r/AskReddit Dec 02 '21 Silver 30 Helpful 41 Wholesome 37 Got the W 1

What celebrity would you marry if they asked you to without any date prior?

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u/Ehrl_Broeck Dec 02 '21

Paul Bettany seems to be a valid choice considering he is married to Jennifer Connelly for 18 years without being a couple prior to proposal.

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u/JnthnDJP Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold

With that logic, Jennifer Conelly is also a valid answer... Who am I kidding, there’s no logic, Jennifer Conelly is the CORRECT answer.

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u/willubemyfriendo Dec 02 '21

“As a teenager, he had developed a crush on her after seeing her in the 1986 film Labyrinth.[32] The September 11 attacks motivated him to act on his feelings for her, and after two days of attempting to contact her, he proposed, despite the fact that they were not in a relationship.”

Now that’s vision ; )

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u/casualsubversive Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Ally

To be clear, by this time they knew each other and were very close friends.

He didn't just call her out of the blue and say, "Hey, it's Paul Bettany. We just did a movie together with Russel Crowe? Anyway, the attack on New York got me thinking. I had a crush on you when I was a teenager. Would you like to get married?"

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u/notsocrazycatlady101 Dec 02 '21 Wholesome

David Tennant

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u/Sidhejester Dec 02 '21

You're gonna have to fight Michael Sheen for him.

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u/kazetoame Dec 02 '21

That’s a simple fix, take both.

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u/tinason3 Dec 02 '21

I had to scroll WAY to far to find him. The man is smoking hot, and I hate his wife because she's beautiful and kind and I can't compete!

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u/AllThatSparklesIs Dec 02 '21

She's also the daughter of the 5th Doctor Who, who is reportedly Tennant's favorite. So yeah, you can't really compete with that.

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u/SlimePrincess451 Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome LOVE! Starry

Hugh Jackman. He just seems like a really sweet man. And veery easy on the eyes.

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u/196187917628671 Dec 02 '21

Back when the second X-men movie was about to start filming, I was walking my dog (RIP to the best girl there ever was) around a local golf course. She was rather indifferent to people overall, but certainly had some hesitations to guys with beards. It was a school day, so I was probably going around there at about 6:30am, and it was a 3.5km/2.2 mile trail, so not too many people out that first thing in the morning. This guy goes jogging past us, and then stops suddenly and backtracks to where we are. He starts to ask if he can say hi to my dog, and before I can even answer, he's on his knees giving her pets and kisses, and surprisingly she's giving him some kisses too. He's talking to her a little bit, and I hear the accent, but things don't register right away (though I noted some odd facial hair). Get home and hear on the radio they are about to start filming again and it all clicks. My dog made out with Hugh Jackman.

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u/waxillium_ladrian Dec 02 '21

The idea of Hugh Jackman taking a break from filming to go jogging then going "Want pet dog!" is amazing.

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u/Ultimatespacewizard Dec 02 '21 Helpful Wholesome LOVE! Heartwarming Starstruck

A buddy of mine worked on Logan, and said that Hugh Jackman took each department out to dinner and paid for everything. But the department my buddy worked in was only 4 people, so Hugh Jackman offered to bring them back to the cabin he was staying at and personally cook them dinner. He still provided an impressive spread, everything tasted amazing, and Hugh Jackman was apparently just the nicest guy.

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u/disconathan Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome

I worked on Logan as well! He was such a gentleman. Quickly learned almost everyone’s names and he would buy scratch off lottery tickets for almost the whole crew everyday. I actually won 10$ with one and he just looked so happy to see me so stoked about it. Only guy to make me question my sexuality.

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u/banana_onmydesk Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Helpful

I ran into him once in Vancouver. Shared an elevator with him and he just spontaneously asked how my day was going. Seemed genuinely interested, told him it was going great and asked how his was going and he said he was having a great day too, his co-workers on set were apparently amazing and he felt they were making his job easy.

That is my one and only celebrity encounter and I hope I never have another. I'd hate to meet a celebrity that wasn't as nice as him.

