us/politics/trump-donations.html

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u/ughsootiredofthis 7d ago

This. I read all about this.
People signing up and not realizing it is a consecutive monthly payment pulled out of their account. .

Trump is a grifter. It's shocking that there are actual people that would die for him. They think he was sent by God to save us.

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u/MiniCorgi 7d ago

Yup, I did customer service for Bank of America and some goon called in about how she didn’t realize trump was charging her every single month for the donations recurring but she was fine with it she just wants the most recent one disputed lmao. These people are insane.

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u/Scotyknows 7d ago

pretty sure it was every week. not every month. Rising did a segment on it.

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u/imawakened 7d ago edited 5d ago

Even worse is that I’m pretty sure reporting showed that if you found and unchecked the recurring payment box a prompt would appear admonishing you for doing so and accusing you of not fully supporting him. It’s just gross but it is really hard to feel bad for the people that still choose to send him money.

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u/OpinionBearSF 7d ago

it would deduct money from the donors´ bank accounts every month.

The site actually asked for/donors actually gave their bank account numbers, instead of credit card numbers?

If so, holy shit. Bank accounts have very few liability and fraud protections vs. credit cards.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog 7d ago

Hey, Mr. Leopard, I know you already ate my right leg, but how about the left one too? Yeah? Will you promise to say more racist things after? Okay, lemme get the BBQ sauce.

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u/TheOfficialGuide 7d ago

Grab the ol' Baby Ray's.

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u/DidntDiddydoit 7d ago

I'm a Stubs man myself, but a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays is never the wrong answer.

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u/rabidturbofox 7d ago

This is pretty excellent life wisdom. Even if people have more discerning taste in their very favorite sauces, it’s really hard to find someone who doesn’t like Sweet Baby Ray’s. A bottle in the fridge is a cheap investment in a condiment that guests will probably like (and will probably come in handy for you during pinch-hitter snack or dinner situations.)

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 7d ago

Trump would just put ketchup on it

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u/AssistanceMedical951 7d ago

I mean I know his actions probably caused the death of like 400,000 people. But I still think the ketchup thing is a crime that isn’t taken seriously enough.

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u/mesembryanthemum 7d ago

I'm a,little surprised he didn't get the rioters to send him money.

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u/the_honest_liar 7d ago

"you won't need your money in jail, send it to me instead"

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u/bcd_is_me 7d ago

"I'll send you my best lawyer to help. Only issue is he's stuck in Alaska and needs $1000 for a plane out of there. Send us that $1000 to get him back here and he'll be working on your case before you know it."

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u/GhostlySnailfish 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm signed up to the Trump mailing list. Literally every email is basically "Trump is your friend but your name isn't on his nice list right now, send money to make him love you again". His supporters are milked left, right and center.

Before anyone asks, I'm signed up to his mailing list because I wanted to see what exactly they're sending out. Also, it costs his people money (literally a tiny amount, probably to the order of 1 cent or less) for every email they send me and that brings me just a little bit of joy - I would like to think all those cents and fractions add up over time.

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake 7d ago

I'm certain that it is significantly less than 1 cent. But it's not nothing!

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u/Beingabummer 7d ago

It's the Prosperity Gospel but with a real person.

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u/Nialla42 7d ago Wholesome

He doesn't pay his own legal bills. Why would he pay theirs?

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u/TreeChangeMe 7d ago

He doesn't pay anyone

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u/thisisa_fake_account 7d ago

I'm pretty sure he has a donation request going round for them. But they won't see a penny from it.

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u/tots4scott 7d ago

Just look at his and the GOP's fundraising emails. They're verbally abusive and make the wildest claims, and say that Trump needs you to be an Executive Anti-Anti-Fascist immediately. Anyone who donates through them are dumb as rocks.

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u/DaveSpacelaser 7d ago

I have never donated shit to Trump or the Republican party, but somehow I ended up on their mailing list. My spam folder gets the wackiest shit from all of them. They’re telling me Donald himself notices every time I forgot to donate and that I’m personally hurting his feelings.

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u/naliedel 6d ago

Actually, that's one claim, I sort of believe.

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u/CBrCGxIZhWAiplcrnvpY 6d ago

Same here. They must have bought a list of email addresses somehow. Although I never signed up for their emails, I kinda like getting them. It’s unbelievable what they send. Something about that crazy nonsense is funny to me.

