r/europe 12h ago Wholesome LOVE! Wholesome Seal of Approval Bravo Grande! I'm Deceased Silver Helpful

News Turkey blocks NATO accession talks with Finland and Sweden

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r/news 4h ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Faith In Humanity Restored Silver Helpful

Colorado Supreme Court rules in favor of woman who expected to pay $1,337 for surgery but was charged $303,709

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r/antiwork 3h ago Gold Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

A friendly reminder

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r/WorkReform 5h ago Silver Helpful This

McDonaldโ€™s closes early because the one employee working values themselves more than their bad job

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r/technology 8h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Business Netflix customers canceling service increasingly includes long-term subscribers

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r/facepalm 4h ago Silver

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ This is getting really sad now

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r/movies 10h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Article Tom Cruise Says He Wouldnโ€™t Allow โ€˜Top Gun: Maverickโ€™ to Debut on Streaming

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r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Silver Helpful

TikToker sets fire to a forest with nesting migratory birds just for views.

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Giggle

That's just crazy talk

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r/tumblr 9h ago

Iโ€™m a dragon ram Iโ€™m trying to picture what that looks like and Iโ€™m cackling

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r/instant_regret 12h ago Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo! Wholesome Seal of Approval Silver Platinum Helpful

Skaters jump cops in Columbia after being ruthlessly run over by them


r/IdiotsInCars 12h ago Heartwarming Facepalm Gold Helpful Wholesome

That pass was closer than the gap between his bum-cheeks

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 13h ago Silver Wholesome

Video All these houses connected to each other via pool


r/pcgaming 19h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

So guys, now that Crypto is drowning to death, who is hyped for somewhat affordable GPUs?


I don't care how many Crypto people have to become poor, PC Gaming must win at all costs, millionaires can shoooo!!!!

r/sports 13h ago Wholesome hehehehe Vibing Burning Cash Table Slap Silver

Soccer U.S. Soccer Agree to Guarantee Equal Pay Between Men's and Women's National Teams

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r/2meirl4meirl 14h ago Wholesome Silver Platinum Helpful


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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 12h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

I knew it was bad, but not this bad

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r/facepalm 8h ago Silver Heartwarming

๐Ÿ‡ตโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ทโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ Simpsons did it

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r/teenagers 4h ago

Social Help please! (school project, i need data)

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r/tifu 11h ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome I'll Drink to That Dread Poop

M TIFU by dumping a massive turd in IKEA


So, I made a new account for this one because it is too embarassing. It happened about a year ago.

I am healthy and I eat well and enough fibers, but for some reason I usually don't poop for up to 2 weeks interval and then suddenly I'll go 2-3 times in the same day, and the poop is massive. Like minimum a feet long every time, and I'm 5'9". It goes smoothly and is expeditive, but when I have to go I HAVE TO GO.

TIFU when I went to IKEA with my girlfriend for a bookcase and some outside chairs, and suddenly, I need to go. My girlfriend says "well please wait until we scan these at the checkout, I can't lift the furniture by myself. " I decide to wait to help her, but when we get in line we notice it is pretty long. Still I decide to wait with her. But, like I said, when I have to go, it is urgent. So after about 2 mins I just tell her "I'm sorry but I NEED TO GO" and she is pissed allright and complaining, but I just head to the bathroom before it is too late. I get in, and thankfully the bathroom is empty. The first stall's toilet is full of toilet paper and urine, so I'm like ew fuck that, so I go the other one.

In there I unload the most massive turd I've ever done. I don't know about your IKEA, but in ours the toilets are gigantic. Still the poop reached the bottom of of the tunnel and climbed out all the way to the outside of the toilet. It was at least 3 feet long. I was amazed and scared at the same time. I flushed first before I wiped, because I'm used to having plumbing problems.

It does not go. It doES NOT GO.

So here I am panicking, but there's nothing I can do, so I make sure no one's outside and I go in the first stall to wipe my butt so the paper don't clog the toilet with the poop, but turns out this one was clogged already (explaining the paper and the urine left in it). I get out and begin to wash my hands, when another customer arrive. I watch him the mirror discreetely and in terror as he does just like I did: he goes in the first stall and decides that it is too disgusting, so he moves to the other stall, the one with the 3 feet long turd. I'm panicking but I decide to stay cool and act like I just peed in the urinals.

As I'm drying my hands , I watch him as he slowly opens the stall's door and just stands there staring. He just lets go a very weak, high pitched and discouraged "Aw man". It is so funny I can barely hold in my laughs so I get out as fast as I can without running, and meet my girlfriend waiting for me outside, more pissed than ever after scanning the items all by herself. I go to her and before she can say anything, I say: "Look we need to leave NOW" as I'm giggling aloud. She looks at me very puzzled but slightly amused as I take the cart and start pushing it half running towards the exit. (No way I'm going to be known in the IKEA as the massive turder).

Once outside and safe I tell her the whole story and she laughed and forgave me for leaving her at the checkout line. "Aw man" is one of our favorite calls now.

TL;DR: I dumped a massive turd in IKEA and saw someone question his own existence after meeting it.

r/UpliftingNews 12h ago Silver Wholesome Burning Cash

The U.S. men's and women's soccer teams will be paid equally under a new deal

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r/wallstreetbets 6h ago Snek Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome Hugz

Meme Turns out investing is kinda difficult when the free money faucet is turned off

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r/fuckcars 11h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Meme Anon loves bikes

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