Edit: Patrick Stewart. If you're reading this. I would not be opposed to hanging out with you. I will make an exception to my hope of never meeting another celebrity for you.

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u/modix Dec 02 '21

Seems like his way to deal with celebrity is to reach out instead of allowing awkward encounters. Takes a lot of charisma, but both of you probably would have a better day at the end of it. Also much more likely to get treated like a regular person if you act like one. Probably a whole lot less lonely feeling too.

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u/Due-Town-850 Dec 02 '21

I always had a feeling he was this kind person you are describing now. Shout out to the Wolverine !!

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Dec 02 '21

I like it when celebs I like aren't assholes & are better than you'd ever imagined.

Hugh Jackman was the answer I was coming here to post & glad it's at the top!

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u/Accmonster1 Dec 02 '21

It probably has a lot to do with him spending his early years as a starving artist on broadway. It probably humbles you and gives you a lot of perspective. There was a video where he was being interviewed and he recognized the guy as one of his old PE students from years prior. Jackman seems like such a wholesome guy

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u/broskeymchoeskey Dec 02 '21 Helpful

His Instagram is like 90% pictures of his wife, his dogs, and nature.

Mans is living his best life

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u/whitemeatlover Dec 02 '21

It’s so cute how much he loves his wife. I think they’ve been married like 25 years. But I was watching an interview with them, and the way he looks at her, you can see how much he loves her. It’s very sweet.

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u/fariagu Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome

He is also a huge jacked man

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u/junebug2142 Dec 02 '21 Silver

Not to be confused with a huge yak man

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u/Thenot99 Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

Isla Fisher

Sorry Borat, I taka your wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold This Table Slap

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u/biffybiro Dec 02 '21

My names Rod, and I like to party.

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Dec 02 '21

Babe! BABE! BAAABE!!!!

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u/easyjet Dec 02 '21

I met her once! She was still just Shannon from Home & Away then. She was so damn pretty. She was in the checkout at John Lewis and she was with Darren Day who looked bored. She dropped her credit card and it landed on my boot, I gave it backed to her and I took my chance and smoothly whispered IREALLYLIKEDYOUINHOMEANDAWAYUGRHGHG or something cool and she said thanks and Darren Day rolled his eyes.

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u/HenryChinaski92 Dec 02 '21

Met her when I was working in a cinema, she squeezed my hand when I gave her her hot chocolate. Never washed it since.

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u/ToastMmmmmmm Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

The richest oldest one.

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u/According-Egg169 Dec 02 '21 Helpful Wholesome Snek

Queen Elizabeth

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u/FulaniLovinCriminal Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Evil Cackle

She is single now. Catch her on the rebound.

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u/CaptainHideRealQuick Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Yeah, but chances are she'll outlive you so...

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u/Box_O_Donguses Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Starry

Everytime someone says "god save the queen" she gets a year added to her life

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u/Ctalkobt Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Helpful

Oh, wouldn't that suck? You're a 2,000 year old monarch and people just can't keep saying "God save the queen". Every time adding a year to your life. All the aches, arthritis, teeth falling out, frail health etc and they insist on keeping you alive .... and expect you to oversee a nation at that...

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u/WhyRUTalking4231 Dec 02 '21

and expect you to oversee a nation at that...

more expect you to keep them from having to deal with "King Charlie the Deviant"

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u/i-make-babies Dec 02 '21

Fun fact: when Prince Charles becomes king he plans to take the name George VII.

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u/wcskjb Dec 02 '21

You mean 'if'...

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u/Brokeartistvee Dec 02 '21

If I was the betting sort I would absolutely have money on Charles never becoming king. I would bank on his mom outliving him.

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u/Ok-Pen-3795 Dec 02 '21

Betty White?

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u/Monstoro88 Dec 02 '21 edited 21d ago Bless Up (Pro)

No she'll live at least another 15 to 20yrs (I am retracting this comment)

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u/Doright36 Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

You spelled forever wrong.

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u/NardwuarsChestHair Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Starry

Matt Berry

Edit: Wow, what an overwhelmingly huge response. It seems Mr. Berry could have a cult sized harem if he so wished. Thank you for all these awards, I'm very excited about having become Cthulhu with a badass sword.