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u/bass-fetish 7d ago

What's a double negative?

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u/sgSaysR 7d ago

Yup, complete with some poor grammar. They border on "Nigerian Prince Email" levels.

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u/mrmoe198 7d ago

An Executive Fascist! I’m laughing so hard!

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u/bonerjuice9 7d ago

He had millions of dollars campaign funds raised for him AFTER HE LOST ELECTION and has kept every penny. Absolutely nothing has happened from this.

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u/AnAngryBitch 7d ago

And the stupid will not learn from this either.

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u/bonerjuice9 7d ago

Nope. But it is always hilarious

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u/-jp- 7d ago

Well. Except for the part where our democracy gets fucked eight ways to Sunday by an authoritarian ethnonationalist grifter whose only saving grace is he's too fucking lazy and stupid to actually get anything done. :\

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u/Particular_Physics_1 7d ago hehehehe

Well yeah, that part sucks, but, everything else...

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u/berryblackwater 7d ago

Dude for real man, what if trump was twenty years younger and competent?

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 7d ago

Same people who give mega-church pastors money every week so he can buy a new private jet to "spread the gospel".

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u/NachoMommies 7d ago

Give like giving to a millionaire televangelist.

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u/pete62 7d ago

That’s more or less what Trump is in the eyes of his base. Fucking rubes.

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u/koopz_ay 7d ago

Is that legal?

To clarify…. Is there any law curtailing election fundraising after an election?

It just seems that today’s US Republican Party is in a perpetual loop of never ending fundraising - with little to no oversight. It almost seems like a pyramid scheme setup by Trump.

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u/James_Solomon 7d ago

To clarify…. Is there any law curtailing election fundraising after an election?

There's always another election.

For now.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

There will always be elections.

(Whether or not you get to vote, though...)

or whether or not someone outside an elite few get to choose the candidates...

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u/Dont_Call_Me_John 7d ago

or whether or not someone outside an elite few get to choose the candidates...

Oh you mean like the US Presidential Election?

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u/insightful_dreams 7d ago

even if its illegal , trump will do it. especially.

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u/WestFast 7d ago

He’s raised close to 90m since he lost.

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u/StunningEmu4130 7d ago

Yes!!! He got his first million from Senator Lindsey Graham!!!! What a moron!!

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u/lenswipe 7d ago

Yeah, he'll raise money for their legal defense and then keep it.

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u/StunningEmu4130 7d ago

Actually, he does have a special legal defense fund he set up after the election bc remember, Senator Lindsey Graham donated $1 million dollars to it!!!

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u/alare 7d ago

The Ironworkers who built that jizzstain in Chicago are still trying to get paid for it.

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u/HAHA_goats 7d ago

Man shows how to get rich with this one weird trick. Everybody hates him.

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u/teuast 7d ago

I should start making far-right merch. It’d be a good source of passive income.

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u/drukweyr 7d ago

Pretty sure he paid Stormy Daniels among others.

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u/Afaflix 7d ago

Wait. I thought his lawyer did.

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u/SerLaron 7d ago

And then he had trouble getting reimbursed by Trump, IIRC.

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u/Heinrich_Bukowski 7d ago

With campaign funds, and that was to keep her quiet, not to pay for her services

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

now picturing the new corporate buzzword, "Silence as a Service (SaaS)"

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u/AssrashMcBalls 7d ago

Well Ivanka made over 140 million "working" for him.

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u/Qidiots 7d ago

The RNC and his Qidiot donors pay his legal fees. Oh the irony

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u/TheSirMontyPython 7d ago

The biggest cheapskate artist I've ever seen...wait...CRIMINAL, not artist.

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u/gigerfan 7d ago

No way, the guy that doesn't even pay his own bills is not paying someone else's?

I'm shocked

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u/misdirected_asshole 7d ago

Nah man remember he said if we knock out someone disrupting his rally he'll pay our legal fees. Just like he said he's gonna build that wall and Mexico's gonna pay for it.... except for the part where he ask you to GoFundMe tens of millions of dollars for the wall and then let Steve Bannon take a few million just because and then get arrested for and then get pardoned by him.... But he's totally gonna pay man. He said "Believe me" for Pete's sake.