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u/ygnomecookies Dec 02 '21 Gold Helpful Wholesome

You mean Jackie Daytona from Tucson, Arizonia

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u/JCleveland10 Dec 02 '21

We could drink human alcohol beers together forever.

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u/-mostlyharmless1 Dec 02 '21

Doesn’t fit the rules. Jackie Daytona is just a regular human guy.

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u/FishSauceFogMachine Dec 02 '21

You can tell because he has a toothpick.

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u/MniTain38 Dec 02 '21 Silver

Which is just a tiny wooden stake. Lazslo is quite the daredevil.

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u/Powerserg95 Dec 02 '21

Regular Human Bartender

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u/Lo-heptane Dec 02 '21

Only if he stood at the altar and said “SPEAK PRRRIEST!”

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u/dexter311 Dec 02 '21

FATHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

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u/Ok_Judge3497 Dec 02 '21

Here lies a great man!

A GREAT MAN!

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u/CastSoCool Dec 02 '21

Jen? What are you doing after the funeral?

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u/DinnysorWidLazrbeebs Dec 02 '21

Just released a best of compilation for his 10 year anniversary of being on the record label he’s on. Great musician as well as a great actor. Love Matt Berry.

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u/MikeyKillerBTFU Dec 02 '21

takes gun

"I wonder if it's loaded"

sticks in mouth and repeatedly pulls trigger

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u/Musleman656 Dec 02 '21

Ray bloody Purchase 😡

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u/GenghisTron17 Dec 02 '21

It warms my heart to see Matt Berry at the top.

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u/OctopusRegulator Dec 02 '21

Victoriaaaaa???? I thought you were deeeeëaad??

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u/Kenkyaku Dec 02 '21

Damn these electric sex pants.

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u/Red-Jester Dec 02 '21 Silver

There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21 Helpful

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u/NotReallyInvested Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome

Bill gates or Jeff bezos. I’m not gay. But a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

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u/PrinceAndrewsANonce Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome hehehehe LOVE! Table Slap

“How does this feel on your prostate?”

“Like a billion dollars Jeff”

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u/Intrepid_Fox-237 Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy I Shy

“How does this feel on your prostrate?”

Like a Prime Member...

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u/PrinceAndrewsANonce Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

Hahaha.

“Jeff why so much packaging when the actual parcel is less than a 10th of the size?”

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u/Raiquo Dec 02 '21

Holy shit, it was a compensation thing all along.

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u/lightknight7777 Dec 02 '21

That's not even gay, bro. At a billion dollar lifestyle it's a dream job where the getting fucked is just literal.

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u/Force3vo Dec 02 '21

Way less of a pain in the ass than my normal job

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u/srgmpdn Dec 02 '21

But not Zuckerberg?

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u/dakrax Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

There is a line.

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u/ryanmuller1089 Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

The line being the celebrity must be human in this case.

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u/Astro_Doughnaut Dec 02 '21 Ally

I need my sugar daddy to die eventually..

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u/obi_wan_sashimi Dec 02 '21

Then rule out jeff bezos and his clones, from what I’ve heard 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

IDK, I would fuck a lot of reptiles for a billion dollars.

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u/Skorne13 Dec 02 '21 Gold

If it ain’t a croc, let us rock.

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u/Halloween2022 Dec 02 '21

Hey, he's got SOME standards.

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u/Dr_Piglin Dec 02 '21

He said he was attracted to men not lizards

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u/beekeeper1981 Dec 02 '21

There are female billionaires out there... Just sayin

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u/minesaka Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome hehehehe

Forget about honeymoon, Elon could take you on honeymars.

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u/Starman68 Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo! I'll Drink to That

Gillian Anderson.

I’m married, but I’ve discussed it with my wife already and she knows she’d have to accept her arrival.

My current wife would move into the Ex files.

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u/yamipunky2 Dec 02 '21

I once woke up with a call from her. I worked for a vip transportation company and she couldn’t find her driver at Heathrow airport (I was the OP manager, I don’t know why they gave her my number instead of the driver’s). She was very nice.

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u/Starman68 Dec 02 '21

Will PM you my phone number.

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u/Mustangbex Dec 02 '21

Gillian Anderson rates high on both my and my husband's lists for sure.

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u/wartornhero Dec 02 '21

X-Files Gillian is nice but have you seen Sex Education Gillian... oh lordy!

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u/thedrinkalchemist Dec 02 '21

Did you know he is a professional dancer and gymnast? It’s how he met his wife. After finding this out, his posture, the way he Carries himself, and all of those very delicate and deliberate motions he makes in Hannibal, like in the cooking scenes, all made sense to me!

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u/fauxque Dec 02 '21

gosh, the cooking scenes! I wanted to eat HIM.

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u/XenaWolf Dec 02 '21

Totally. He's so nice!

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u/Cherrybomb1387 Dec 02 '21

Oh god yes. My coworkers husband & I were talking about him in Bond as Le Chiffre. He was like “Mads can beat my balls in a bottomless chair any day” lol. I loved him in Hannibal.

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u/Snuskeh Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome I'll Drink to That Timeless Beauty

Paul Rudd

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u/xe0s Dec 02 '21 Silver Heartwarming

Computer, load up celery man please.

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u/b_a_b_a_r Dec 02 '21

Is there anyway to generate a nude Tayne?

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u/semimillennial Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Timeless Beauty

He’s already married, here’s his wedding video.

EDIT: I don’t really do “thanks for the awards” edits but it is great to see such a strong reaction to just a sweet wedding video. You guys are wholesome!

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u/HanMaBoogie Dec 02 '21

Yikes! You have to mark nude Tayne NSFW.

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u/Hill_Reps_For_Jesus Dec 02 '21

I can’t believe i got Ruddrolled

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u/OtherwiseAd2555 Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Seal of Approval This Brighten My Day

Henry Cavill

Edit: the man could ask me to drop my pants and they’d already be dropped before he could even finish the sentence

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u/eeenee Dec 02 '21 Helpful

Met him , he is humble and kind

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u/hidden-in-plainsight Dec 02 '21

Im jealous

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u/trashtastictakeout Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

No need to be jealous. With a little practice you too can be humble and kind.

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u/gorg-k Dec 02 '21

Total nerd, loves dogs, by all accounts really nice. This is the answer.

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u/fruit_basket Dec 02 '21

Journalist: Playstation or Xbox?

Cavil: Pfft, PC!

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u/Wolfhound1142 Dec 02 '21

I'm not gay, but I felt my dick move.

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u/funkywinkerbean45 Dec 02 '21

I’m already married, so I couldn’t, but in this fake world where he asks me I ain’t married, baby.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Also married, but my wife would kill me if I didn't say yes to a Cavil proposal.

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u/ezone2kil Dec 02 '21

She just wants the sloppy seconds.

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u/Fancy-Personality-48 Dec 02 '21

I'm not gay if Henry Cavill did I would and I get all the bragging rights on /r/pcmasterrace

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u/gumpythegreat Dec 02 '21

I just wanna be his friend. We could hang out and play PC games and work out together. Maybe kiss a little idk

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u/blitzkrab Dec 02 '21 This

Michael Fassbender

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u/Royal-Competition-37 Dec 02 '21

Yesss I loved him in the X-Men but my favorite is when he says “Is it alright if I go out speaking the Kings” in inglorious bastards

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u/Sippinonjoy Dec 02 '21

“There’s a special ring in hell for those who waste good Scotch, and seeing as I’ll be rapping at the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff.”

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u/bchamper Dec 02 '21

Found the size queen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

does… d.. do i even want to know what i don’t know here?

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u/Barqueefa Dec 02 '21 I'll Drink to That

His dick definitely hangs lower than his balls

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u/Scotchityscotch Dec 02 '21

And his balls are like tennis balls in a tube sock.

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u/KixCerealFoLyfe Dec 02 '21 Silver hehehehe

They're stacked vertically?!

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u/WillElMagnifico Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

My wife's answer is Jason Momoa. I didn't even have to ask her. She just announced it to me One day.