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 7d ago

The fact that Trump supporters bitch about the Deep State and all the corruption in government, while supporting Trump who literally pardoned the guy who directly scammed his supporters, is deeply amusing to me.

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u/misdirected_asshole 7d ago

He literally pardoned the guy that stole their money to build the wall that Mexico was supposed to pay for and they still love him.

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u/PossessedToSkate 7d ago

It's not so much that they love him. It's more that they hate you.

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u/AtLeastIAmNotOnFire 7d ago Wholesome

Look I hate me too, but I'm not gonna pardon Steve Bannon over it!

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u/HyzerFlip 7d ago

I would support giant flags in front of my neighbors houses that said "I Fucking hate you" so much more than God bless trump, trump as literally Rambo, and don't blame me I voted for trump

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u/shadowpawn 7d ago

Reminds the MAGA faithful of their Uncle who is getting a bit slow in the head these days but was a rocker back in the 60's

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u/DismalNow 7d ago

I find it scary as hell.

In the US alone, there's 50 MILLION people who have no ability to reason, own weapons, and are blindly devoted to both.

If you extrapolate via percentage (15%), there's about 1.9 BILLION people who are capable of this kind of dissonance.

And despite a literal plague whose circumstances seem perfectly designed to kill them all... they're growing in numbers.

Scary. As. Hell.

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u/JimWilliams423 7d ago

The fact that Trump supporters bitch about the Deep State and all the corruption

Fascists believe everybody is corrupt, so they are happy to support his corruption because he's "on their side."

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u/nopethis 7d ago

"ITS NOT LIKE WE ARE STEALING THE MONEY AND BUYING YACHTS!"

-Man who gets arrested off a yacht....

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u/misdirected_asshole 7d ago

"China is stealing your jobs"

  • says man who stole your money, lounging on yacht of Chinese billionaire

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u/Which_Stable4699 7d ago

Makes you wonder how much Bannon had to pay Trump in a totally unrelated transaction for that experience.

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u/misdirected_asshole 7d ago

He pardoned Bannon because Bannon has too much dirt. That's the only loyalty Trump has, he will only help you if you can legitimately hurt him.

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u/RamboGoesMeow 7d ago

That and Bannon made him quite a bit of money too.

“Ugh, if only he didn’t have shit on me or make me money… damn it, I guess I’ll help this one time. Fuck.”

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u/OorPancake 7d ago

I'm surprised he didn't set up a GoFundMe himself so that other supporters could pay their legal fees and take a 100% commission -edit- 'reasonable' expenses.

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u/57_4f_50_52 7d ago

still waiting for that immigrant caravan.

funny how we waited four years for trumps infrastructure week and President Biden actually just made that happen.

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u/Chunkyfatboy68 7d ago

So water is wet and this fucker is still not in shackles and behind bars… color me shocked

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u/MarkXIX 7d ago

“A Trump never pays his debts.” - A Trump

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u/LikeWisedUp 7d ago

Of course not. He was on fox news just the other day blaming antifa and blm for the Jan 6th riot.

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u/Pour_Me_Another_ 7d ago

I feel almost bad for the people who actually turned up to Jan 6th for their daddy only to be disowned by him.

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u/Task_wizard 7d ago

I don’t feel bad for those terrorists. There’s only one of them I’ve heard of who’s been sentenced to any amount of time even close to appropriate for their actions.

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u/twrolsto 7d ago edited 7d ago

Babbitt got the appropriate sentence for treason.

Edit: fixed spelling.

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u/Deutsco 7d ago

Bobbitt is the homie who got his Johnson sliced off. Babbitt is the one who got blasted into the netherworld.

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u/PantsOppressUs 6d ago Helpful

In both cases, the tip of the spear was removed.

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u/Oreganoian 7d ago

stop calling it a riot. it was an insurrection or attempted coup.

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u/Burban72 7d ago

Hardcore Trumpers are struggling with their own dissonance right now. Something along the lines of "Well, he never promised he would help them with this legal situation".

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u/ender716 7d ago

Hard-core Trumpers believe that January 6 was a liberal false flag. They believe it was the liberal Nazi party's Reichstag fire used to install an illegitimate president. If Trump gives the rioters money it means admitting they were his people

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u/BridgetheDivide 7d ago

So they think Babbit was a woke anti-racist crisis actor? What a legend taking one for the team like that.