Edit: Well, this is officially my highest rated comment. Didn't expect that when I farted out a comment before going to sleep last night!

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u/TweedleBeetleBattle2 Dec 02 '21 Silver

Lisa Bonet is a witch. How does one woman marry Lenny Kravitz, then Jason Mamoa, and Lenny and Jason become like brothers? That’s witchcraft.

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u/jackiblu25 Dec 02 '21

Had to see who you're talking about so googled her and it says her name is Lilakoi Moon but is professionally known as Lisa Bonet. If Lilakoi Moon isn't a witch name idk wtf is.

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u/spicyradishbreath Dec 02 '21

Also, Lisa Bonet sounds suspiciously like a fake name made up by a witch.

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u/jackiblu25 Dec 02 '21

Exactly, by a witch. Her given name wasn't witchy enough.

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u/longseenotime Dec 02 '21

Other way around actually. Her real name is Lisa Bonet but she changed it officially to Lilakoi Moon while still using her real name professionally

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u/qudop Dec 02 '21

Literally! She married 2 of the hottest dudes alive and then made them be besties!

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u/sxan Dec 02 '21

To be fair, they're both reportedly pretty decent guys themselves, and individually make good friends. She probably didn't have to work too hard.

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u/jwilder204 Dec 02 '21

Hundreds of redditors are married to the same woman. Me too.

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u/RDX007700 Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy LOVE! Starry Heartwarming

Ana de armas!

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u/6notapervert9 Dec 02 '21 Silver

Eva Green

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u/FleebFlex Dec 02 '21

Yep, Casino Royale left an impression

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u/Clever_Sean Dec 02 '21

There are dinner jackets, and then there are Dinner Jackets. This is the latter.

Rowr.

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u/Lilipoo98 Dec 02 '21

Jeff Goldblum. Take me now Sir

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u/AirbagOff Dec 02 '21 Gold

Love, um, finds a way.

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u/whev3 Dec 02 '21 Silver

Jennifer Connelly

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u/ImGoingBackToBed Dec 02 '21

Oscar Isaac

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u/catiebug Dec 02 '21

I'd been waiting for a good Dune on screen for decades. Movie's great, but turns out I was actually waiting for paralyzed, naked Duke Leto splayed out and still holding court with the Baron regardless. He looked like a goddamned Greek God.

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u/wAIpurgis Dec 02 '21

The beard was magnificent enough for a yes from me, but that scene... Maaaagnificent

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u/Illustrious-Science3 Dec 02 '21 Silver Take My Energy

Tom Selleck.
He's 40 years older than me and I would still climb his geriatric ass like a tree. Had a crush on this man since the 80s.

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u/anniewolfe Dec 02 '21 Silver Gold Starry

When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face

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u/sgong33 Dec 02 '21

Someone wants a mustache ride!

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Brendan Frasier. You can just tell he's a good person all the way through.

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u/spinnerette_ Dec 02 '21

He's always seemed very genuine and kind. Some of his recent interviews came up and it just felt more like two people talking. Very natural. Equal amount of interest and chatter on both sides. He really appreciates his fans and the love he's been getting. He deserves it.

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u/toriyo Dec 02 '21

They interviewed him on the Scrubs re-watch podcast. He seemed super positive and thoughtful. It was really interesting!

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u/Reference-Inner Dec 02 '21

Cate Blanchett. No hesitation.

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u/samanthaspice Dec 02 '21

Apparently her husband proposed to her after dating her for less than a month.

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u/dcormier Dec 02 '21

Her husband is a smart man.

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u/ImSomebodyNow Dec 02 '21

He must be quite the catch, too, since she said yes after less than a month.

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u/Pinterestie Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

Yes, galadriel on the wedding day, hella on the wedding night.

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u/durandal64 Dec 02 '21

Galadriel on the streets, Hela in the sheets!

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u/hardyflashier Dec 02 '21

Rosamund Pike. I'm all about that accent, despite the very convincing psychopath she played once.

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u/larisa5656 Dec 02 '21

You should see her in Pride & Prejudice. Complete 180 from the characters she plays now, but still a great performance.

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u/NDN2004 Dec 02 '21

Rose Byrne lol

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u/Psychological_Sign_6 Dec 02 '21

Cillian Murphy

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u/Sknowman Dec 02 '21

I don't think he's stereotypically hot, but his posturing and everything from Peaky Blinders always puts me in awe, and that is definitely attractive.

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u/stretchypants88 Dec 02 '21

My people! Everyone thinks I’m crazy for thinking he’s so incredibly hot.

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u/A-Shot-Of-Jamison Dec 02 '21

I’ve loved him since 28 Days Later.

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u/sovietarmyfan Dec 02 '21

Makes me wonder if any celebrity mentioned down here sees their name here.

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u/sortofrelativelynew Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome Take My Energy Starstruck

Sebastian Stan.

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u/Queenunderthehill Dec 02 '21

This is the answer I’ve been scrolling for….Winter soldier

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u/ekimdad Dec 02 '21

Kate Beckinsale.

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u/solarssun Dec 02 '21 Plus One

David Tennant. In a reality where neither of us are married of course.

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Dec 02 '21

Blake Lively. If anyone can put up with Ryan Reynolds then she has to be a very patient.

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u/Dustybrowncouch Dec 02 '21

My answer is Ryan Reynolds, so this will work out well.

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u/CaliforniaCute Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome Beating Heart

Keanu Reaves. He seems like he would be such a good husband all around.

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u/onerockthreefingers Dec 02 '21

Too much competition between his dog and car.

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u/TheGibberishGuy Dec 02 '21 Giggle

And he keeps bending the cutlery

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u/I-am-redditor Dec 02 '21 Wholesome

There is no cutlery.

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u/aaronjaffe Dec 02 '21

Gillian Jacobs

Just the right mix of funny, weird, intelligent, and down to earth.

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u/Darth_Thor Dec 02 '21 Helpful hehehehe

Oh, Britta's in this?

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u/jeebus224 Dec 02 '21

🎶Getting rid of Britta, we’re getting rid of the B. She’s a GDB🎶 but really, any of that cast could really get it.

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u/tahonng Dec 02 '21

Have you seen her geek out over Will Self (NY Times crossword head honcho)? It’s the most endearing thing! On mobile, otherwise I’d link.

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u/indianajoes Dec 02 '21

Will Shortz but way to Britta it

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u/Girl_in_the_Mirror Dec 02 '21 LOVE!

Shemar Moore

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u/TheSweatshopMan Dec 02 '21 Table Slap

I’m a dude but being called Babygirl by him would make me act up

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u/Girl_in_the_Mirror Dec 02 '21

RIGHT?!

My friends have called me Garcia for years, so I think it's just destiny.... He just needs to meet me LOL

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u/milkyjoenthecoconuts Dec 02 '21 Silver Bravo!

Richard Ayoade

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u/YISS_IKnowTheAnswer Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome I'll Drink to That

Did he turn you off and back on again?

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u/SnooWords4839 Dec 02 '21

Sam Heughan

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u/tannhauser_busch Dec 02 '21

Somebody wants to be a sassenach

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Uhhhhh

The Pope. I wanna break down this stigma against Pope marriage.

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u/TimFlamio Dec 02 '21 Silver

That came out of nowhere

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u/phxainteasy Dec 02 '21

Godspeed child

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u/Beetus_Warrior Dec 02 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Starry Super Heart Eyes

Chris Evans. 100%.

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u/MollieGrue Dec 02 '21

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.

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u/carm_aud Dec 02 '21

A guy friend of mine is completely straight, but he always says “if Chris Evans wants you, you don’t say no”. So I’m agreeing with this one.

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u/vergessliche Dec 02 '21

Yeah, he looks gorgeous and seems like a nice person - also a dog lover!

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u/romeodeficient Dec 02 '21

scrolled to find this! definitely my pick. I don’t remember where I saw this but I found it very reassuring that he has friends from high school who show up on set and roast him. like, he’s not some famous captain america celebrity to them. green flag!

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