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u/ender716 7d ago

They think Trump invented an awesome vaccine that no one should take because it is poison

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 7d ago

To combat the super-dangerous but also harmless bioweapon/cold that was accidentally leaked and also systematically used against us.

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u/EntityDamage 7d ago

Why don't they just call it The Trump Vaccine?

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u/whitneymak 7d ago

Fuck, if it gets them to take it, I'll start calling it the Trump Vaccine.

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u/OmegaLiquidX 7d ago

They do. Which is why the contradiction is so fucking galling.

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u/ClassicT4 7d ago

They think the Rittenhouse Trial was CGI because he voiced support for BLM.

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u/johncoltrane69 7d ago

Wait…really?

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u/thisisa_fake_account 7d ago

It was up on this sub a few hours ago

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u/ThatOneGuyonTV 7d ago

God they sell epic flat tires that Bugs Bunny is getting complaints from SAG.

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u/kontekisuto 7d ago

Yes, they jump through hoops 24 7 to keep believing all the absolutely bat guano crazy things they believe in and that is just a minor but insane example.

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u/callmeterr0rish 7d ago

And all they have to do is admit they where wrong and this would all stop. I know about sunk cost fallacy and what not but I don't think I experience that. I will say I'm wrong/take blame for things some times just so the group I'm interacting with can move past something.

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u/danceswithwool 7d ago

A group of these people are currently waiting in Dallas for Michael Jackson and JFK, jr. These days, I believe everything nutty I read about them unless it’s proven otherwise.

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u/Schrodinger_cube 7d ago

We need to tell them the IRS is cgi, not even the joker from bat man wants to mess with them lol.

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u/SupaSlide 7d ago

No, it was a false flag operation, but also Babbitt is an American Hero.

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u/Arcades_Samnoth 7d ago

That's my relatives: On the day of the Riot they were posting shit all over facebook/twitter "God's staying and Trump's leading this country liberals!" - fast forward 6 months - "It was a total set-up by AntiFa, any idiot can see that!". Yeah..... they live in an matrix that is only running with 4GB

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u/sciencewarrior 7d ago

I kinda want to go deeper in the conspiracy rabbit hole to see how they react. Say the FBI wants to send a bunch of people to jail, but has nothing to convict them on. They will pull one of their leaders aside, convince they will go to jail if they don't cooperate, then wait for them to lead the others into doing something clearly illegal. In other words, Donald Trump is in the pocket of the deep state, and he created this whole charade to entrap his most loyal followers and save his skin.

Let them process that.

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u/Skippy_the_Alien 7d ago

all this because a black man (who was half white) became President of the United States.

ONE of 45 men...but even that was too much for them to handle. How pathetic.

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u/FirstPlebian 7d ago

How many of them actually believe that and how many pretend to believe is an open question, at least half just pretend I think, and near all of their politicians just pretend to believe.

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u/torito_supremo 7d ago

Remember Kevin Sorbo? He went on Twitter from “it’s happening!” to “antifa false flag” in the matter of hours.

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u/allfalldown7 7d ago

Trumpers have been forced to live in full denial of reality to support the man for years. This won't even be a blip.

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u/alpharowe3 7d ago

"That's because he's smart."

At least in this case Trump not paying their legal bills is the smart thing to do unless buying the loyalty of his most rabid fanatics was a goal but that may not even be necessary to keep them.

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u/cmVkZGl0 7d ago

He never cared about anybody. Everybody was trying to tell them this but they wrote it off.

Besides, they're fake Antifa agents anyways. They should be disgusted for working for their opposition LOL

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u/dnuohxof1 7d ago

Trump doesn’t like losers who got caught.

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u/Beneficial_Squash-96 7d ago

This passage comes from the book Snakes in Suits by Paul Babiak and Robert Hare, which is about dealing with psychopaths in a white collar workplace.

Hare recently took part in a symposium with Lenny Frieling, a criminal defense attorney and municipal court associate judge in Boulder County, Colorado. Frieling offered some valuable advice for lawyers with a psychopath as a client, and his comments are paraphrased, with his permission, as follows:

  1. Get paid up front. If you lose the case, you will be blamed and unpaid. If you win the case, the client will take the credit and you will still be unpaid.

  2. Be very careful about boundaries. The client is not your friend, and will collect and use against you whatever information is obtained. (This includes information related to the case and related to you personally.)

  3. Remain in charge. A psychopathic client will attempt to run the show and to manipulate you and the system, making your job much harder.

  4. Don’t take at face value the client’s description of events or interactions with others. Check everything out.

  5. Be aware that the client will distort and minimize his or her criminal history. When confronted with the inaccuracies, the client will offer excuses that place the blame on defense attorneys, a corrupt system, or others.

  6. The client will flatter you as long as things are going smoothly. If the case goes sideways, often because of the client’s tendency to take charge and to ignore advice, you will become the enemy.

  7. Keep copious notes on everything.

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u/RantGod 7d ago

I can definitely confirm this. They also are so self absorbed they don't realize when you're inconspicuously steering them in the right direction.

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u/sybann 7d ago

He's never paid for anything.

Let's take it out of his tough orange hide.

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u/insightful_dreams 7d ago

you mean paper thin

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u/LevelHeeded 7d ago

Yeah, expecting Trump to help out anyone other than himself is batshit crazy, it would be like expecting JFK jr. to come back to life with the power to make someone president/king of the US...

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u/rdrunner_74 7d ago

Come on... Why so agressive. Its much better if you word it more positively:

Trump paid his Jan 6 supporters as much legal support as his own stolen election legal team!

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u/feltsandwich 7d ago

It's hysterical that anyone thought he would pardon the insurrectionists.

It just adds another layer to observe that he does not give a shit about anyone who is not useful to him. The idea that he would spend money to help them is ludicrous.

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u/Bananawamajama 7d ago

If I remember correctly, he was embarrassed by the Q Anon crowd because he saw that his supporters weren't rich successful handsome alpha males. He saw that his supporters were in fact the kind of people he hates and is disgusted by.

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u/57_4f_50_52 7d ago

theres a reason you can literally pick the people that would support him out of a picture of people in neutral clothing. he "represents" the shittiest, stupidest, and unhealthiest people America has to offer.

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u/Redshoe9 7d ago

I’m shocked he acted like he was seeing MAGA in their daily form for the first time and calling them “low life’s.” Could he not see into the crowds at his multiple rallies for four years?

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u/Skippy_the_Alien 7d ago

because for a man like Trump, his personal drug is when people kiss his ass. That's why he fucking does so many of those stupid rallies where a bunch of neanderthals just boo and do their dumb chants of "Lock her up" or "Let's go Brandon"

it's why the latest book has that story of him literally throwing a tantrum because his Tulsa rally became a clusterfuck. You know...instead of caring about a FUCKING PANDEMIC.

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u/Dcajunpimp 7d ago

If they were successful, he would have considered them patriotic heroes.

Granted more property damage, more damage to our democracy, and more lives would have harmed and taken, but Trumps terrorists wouldn't have needed a pardon.

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u/dogmeat12358 7d ago

In other news, the earth continues it's elliptical journey around the sun.

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u/rysimpcrz 7d ago

Silly.... the earth is flat and sitting on a turtle's back.

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u/danceswithwool 7d ago

Dude, most of the earth is water and none of it is carbonated. The earth is flat.

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u/KMelkein 7d ago

you silly cunt. earth is flat and sitting on top of four elephants astride on a giant turtle

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u/rysimpcrz 7d ago

I must've watched the wrong YouTube video.

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u/BitOCrumpet 7d ago

There was a fifth elephant, but...

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u/meglon978 7d ago

Wait.... someone actually thought he would? HAHHAHHHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAH

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u/DevCatOTA 7d ago

In other news, water is wet, the sun is bright, and Brock Turner is a rapist.

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u/Ghost_Killer_ 7d ago

The real irony here is they still see him as their hero.

"Oh he'll create more jobs for us"

Barely creates more jobs

"Oh he'll pardon the rioters"

Not a single rioter gets a pardon

"Oh he'll pay their legal bills"

Doesn't pay their legal bills

Can these people not take a hint that he doesn't give a single flying fuck about them?

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u/CatVideoFest 7d ago edited 7d ago

“I’d tell him, ’You know what? You’ve got a few fucking things to do. Including clearing this fucking mess up and taking care of a lot of the jackasses that you fucked up because of January 6,’” - the Qanon Shaman’s lawyer on what he’d say to Trump

Ya hate to see it.

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u/l-rs2 7d ago

Wasn't that his lawyer though? Still a good quote.

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u/CatVideoFest 7d ago

Correct

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u/jon-wayne-candy-snow 7d ago

The only check I’ve ever heard him write was to a porn star.

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u/gadfly1999 7d ago

Go read the details there. Trump had Cohen write that check on his behalf.

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u/MooseValuable3158 7d ago

Of course all the people he owes money is shocked by this news.

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u/FirstPlebian 7d ago

Speaking of which he has massive debts coming due and his properties are losing money because he's so toxic. Who thinks he will stiff all of his creditors again? He got over half a billion from his stop the steal bs but he won't give a red cent to his creditors from that I bet.

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u/nwoh 7d ago

The dude who funnels money from one cause to another will suddenly argue in court that he'd love to pay, but legally he can't because that money is for the campaign!

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u/SueWahoo 7d ago

Of course not. Trump is currently rifling the pockets of the Republican National Committee and making them pay some of his legal bills in NY where he's under criminal investigation. Absolute suckers, each and every one.

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u/Rawscent 7d ago

They should count themselves lucky that he didn’t call them losers and turn his back on them completely like he did to so many of the people who worked for him, like he did to John McCain, like he did to American veterans, and like he did to America’s Gold-Star families.

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u/MrJuniperBreath 7d ago

Awww. The traitors has a sad.

Ima drink wine all day and occasionally chuckle about this.

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u/CSWorldChamp 7d ago

Of course he hasn’t. To Donald Trump, there are four kinds of people: 1) Donald Trump 2) Women (would do) 3) Women (would not do) 4) suckers

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u/Maximum_Musician 7d ago

Why would he start paying for anything now?

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u/4Plus20MakesHappy 7d ago

NOT TRUE

Trump paid $750 in taxes which went to their public defenders.

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u/Ghost4000 7d ago

Anyone who thinks Trump would have their back is insane.

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u/Adam8614453 7d ago

He didn't pay his contractors for years. Hillary made campaign videos about it.

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u/voxrubrum 7d ago

Notorious con-man doesn't pay people the money he promised!

More shocking news at 6: water turns out to be actually wet

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u/floofyyy 7d ago

Oh man, the schadenfreude is stroooong with this one. I derived so much glee from this article.

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u/polywha 7d ago

No way he would risk any legal association with them by giving them money. It's sad how much they expected him to.

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u/telcodoctor 7d ago

Surprised pikachu face being torn off and devoured by leopard.

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u/garethbullsey 7d ago

Fuck trump and the dumb trumpanzee idiots that support him , fuck them all in the ass.

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u/artx19 7d ago

That’s a lose-lose. He’d get even worse press overall for actually paying their legal bills.

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u/whatproblems 7d ago

I’m sure he sent thoughts and prayers!

Hahahhahahaah I made myself laugh

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u/EvidenceOfReason 7d ago

are there any trump cultists left on reddit?

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u/gadfly1999 7d ago

They hang out in their own safe spaces like r/conservative

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 7d ago

r/TheBidenshitshow is another one - when someone talked about Biden wearing a diaper I pointed out that they used to call Celebrity Apprentice "the shitshow" because of how often Trump would shit his diapers and need a cleanup break. Instant ban for "shit-posting," which I suppose I can't really argue with.

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u/LevelHeeded 7d ago

r/conspiracy and r/walkaway and anything in denial about Covid even though people keep trying to push this BS that it's not political.

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u/pzapza 7d ago

Some still here r/conspiracy

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u/Dapper_Cranberry 7d ago

You're going to start seeing a big resurgence heading into the next election season.

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u/K-Zoro 7d ago

He also could have easily pardoned all of them before he left office. He doesn’t care about them and I wish they’d understand that they are all being bamboozled.

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 7d ago

The fact that a president can pardon someone who literally committed crimes on their behalf is utterly ridiculous. Of course, impeachment is supposed to be the remedy for this, but that doesn't help when one party is complicit to the crimes.

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u/flowgod 7d ago

I'm shocked! Wait, no the other thing.

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u/zephyrseija 7d ago

Those ninjafucks bankrupted themselves trying to suckle upon the teet of corruption.

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u/Newbielurker 7d ago

“I prefer rioters who don’t get arrested” - trump probably